Breaking Bad/Quotes

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Walt: Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.
Basically the entire plot in one sentence.

Jesse: Yo.
Jesse: Bitch.
Jesse: Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!
Jesse: Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!
Jesse: This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!

Walt: So, what do you watch?
Jesse: I don't know, stuff.
Walt: Like what?
Jesse: I don't know, Ice Road Truckers.
Walt: Ice Road Truckers, what happens on that one?
Jesse: Guys drive on ice!

Skyler: You are in over your head.
Walt: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!