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* Aaron's classic attack of flop sweats when anchoring the news. |
* Aaron's classic attack of flop sweats when anchoring the news. |
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{{quote|'''Producer:''' This is more than [[Richard Nixon|Nixon]] ever sweated. }} |
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** When Aaron tells Jane about how bad he was, getting calls from viewers. |
** When Aaron tells Jane about how bad he was, getting calls from viewers. |
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{{quote|'''Jane:''' People called in ''complaining'' about your ''sweating''? |
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'''Aaron:''' No, ''nice'' calls, worried that I was having a ''heart attack''. }} |
'''Aaron:''' No, ''nice'' calls, worried that I was having a ''heart attack''. }} |
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** Tom, who taped the show, doesn't help. |
** Tom, who taped the show, doesn't help. |
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{{quote|'''Jane:''' It wasn't ''unprecedented'', was it?! |
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'''Tom:''' ''(chuckling)'' Not unless you count ''[[Singinginthe Rain]]''. }} |
'''Tom:''' ''(chuckling)'' Not unless you count ''[[Singinginthe Rain]]''. }} |
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* Aaron's 'Devil' speech to Jane. You know the one. |
* Aaron's 'Devil' speech to Jane. You know the one. |
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{{quote|'''Aaron Altman:''' I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil. |
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'''Jane Craig:''' This isn't friendship. |
'''Jane Craig:''' This isn't friendship. |
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'''Aaron Altman:''' What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women. }} |
'''Aaron Altman:''' What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women. }} |
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* This exchange: |
* This exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Aaron:''' Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If ''needy'' were a turn-on? |
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'''Jane:''' Call me if you get ''weird''. }} |
'''Jane:''' Call me if you get ''weird''. }} |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhOerh-LUQM Big finish!] |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhOerh-LUQM Big finish!] |
Revision as of 21:35, 7 August 2014
- Aaron's classic attack of flop sweats when anchoring the news.
Producer: This is more than Nixon ever sweated. |
- When Aaron tells Jane about how bad he was, getting calls from viewers.
Jane: People called in complaining about your sweating? |
- Tom, who taped the show, doesn't help.
Jane: It wasn't unprecedented, was it?! |
- Aaron's 'Devil' speech to Jane. You know the one.
Aaron Altman: I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil. |
- This exchange:
Aaron: Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on? |