Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"Trent, this is the internet where no one is serious.'

-Ryan Kipps

Now, this comment pissed me off to an extent, and I'll tell you why. First of all, the internet is not a fucking safe haven, niggers; I act no differently in person than I do on the internet.

... Why not be like this in public, too? Everyone says it's like an excuse. If you're going to "act" a certain way, then fucking act that way. Don't hide behind a cloak of screens, so people don't know the "real you", as if you matter, insolent maggot.


"Garrett, oh Garrett, you like mindless shows, unfathomably you can't control, your needs over your wants, oh won't you please go to bed, so I can come and find you and put a needle in your head.

Why must you be stupid posting pictures a lot? Ponies are such an unfavorable lot, oh yes you like horses we know it's true, but why, Sir Garrett, do you like them in blue?


"Blissful, blissful, come and awe.
Seven rejects burrowed hall.
When thy pieces fall, and dance.
Seven rejects, think they raise tolerance.

Only to find out and see.
That I lay in wait, for seven, indeed.


"I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going to start banning people.

You can write down your reasons why you shouldn't be banned, even though I probably won't take it into account.


"Here are all the reasons I am better than you:

1) I am Zane.
2) I am not a prep.
3) I can process basic thought.
4) I'm God.

5) You have emotion.

6) I am fearless.

7) I'm eating mother fucking Fruit Loops.

I'd write more, but that would make you fiends think you are worth something. The sheer thought of that makes me want to puke.



"‎'To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause' -Joseph Kony"

"The hijacker of Nyx is almost as mentally handicapped as the original admin.

Both are worthless ponyfags, regardless."

"Chris Benoit for Father of the Year."


Adam Christopher Arya: Sup Trollvorlord? Let's do battle.
Trollvorlord: Is that some kind of lingo or something? I'm not sure what you mean.
Adam Christopher Arya: I was expecting something more along the lines of "Then my dad took a bowl of spaghetti and poured it over my naked body. It was a riveting experience that made me realize how much of a fruit I was.
Just saying. Maybe you've changed up your style.
Trollvorlord: Or I had absolutely no idea what the fuck you were talking about.
Adam Christopher Arya: Watch your language. You're still 12, right? And of course you know what I'm talking about. I said "Let's do battle". Which is a crafty reference to warfare of the fighting kind.
-Poopbucket, Jr.
Trollvorlord: What is fighting exactly? I'm not entirely sure. Also, I'm 5, idiot.
Going to bed, nighty-night.

Adam Christopher Arya: Dude. Way to be the super fruit I knew you always were.