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{{quote| ''[M]y primary goal: to get people in nerd culture to explore highbrow culture.''}}
{{quote| ''[M]y primary goal: to get people in nerd culture to explore highbrow culture.''}}


Brows Held High is a comedy review show about Arthouse cinema. It is hosted by Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren, who rose to some prominence on the [[That Guy With the Glasses]] forums when he wrote a [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/my-toy-collection-for-a-horse-gender-roles-and-comparative-mythology-in-nellas-pony-epic dissertation] on [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|Nella]]'s ''[[My Little Pony]]'' epic.
Brows Held High is a comedy review show about Arthouse cinema. It is hosted by Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren, who rose to some prominence on the [[That Guy With The Glasses]] forums when he wrote a [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/my-toy-collection-for-a-horse-gender-roles-and-comparative-mythology-in-nellas-pony-epic dissertation] on [[The Nostalgia Chick|Nella]]'s ''[[My Little Pony]]'' epic.


His signature style usually involves a lot of high-brow intellectual concepts, but explained well enough that they don't go over viewer's heads.
His signature style usually involves a lot of high-brow intellectual concepts, but explained well enough that they don't go over viewer's heads.


You can find these videos on [[That Guy With the Glasses (Website)|That Guy With the Glasses]] and [http://blip.tv/brows-held-high blip.tv].
You can find these videos on [[That Guy With The Glasses]] and [http://blip.tv/brows-held-high blip.tv].
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* [[Accentuate the Negative]]: Pleasantly averted. He almost always has ''something'' nice to say about the films he watches, even if it does sometimes amount to little more than [[Damned By Faint Praise|"It had nice cinematography."]]
* [[Accentuate the Negative]]: Pleasantly averted. He almost always has ''something'' nice to say about the films he watches, even if it does sometimes amount to little more than [[Damned By Faint Praise|"It had nice cinematography."]]
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"It's [[A Worldwide Punomenon|a period piece]]."<br />
"It's [[A Worldwide Punomenon|a period piece]]."<br />
'''Oan:''' Heh-- [frowns] ewww. }}
'''Oan:''' Heh-- [frowns] ewww. }}
** Later, in his ''Tromeo and Juliet'' crossover review with [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]], he admits that he thought the "see how she rests her cheek upon her hand." line (wherein the "cheek" was changed to be an ''ass'' cheek) was actually kind of clever.
** Later, in his ''Tromeo and Juliet'' crossover review with [[The Cinema Snob]], he admits that he thought the "see how she rests her cheek upon her hand." line (wherein the "cheek" was changed to be an ''ass'' cheek) was actually kind of clever.
* [[Alliterative Name]]: [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in ''The Discovery of Heaven''. Oan helpfully notes that the Messiah character has matching initials, a trait "common to ''many'' great men of legend!" (he then points out this applies to himself as well)
* [[Alliterative Name]]: [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in ''The Discovery of Heaven''. Oan helpfully notes that the Messiah character has matching initials, a trait "common to ''many'' great men of legend!" (he then points out this applies to himself as well)
* [[Alternate Character Interpretation]]:
* [[Alternate Character Interpretation]]:
** He believes that "The Woman" in ''[[Anatomy of Hell]]'' was an aspiring [[Fag Hag]].
** He believes that "The Woman" in ''[[Anatomy of Hell]]'' was an aspiring [[Fag Hag]].
** The aging [[Keet]] Six Flags mascot is a trash humper.
** The aging [[Keet]] Six Flags mascot is a trash humper.
** The log used to make [[Pinocchio (Disney)|Pinocchio]] is [[Flubber]] rather than wood.
** The log used to make [[Pinocchio (Disney film)|Pinocchio]] is [[Flubber]] rather than wood.
** ''[[Tideland]]'' is the origin tale for the family of ''[[The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Film)|The Texas Chainsaw Massacre]]''.
** ''[[Tideland]]'' is the origin tale for the family of ''[[The Texas Chainsaw Massacre]]''.
** [[Mickey Mouse]] is on the No-fly list.
** [[Mickey Mouse]] is on the No-fly list.
* [[And Then John Was a Zombie]]/[[You Are What You Hate]]: {{spoiler|After watching ''Trash Humpers'', he realizes he's become one of them.}}
* [[And Then John Was a Zombie]]/[[You Are What You Hate]]: {{spoiler|After watching ''Trash Humpers'', he realizes he's become one of them.}}
* [[Animation Age Ghetto]]: Spoofed [[In-Universe]] in his joint review of the "Utena" movie with [[Jesu Otaku]], with himself taking the position of "animation is for kids/dunderheads."
* [[Animation Age Ghetto]]: Spoofed [[In-Universe]] in his joint review of the "Utena" movie with [[Jesu Otaku]], with himself taking the position of "animation is for kids/dunderheads."
{{quote| '''Jesu:''' Do I have to [[Three Hundred|Sparta Kick]] [[Berserk Button|you through a window?]] [cracks knuckles]}}
{{quote| '''Jesu:''' Do I have to [[300|Sparta Kick]] [[Berserk Button|you through a window?]] [cracks knuckles]}}
* [[Anime Hair]]: How he describes the hairdo of the ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' protagonist. Also complaints about it in the "Utena" review. "Why does everyone have rainbow hair?!"
* [[Anime Hair]]: How he describes the hairdo of the ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' protagonist. Also complaints about it in the "Utena" review. "Why does everyone have rainbow hair?!"
* [[April Fools' Day]]: The "''[[Eraserhead]]''" review.
* [[April Fools' Day]]: The "''[[Eraserhead]]''" review.
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* [[Art Imitates Art]]:
* [[Art Imitates Art]]:
{{quote| '''Oancitizen:'''Ah yes, Botticelli's "The Birth of [[R Crumb]]."}}
{{quote| '''Oancitizen:'''Ah yes, Botticelli's "The Birth of [[R Crumb]]."}}
* [[As Long As It Sounds Foreign]]: Oan's cameo in ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' consists of him trying to decrypt a conspiracy consisting of copious amounts of religious, political, and cultural mumbo-jumbo, which ultimately concludes with a nuclear explosion, followed by {{spoiler|the Messenger from ''[[Angels in America]]'' appearing before him and telling him the Great Work is about to begin.}}
* [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign]]: Oan's cameo in ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' consists of him trying to decrypt a conspiracy consisting of copious amounts of religious, political, and cultural mumbo-jumbo, which ultimately concludes with a nuclear explosion, followed by {{spoiler|the Messenger from ''[[Angels in America]]'' appearing before him and telling him the Great Work is about to begin.}}
* [[Ass Pull]]: Invoked when he gives a high-brow, symbolic analysis of the scene in ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]'' that involves Tom Green jacking off a horse while shouting "Look at me, daddy, I'm a farmer."
* [[Ass Pull]]: Invoked when he gives a high-brow, symbolic analysis of the scene in ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]'' that involves Tom Green jacking off a horse while shouting "Look at me, daddy, I'm a farmer."
{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' Perhaps this horse's phallus represents the onset of manhood.<br />
{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' Perhaps this horse's phallus represents the onset of manhood.<br />
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]:''' And this interpetation...<br />
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]:''' And this interpetation...<br />
'''Oancitizen:''' Extracted directly from my anus, yes. }}
'''Oancitizen:''' Extracted directly from my anus, yes. }}
* [[Awful Truth]]: "'''[[It Was His Sled|SEAN CONNERY IS DOROTHY!]]'''"
* [[Awful Truth]]: "'''[[It Was His Sled|SEAN CONNERY IS DOROTHY!]]'''"
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'''Oancitizen''': I Am Not A Hipster, good sir!! }}
'''Oancitizen''': I Am Not A Hipster, good sir!! }}
*** Although in the ''Slacker'' review he does say he "might or might not be a hipster". He likes a lot of hipster stuff, but doesn't feel like he is one.
*** Although in the ''Slacker'' review he does say he "might or might not be a hipster". He likes a lot of hipster stuff, but doesn't feel like he is one.
** He also doesn't like being called a [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|Brad Jones]] rip-off.
** He also doesn't like being called a [[The Cinema Snob|Brad Jones]] rip-off.
** For the character, dead babies.
** For the character, dead babies.
** Starting with the ''What Is It?'' review, if snails are ever mentioned or brought into the equation, [[Go Mad From the Revelation|You may be in trouble.]]
** Starting with the ''What Is It?'' review, if snails are ever mentioned or brought into the equation, [[Go Mad From the Revelation|You may be in trouble.]]
** Oan screaming his lungs out after [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] summarizes the ending of ''Der Himmel über Berlin'' as "a long monologue" about "time..and loneliness...or something." Film analysis is [[Serious Business]].
** Oan screaming his lungs out after [[The Nostalgia Chick]] summarizes the ending of ''Der Himmel über Berlin'' as "a long monologue" about "time..and loneliness...or something." Film analysis is [[Serious Business]].
* [[Big "What?"]]: 8 minutes into [[Jesu Otaku]] making him watch ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]''. The first of many, as we'll see in due course.
* [[Big "What?"]]: 8 minutes into [[Jesu Otaku]] making him watch ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]''. The first of many, as we'll see in due course.
{{quote| "WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"}}
{{quote| "WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"}}
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** He closed "[[The Discovery Of Heaven]]" by delivering a few lines (unsubtitled) in Dutch.
** He closed "[[The Discovery Of Heaven]]" by delivering a few lines (unsubtitled) in Dutch.
{{quote| ''"<No, really. Why is the film not in Dutch? It's not like there aren't any smart, talented Dutch actors that can play these roles. And I think they would rather do this than shit like ''Spion Van Oranje! [a Dutch comedy film] ''And another thing...>"''}}
{{quote| ''"<No, really. Why is the film not in Dutch? It's not like there aren't any smart, talented Dutch actors that can play these roles. And I think they would rather do this than shit like ''Spion Van Oranje! [a Dutch comedy film] ''And another thing...>"''}}
* [[Biting the Hand Humor]]: After viewing ''[[Sweet Movie]]'', he accuses several of his fellow reviewers (including [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|his boss]]) of being sheltered. He can't, however, make an argument for [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]].
* [[Biting the Hand Humor]]: After viewing ''[[Sweet Movie]]'', he accuses several of his fellow reviewers (including [[The Nostalgia Critic|his boss]]) of being sheltered. He can't, however, make an argument for [[The Cinema Snob]].
* [[Blah Blah Blah]]/[[Freudian Slip]]: The opening speech to ''[[Nine Songs]]'' is nothing but proper nouns, the phrase "rock music" and slang for genitalia and/or sex acts.
* [[Blah Blah Blah]]/[[Freudian Slip]]: The opening speech to ''[[Nine Songs]]'' is nothing but proper nouns, the phrase "rock music" and slang for genitalia and/or sex acts.
* [[Body Snatcher]]: For the "Freaks" review, Oan's body is possessed by Diamanda Hagan, who proceeds to dye his hair and paint his face in her usual color scheme and then do the review in a faux-Irish accent. He also feels himself up and comments "So that's what one of those feels like."
* [[Body Snatcher]]: For the "Freaks" review, Oan's body is possessed by Diamanda Hagan, who proceeds to dye his hair and paint his face in her usual color scheme and then do the review in a faux-Irish accent. He also feels himself up and comments "So that's what one of those feels like."
* [[Brain Bleach]]: After ''[[Ken Park]]'', Oancitizen watches ''[[The Godfather (Film)|The Godfather]]'' to erase the terrible memories.
* [[Brain Bleach]]: After ''[[Ken Park]]'', Oancitizen watches ''[[The Godfather]]'' to erase the terrible memories.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]: A lot of the comedy of the show.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]: A lot of the comedy of the show.
* [[Breather Episode]]: The ''[[Angels in America]]'' and ''[[The Fall]]'' reviews.
* [[Breather Episode]]: The ''[[Angels in America]]'' and ''[[The Fall]]'' reviews.
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* [[Brick Joke]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] tells her minion to mail Oancitizen his balls (since he's obviously not using his) at the end of the [[Ken Park]] review. Two videos later, the [[Incredibly Lame Pun|package]] finally arrives.
* [[Brick Joke]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] tells her minion to mail Oancitizen his balls (since he's obviously not using his) at the end of the [[Ken Park]] review. Two videos later, the [[Incredibly Lame Pun|package]] finally arrives.
** The time travel duplicate of Oancitizen he stuffed in the closet in his [[Primer]] review shows up again (and then gets killed) at the end of the ''What Is It?'' review.
** The time travel duplicate of Oancitizen he stuffed in the closet in his [[Primer]] review shows up again (and then gets killed) at the end of the ''What Is It?'' review.
** A very subtle one. When [[Obscurus Lupa]] tried to review ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]'' (before switching to ''Hard To Kill''), [[Diamanda Hagan]] tried to stop her by having her minions find every copy of the movie and destroy it. In his own review of it, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by Northern Irishmen in black masks.
** A very subtle one. When [[Obscurus Lupa]] tried to review ''[[Gerry]]'' (before switching to ''Hard To Kill''), [[Diamanda Hagan]] tried to stop her by having her minions find every copy of the movie and destroy it. In his own review of it, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by Northern Irishmen in black masks.
** A little while after {{spoiler|he slept with his wastebasket}} at the end of ''Trash Humpers'', he watched ''[[WR Mysteries of the Organism]]'' and {{spoiler|reached the conclusion that he needed to have sex or turn into a crazed murderer.}} While calling up candidates, he eyes his dustbin with contempt and says "You used me."
** A little while after {{spoiler|he slept with his wastebasket}} at the end of ''Trash Humpers'', he watched ''[[W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism]]'' and {{spoiler|reached the conclusion that he needed to have sex or turn into a crazed murderer.}} While calling up candidates, he eyes his dustbin with contempt and says "You used me."
* [[Brown Note]]: arguably some of the movies he's watched, but also Sasha Grey's music, as heard in ''[[The Girlfriend Experience]]'' review.
* [[Brown Note]]: arguably some of the movies he's watched, but also Sasha Grey's music, as heard in ''[[The Girlfriend Experience]]'' review.
* [[Buffy-Speak]]: His early attempts at explaining the plot to ''[[Primer]]'' results in him just calling everything 'things'.
* [[Buffy-Speak]]: His early attempts at explaining the plot to ''[[Primer]]'' results in him just calling everything 'things'.
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** He refers back to two previous episodes in his review of ''[[Nine Songs]]'':
** He refers back to two previous episodes in his review of ''[[Nine Songs]]'':
{{quote| '''Lisa:''' Sometimes when you kiss me, I just want to bite you. And not in a nice way. Like, I want to hurt you.<br />
{{quote| '''Lisa:''' Sometimes when you kiss me, I just want to bite you. And not in a nice way. Like, I want to hurt you.<br />
'''Oan (as Matt):''' You're not going to [[Antichrist (Film)|smash my balls with a block of wood then drill a hole through my legs]], are you?<br />
'''Oan (as Matt):''' You're not going to [[Antichrist|smash my balls with a block of wood then drill a hole through my legs]], are you?<br />
'''Oan (as Lisa):''' No, that would be interesting.<br />
'''Oan (as Lisa):''' No, that would be interesting.<br />
'''Oan (as Matt):''' I could [[Shortbus|sing ''The Star Spangled Banner'' into your ass]].<br />
'''Oan (as Matt):''' I could [[Shortbus|sing ''The Star Spangled Banner'' into your ass]].<br />
'''Oan (as Lisa):''' No!!! }}
'''Oan (as Lisa):''' No!!! }}
* [[The Cameo]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] appears at the end of the ''[[Ken Park]]'' review, and the end of ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]''. The latter also features cameos from [[Apollo Z Hack]], [[Obscurus Lupa]] and Derek from [[Audible Underwear]].
* [[The Cameo]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] appears at the end of the ''[[Ken Park]]'' review, and the end of ''[[Gerry]]''. The latter also features cameos from [[Apollo Z Hack]], [[Obscurus Lupa]] and Derek from [[Audible Underwear]].
** Oancitizen accidentally invokes [[Rule 34]] in ''Sebastiane'', which results in [http://blip.tv/dramatic-literations The Vegan] reciting a [[Slash Fic]] involving Ulysses S. Grant and Jefferson Davis.
** Oancitizen accidentally invokes [[Rule 34]] in ''Sebastiane'', which results in [http://blip.tv/dramatic-literations The Vegan] reciting a [[Slash Fic]] involving Ulysses S. Grant and Jefferson Davis.
** Roo from [http://www.clanofthegraywolf.com/ Clan of the Greywolf] agrees to "translate" M dot Strange's impenetrable video game/anime references. And has a nervous breakdown
** Roo from [http://www.clanofthegraywolf.com/ Clan of the Greywolf] agrees to "translate" M dot Strange's impenetrable video game/anime references. And has a nervous breakdown
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'''Oan:''' D'ja like it? }}
'''Oan:''' D'ja like it? }}
** [[The Bunny Perspective|Phil Buni]] does a cameo in ''Alice''.
** [[The Bunny Perspective|Phil Buni]] does a cameo in ''Alice''.
** [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|'90s Kid]] shows up when Oan reviews ''[[The Doom Generation]]'' and notes that it combines all the worst traits of Nineties Pop Culture.
** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|'90s Kid]] shows up when Oan reviews ''[[The Doom Generation]]'' and notes that it combines all the worst traits of Nineties Pop Culture.
** [[Dark Maze Studios|Ed Glaser]] made two cameos in the review of ''A Serbian Film'', first as his voice to joke about his resemblance to the movie's villain and as the NATO president {{spoiler|who dropped fictional bombs in fictional Serbia}}.
** [[Dark Maze Studios|Ed Glaser]] made two cameos in the review of ''A Serbian Film'', first as his voice to joke about his resemblance to the movie's villain and as the NATO president {{spoiler|who dropped fictional bombs in fictional Serbia}}.
** There is an extended cameo by [[Rap Critic]] in the ''[[Ghost Dog]]'' review, which starts off with RC explaining who RZA is, and he butts in on occasion to explain things that Kyle doesn't get.
** There is an extended cameo by [[Rap Critic]] in the ''[[Ghost Dog]]'' review, which starts off with RC explaining who RZA is, and he butts in on occasion to explain things that Kyle doesn't get.
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'''Oan:''' She has a nice place. }}
'''Oan:''' She has a nice place. }}
* [[Caption Humor]]: Reviewing ''[[We Are the Strange]]'' momentarily causes Oan's words to be translated into [[Leet Lingo|L33t]] speak.
* [[Caption Humor]]: Reviewing ''[[We Are the Strange]]'' momentarily causes Oan's words to be translated into [[Leet Lingo|L33t]] speak.
* [[The Cast Showoff]]: He sings most of the review of ''[[The Man Who Fell to Earth]]'', to the tune of various [[David Bowie]] songs, along with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]], [[Todd in The Shadows]], [[Obscurus Lupa]] and [[You Can Play This|JewWario]].
* [[The Cast Showoff]]: He sings most of the review of ''[[The Man Who Fell to Earth]]'', to the tune of various [[David Bowie]] songs, along with [[The Nostalgia Chick]], [[Todd in the Shadows]], [[Obscurus Lupa]] and [[You Can Play This|JewWario]].
** He also has one of the best solos in [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]'s ''Les Miserables'' review.
** He also has one of the best solos in [[The Nostalgia Chick]]'s ''Les Miserables'' review.
** Oancitizen opens the Channel Awesome Holiday Greetings with a one-person quartet choir.
** Oancitizen opens the Channel Awesome Holiday Greetings with a one-person quartet choir.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Huzzah!
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Huzzah!
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Lets off a rare, if brief one, when the "666" motif is well and truly driven into the ground in ''[[The Doom Generation]]''. "Cock-smelting ''fuckercunt''!"
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Lets off a rare, if brief one, when the "666" motif is well and truly driven into the ground in ''[[The Doom Generation]]''. "Cock-smelting ''fuckercunt''!"
** Also in his co-review with Lupa of "Hamlet The Vampire Slayer," he tells a rapper to "Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!"
** Also in his co-review with Lupa of "Hamlet The Vampire Slayer," he tells a rapper to "Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!"
** When [[Obscurus Lupa|Lupa]] hears that Oan is planning on reviewing ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]'', her reaction is: "Fuuuuck fuck fuck ''Gerry''! Fuck fuckery fucking ''Gerry''! Fuck fuck fuckery fuck fuck fuck ''Gerry''! Fuck ''Gerry''!"
** When [[Obscurus Lupa|Lupa]] hears that Oan is planning on reviewing ''[[Gerry]]'', her reaction is: "Fuuuuck fuck fuck ''Gerry''! Fuck fuckery fucking ''Gerry''! Fuck fuck fuckery fuck fuck fuck ''Gerry''! Fuck ''Gerry''!"
* [[Continuity Nod]]: To [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]] in his "Slacker" review: "Is 90's Kid {{spoiler|still evil?}}"
* [[Continuity Nod]]: To [[Atop the Fourth Wall]] in his "Slacker" review: "Is 90's Kid {{spoiler|still evil?}}"
* [[Corpsing]]: He tries valiantly, but [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] ''cannot'' keep a straight face when Oancitizen refers to ''[[Coriolanus]]'' as "[[Parallel Porn Titles|Gloryhole Anus]]".
* [[Corpsing]]: He tries valiantly, but [[The Cinema Snob]] ''cannot'' keep a straight face when Oancitizen refers to ''[[Coriolanus]]'' as "[[Parallel Porn Titles|Gloryhole Anus]]".
* [[Couch Gag]]: At the start of each episode, or even cameo in other reviews, he reads something related, if only vaguely to the movie in question.
* [[Couch Gag]]: At the start of each episode, or even cameo in other reviews, he reads something related, if only vaguely to the movie in question.
** And by "something", it means that it's not always a book. For instance, the ''Trash Humpers'' review starts with him reading the instructions for a box of trash bags.
** And by "something", it means that it's not always a book. For instance, the ''Trash Humpers'' review starts with him reading the instructions for a box of trash bags.
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'''Diamanda''': ...I'm going to assume I imagined that. }}
'''Diamanda''': ...I'm going to assume I imagined that. }}
* [[Crisis Crossover]]: The ending of the ''What Is It?'' review.
* [[Crisis Crossover]]: The ending of the ''What Is It?'' review.
* [[Crossover]]: Given his love for Shakespeare, reviewed ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'' with [[Obscurus Lupa]] and ''[[Tromeo and Juliet]]'' with [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]. Also, did ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' with [[Jesu Otaku]], ''Ghost Dog'' with [[Rap Critic]] ,''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]'' with [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] and [[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]] with [[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]].
* [[Crossover]]: Given his love for Shakespeare, reviewed ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'' with [[Obscurus Lupa]] and ''[[Tromeo and Juliet]]'' with [[The Cinema Snob]]. Also, did ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' with [[Jesu Otaku]], ''Ghost Dog'' with [[Rap Critic]] ,''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]'' with [[The Nostalgia Chick]] and [[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (film)|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]] with [[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]].
* [[Cut His Heart Out With a Spoon]]: Kyle had some choice words for the director of ''Trash Humpers''.
* [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon]]: Kyle had some choice words for the director of ''Trash Humpers''.
{{quote| "Listen, Korine, if I ever meet you in real life, I will end you. I will '''take apart your camera and feed it to you'''. You will suffer I SWEAR TO GOD ''[voice quavers]'' [[Civilization|OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS]]--" ''{{[[[Inelegant Blubbering]] deteriorates into sobs}}]''}}
{{quote| "Listen, Korine, if I ever meet you in real life, I will end you. I will '''take apart your camera and feed it to you'''. You will suffer I SWEAR TO GOD ''[voice quavers]'' [[Civilization|OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS]]--" ''{{[[[Inelegant Blubbering]] deteriorates into sobs}}]''}}
** The modern interpretation of Laertes has a gay dance instructor. ..who looks like Mike Myers in ''Sprockets.''
** The modern interpretation of Laertes has a gay dance instructor. ..who looks like Mike Myers in ''Sprockets.''
{{quote| "I want to punch him in his sideburns."}}
{{quote| "I want to punch him in his sideburns."}}
* [[Damned By Faint Praise]] / [[Overly Narrow Superlative]]: ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' is "easily the greatest Canadian film about ostriches ever made."
* [[Damned By Faint Praise]] / [[Overly Narrow Superlative]]: ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' is "easily the greatest Canadian film about ostriches ever made."
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Defied, with strong effort, during his ''[[Antichrist (Film)|Antichrist]]'' review, where he mentions that normally he's above that sort of humor, but it's so hard not to make a joke like that when there's an actual dead baby five minutes into the movie.
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Defied, with strong effort, during his ''[[Antichrist]]'' review, where he mentions that normally he's above that sort of humor, but it's so hard not to make a joke like that when there's an actual dead baby five minutes into the movie.
** This, by his own admission, is why he's never reviewed a Todd Solondz film.
** This, by his own admission, is why he's never reviewed a Todd Solondz film.
{{quote| I'm not sure how many jokes I can get out of abortion, pedophilia and sexual abuse.}}
{{quote| I'm not sure how many jokes I can get out of abortion, pedophilia and sexual abuse.}}
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** Also, when realizing he made a [[Tyler Perry]] reference. He quickly made a [[Maya Deren]] reference to keep his snob cred.
** Also, when realizing he made a [[Tyler Perry]] reference. He quickly made a [[Maya Deren]] reference to keep his snob cred.
* [[Dissimile]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] refers to Oancitizen as "Young, straight, [[Stephen Fry]], only bearded and American."
* [[Dissimile]]: [[Diamanda Hagan]] refers to Oancitizen as "Young, straight, [[Stephen Fry]], only bearded and American."
* [[Distracted By the Sexy]]: He proves unable to review an [[Emma Thompson]] film without blurting out a marriage proposal.
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: He proves unable to review an [[Emma Thompson]] film without blurting out a marriage proposal.
* [[Double Standard]]: Discussed in ''[[Anatomie De L Enfer]]''
* [[Double Standard]]: Discussed in ''[[Anatomie De L Enfer]]''
{{quote| After all, [menstrual blood]'s the only bodily fluid that has any stigma attached to it. *swigs from a wine glass* My semen is watery today.}}
{{quote| After all, [menstrual blood]'s the only bodily fluid that has any stigma attached to it. *swigs from a wine glass* My semen is watery today.}}
* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: [[In Universe]]. He struggled ''hard'' to snark ''What Is It?'' without invoking this trope, as much of the cast had Down's Syndrome and one member had cerebral palsy.
* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: [[In-Universe]]. He struggled ''hard'' to snark ''What Is It?'' without invoking this trope, as much of the cast had Down's Syndrome and one member had cerebral palsy.
** He says he's not even going to try to make a joke during the attempted rape of an Apathetic during ''[[Zardoz]]'', though he does pull out of this depressing nosedive by making a joke about a scene immediately after that. "Here, have Sean Connery imitating Donkey Kong!" (Connery throws a barrel).
** He says he's not even going to try to make a joke during the attempted rape of an Apathetic during ''[[Zardoz]]'', though he does pull out of this depressing nosedive by making a joke about a scene immediately after that. "Here, have Sean Connery imitating Donkey Kong!" (Connery throws a barrel).
** While possessed by Diamanda, he [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ stated] that "Freaks" was hard to make fun of, as most of the cast was, [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|well...]] [[Pronoun Trouble|...Whatever-you-call-it]] concludes that it would just be "dickish."
** While possessed by Diamanda, he [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ stated] that "Freaks" was hard to make fun of, as most of the cast was, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|well...]] [[Pronoun Trouble|...Whatever-you-call-it]] concludes that it would just be "dickish."
* [[Dull Surprise]]: Invoked by name in ''Anatomy of Hell''.
* [[Dull Surprise]]: Invoked by name in ''Anatomy of Hell''.
** ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'':
** ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'':
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* [[DVD Commentary]].
* [[DVD Commentary]].
* [[Ear Worm]]: ''Trash Humpers'''s "MAKE IT, MAKE IT, DON'T FAKE IT!"
* [[Ear Worm]]: ''Trash Humpers'''s "MAKE IT, MAKE IT, DON'T FAKE IT!"
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: In his review of ''[[Perfume (Literature)|Perfume]]'', he shows a clip of a cartoon [[Lex Luthor]] proposing to use causing random orgies to happen as a weapon. The [[Super Villain|supervillains]] he's proposing this too all say "Ewwww." It then cuts to [[Diamanda Hagan]] saying Ewwww, before cutting back to the supervillains. For why this is amusing, see [[Despair Event Horizon]] above.
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: In his review of ''[[Perfume]]'', he shows a clip of a cartoon [[Lex Luthor]] proposing to use causing random orgies to happen as a weapon. The [[Super Villain|supervillains]] he's proposing this too all say "Ewwww." It then cuts to [[Diamanda Hagan]] saying Ewwww, before cutting back to the supervillains. For why this is amusing, see [[Despair Event Horizon]] above.
** Oancitizen's on the receiving end himself when he and Diamanda view ''Eat the Schoolgirl''. After spending a good minute responding to Diamanda's dare that he make a rape scene funny ("I don't care ''what'' George Carlin says..."), he finally gives in... and [[Soundtrack Dissonance|dubs the theme song to]] ''[[Jem]]'' [[Soundtrack Dissonance|over the whole thing]]. Diamanda is both impressed and horrified.
** Oancitizen's on the receiving end himself when he and Diamanda view ''Eat the Schoolgirl''. After spending a good minute responding to Diamanda's dare that he make a rape scene funny ("I don't care ''what'' George Carlin says..."), he finally gives in... and [[Soundtrack Dissonance|dubs the theme song to]] ''[[Jem]]'' [[Soundtrack Dissonance|over the whole thing]]. Diamanda is both impressed and horrified.
* [[Even Nerds Have Standards|Even Film Buffs Have Standards]]: He absolutely ''refused'' to call ''What Is It?'' "art," and begins sympathizing with people who don't watch art films.
* [[Even Nerds Have Standards|Even Film Buffs Have Standards]]: He absolutely ''refused'' to call ''What Is It?'' "art," and begins sympathizing with people who don't watch art films.
** ''[[Sweet Movie]]'' causes him to break down entirely on several occasions.
** ''[[Sweet Movie]]'' causes him to break down entirely on several occasions.
** ''Almost'' averted with ''A Serbian Film''. He spent the review explaining allegories to the Serbian nation that the director claims are there, looking and sounding like he's in excruciating pain all the way through, until finally he gets a nosebleed and snaps.
** ''Almost'' averted with ''A Serbian Film''. He spent the review explaining allegories to the Serbian nation that the director claims are there, looking and sounding like he's in excruciating pain all the way through, until finally he gets a nosebleed and snaps.
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]: Present in ''Blood for Dracula'', ''Flesh for Frankenstein'', ''[[Nine Songs]]'', ''Sebastiene'' and ''[[Shortbus]]''- the last to the point of distraction. Also noting how much sex just one couple had in ''[[Antichrist (Film)|Antichrist]]''.
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]: Present in ''Blood for Dracula'', ''Flesh for Frankenstein'', ''[[Nine Songs]]'', ''Sebastiene'' and ''[[Shortbus]]''- the last to the point of distraction. Also noting how much sex just one couple had in ''[[Antichrist]]''.
* [[Everything's Better With Monkeys]]: While already excited in his review of ''[[The Fall (Film)|The Fall]]'' he perks up even more when explaining that [[Charles Darwin]] ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]) has a pet monkey.
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: While already excited in his review of ''[[The Fall (film)|The Fall]]'' he perks up even more when explaining that [[Charles Darwin]] ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]) has a pet monkey.
* [[Fascinating Eyebrow]]: A signifier that you should [[Beware the Nice Ones]], such as when he discovered that Hollywood remade one of his cherished German films into a [[City of Angels (Film)|Nic Cage vehicle]].
* [[Fascinating Eyebrow]]: A signifier that you should [[Beware the Nice Ones]], such as when he discovered that Hollywood remade one of his cherished German films into a [[City of Angels (film)|Nic Cage vehicle]].
* [[Fan Disservice]]: After watching ''[[Ken Park]]'', he says "I used to like sex. Now I can never touch a human being again!"
* [[Fan Disservice]]: After watching ''[[Ken Park]]'', he says "I used to like sex. Now I can never touch a human being again!"
* [[Flat What]]: He summed up ''Otto (or, Up With Dead People)'' thusly:
* [[Flat What]]: He summed up ''Otto (or, Up With Dead People)'' thusly:
{{quote| "So, a gay zombie political documentary porno. ....[[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|Wat]].}}
{{quote| "So, a gay zombie political documentary porno. ....[[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|Wat]].}}
** Oan opining that he'd rather be watching ''[[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]]''.
** Oan opining that he'd rather be watching ''[[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]]''.
{{quote| '''Snob:''' Pah! [[Roger Ebert]] gave that zero stars. Therefore, [[Reviews Are the Gospel|I hate it!]]<br />
{{quote| '''Snob:''' Pah! [[Roger Ebert]] gave that zero stars. Therefore, [[Reviews Are the Gospel|I hate it!]]<br />
'''Oan:''' ''(wounded)'' ......<small>what?</small> }}
'''Oan:''' ''(wounded)'' ......<small>what?</small> }}
* [[Freakier Than Fiction]]:
* [[Freakier Than Fiction]]:
{{quote| '''Snob:''' ''(rubs eyes)'' Wait a minute, wait a goddamn second... You're telling me that there's a 400-year old public domain script involving incest and murder called "'''''[[Tis Pity She's a Whore|'Tis Pity She's a Whore]]'''''", and the intellectual crowd ''likes'' it? }}
{{quote| '''Snob:''' ''(rubs eyes)'' Wait a minute, wait a goddamn second... You're telling me that there's a 400-year old public domain script involving incest and murder called "'''''[['Tis Pity She's a Whore]]'''''", and the intellectual crowd ''likes'' it? }}
* [[Fridge Horror]]: [[In Universe]]. He comes to the conclusion that the orgy in ''Perfume'' would have incest and sex with children due to people bringing their families to the execution.
* [[Fridge Horror]]: [[In-Universe]]. He comes to the conclusion that the orgy in ''Perfume'' would have incest and sex with children due to people bringing their families to the execution.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: After dealing with the cavalcade of outrageous accents in ''Blood for Dracula'', he finally puts up subtitles that transcribe everything phonetically ("What the heck is a 'sackhufbens'?")
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: After dealing with the cavalcade of outrageous accents in ''Blood for Dracula'', he finally puts up subtitles that transcribe everything phonetically ("What the heck is a 'sackhufbens'?")
** It comes back sporadically in his ''Flesh for Frankenstein'' review. ("Come to Serbia! Try the 'nasum'!")
** It comes back sporadically in his ''Flesh for Frankenstein'' review. ("Come to Serbia! Try the 'nasum'!")
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* [[Heroic Blue Screen of Death]]: After viewing ''Freddy Got Fingered''.
* [[Heroic Blue Screen of Death]]: After viewing ''Freddy Got Fingered''.
* [[Heh, Heh, You Said "X"]]: In his ''A Serbian Film'' review: "Ha ha! His name is Fuckmir!"
* [[Heh, Heh, You Said "X"]]: In his ''A Serbian Film'' review: "Ha ha! His name is Fuckmir!"
* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: [[In Universe]]. ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' features a creature that Kyle can only describe as a "[[The Human Centipede|human centipede]]".
* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: [[In-Universe]]. ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' features a creature that Kyle can only describe as a "[[The Human Centipede|human centipede]]".
* [[Hollywood Nerd]]: [http://twitter.com/#!/KyleKallgren/status/86564777190629376 When not wearing his trademark suit,] he makes one hell of a type 2.
* [[Hollywood Nerd]]: [http://twitter.com/#!/KyleKallgren/status/86564777190629376 When not wearing his trademark suit,] he makes one hell of a type 2.
* [[Hurricane of Euphemisms]]: He ends up using a ''lot'' of terms for female masturbation ("flicking the bean," "tickling the tuna taco," "sampling the finger food," "petting the kitty") in his review of ''Exterminating Angels''.
* [[Hurricane of Euphemisms]]: He ends up using a ''lot'' of terms for female masturbation ("flicking the bean," "tickling the tuna taco," "sampling the finger food," "petting the kitty") in his review of ''Exterminating Angels''.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: In the review of ''You And Me And Everyone We Know'', Oancitizen introduces the main character as an amateur solo video artist, "which means she films herself alone in her room doing stupid stuff." Cut to Oancitizen, camera in hand, filming himself in front of a mirror going "Man, what a dork!"
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: In the review of ''You And Me And Everyone We Know'', Oancitizen introduces the main character as an amateur solo video artist, "which means she films herself alone in her room doing stupid stuff." Cut to Oancitizen, camera in hand, filming himself in front of a mirror going "Man, what a dork!"
* [[I Have Nothing to Say To That]]: From the ''[[We Are the Strange]]'' review:
* [[I Have Nothing to Say to That]]: From the ''[[We Are the Strange]]'' review:
{{quote| '''[[Buffy-Speak|Black and White Thingy]]:''' Then we will celebrate with many scoops of iced cream!<br />
{{quote| '''[[Buffy-Speak|Black and White Thingy]]:''' Then we will celebrate with many scoops of iced cream!<br />
'''Oan:''' I... I can't make that line funnier. }}
'''Oan:''' I... I can't make that line funnier. }}
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* [[Inadvertent Entrance Cue]]: According to the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]] [[The Movie]]'' review, any time someone is confused by an artistic movie, Oancitizen is teleported to them against his will. [[Jesu Otaku]] notes that now that it's known, it's highly exploitable, and he then teleports away from the review, and once back, angrily tells her to not give fans any more ideas on how to misuse the spell. This could also be a meta-joke about how Kyle become the go-to guy for cameos about symbolism and artistic topics.
* [[Inadvertent Entrance Cue]]: According to the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]] [[The Movie]]'' review, any time someone is confused by an artistic movie, Oancitizen is teleported to them against his will. [[Jesu Otaku]] notes that now that it's known, it's highly exploitable, and he then teleports away from the review, and once back, angrily tells her to not give fans any more ideas on how to misuse the spell. This could also be a meta-joke about how Kyle become the go-to guy for cameos about symbolism and artistic topics.
** Kyle has sensitive ears and is very territorial about '''[[William Shakespeare|PHWOOLLIAM SHAXPAHR]]''' being reviewed by others. So much so, that he gets suckered into crashing ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer''.
** Kyle has sensitive ears and is very territorial about '''[[William Shakespeare|PHWOOLLIAM SHAXPAHR]]''' being reviewed by others. So much so, that he gets suckered into crashing ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer''.
{{quote| '''Oan''': [[The Winter's Tale (Theatre)|I have drunk and seen the spider. There is a plot against my niche, my show. All's true that is mistrusted! Thou has usurped my art, and I remain a pinched thing; Yea, a very trick for you to play at will!]]<br />
{{quote| '''Oan''': [[The Winter's Tale|I have drunk and seen the spider. There is a plot against my niche, my show. All's true that is mistrusted! Thou has usurped my art, and I remain a pinched thing; Yea, a very trick for you to play at will!]]<br />
'''Lupa''' (helpfully): You [[Blunt Metaphors Trauma|drank a spider]]? }}
'''Lupa''' (helpfully): You [[Blunt Metaphors Trauma|drank a spider]]? }}
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Lampshaded by Oan himself, who sincerely apologizes. (''Tideland'')
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Lampshaded by Oan himself, who sincerely apologizes. (''Tideland'')
{{quote| "He's turned [[Deceased Parents Are the Best|her mummy]] into a...[[Mummy|mummy]]."}}
{{quote| "He's turned [[Deceased Parents Are the Best|her mummy]] into a...[[mummy]]."}}
* [[Insult Backfire]]: "I'd tell (''Trash Humpers'') to eat my shit, but I'm afraid it might be [[Too Kinky to Torture|into that sort of thing]]."
* [[Insult Backfire]]: "I'd tell (''Trash Humpers'') to eat my shit, but I'm afraid it might be [[Too Kinky to Torture|into that sort of thing]]."
* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]: In ''Exterminating Angels'', Oan calls out his viewers for wanting raw footage of the French lesbians.
* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]: In ''Exterminating Angels'', Oan calls out his viewers for wanting raw footage of the French lesbians.
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* [[Moral Event Horizon|the character stabs his grandparents]] * <br />
* [[Moral Event Horizon|the character stabs his grandparents]] * <br />
'''Oan:''' [[Sarcasm Failure|D:]] }}
'''Oan:''' [[Sarcasm Failure|D:]] }}
* [[Its Not Porn Its Art]]: He has to deal with a ''lot'' of nudity in some of his film reviews.
* [[It's Not Porn, It's Art]]: He has to deal with a ''lot'' of nudity in some of his film reviews.
* [[Jacob Marley Warning]]: [[Todd in The Shadows]] hovers over Oan's bed at MAGfest, half-hardheartedly waving his arms. Finally, he resorts to just punching him.
* [[Jacob Marley Warning]]: [[Todd in the Shadows]] hovers over Oan's bed at MAGfest, half-hardheartedly waving his arms. Finally, he resorts to just punching him.
* [[Lampshaded Double Entendre]]: ''The Anatomy of Hell'' opens with its female protagonist getting slapped by a random man, who then just stands there looking sullen. Wordless apology, or is she just handing him a stick of gum?
* [[Lampshaded Double Entendre]]: ''The Anatomy of Hell'' opens with its female protagonist getting slapped by a random man, who then just stands there looking sullen. Wordless apology, or is she just handing him a stick of gum?
{{quote| '''''[unzips fly]'''''<br />
{{quote| '''''[unzips fly]'''''<br />
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* [[Money, Dear Boy]]: In the vlog for ''Anonymous'', Oancitizen suggests that Derek Jacobi took a role in the film to pay off a parking ticket.
* [[Money, Dear Boy]]: In the vlog for ''Anonymous'', Oancitizen suggests that Derek Jacobi took a role in the film to pay off a parking ticket.
* [[Musical Episode]]: ''[[The Man Who Fell to Earth]]'', reviewed almost entirely to the tunes of the songs of [[David Bowie]].
* [[Musical Episode]]: ''[[The Man Who Fell to Earth]]'', reviewed almost entirely to the tunes of the songs of [[David Bowie]].
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]: For some reason, his early [[IMDb]] page listed Kyle's name as "Ralph Oancitizen". It's since become a [[Running Gag]], as [[Phelous (Web Video)|Phelous]], [[Obscurus Lupa (Web Video)|Obscurus Lupa]], and [[Sad Panda Q and A (Web Video)|Sad Panda]] have referred to him as Ralph on various occasions.
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]: For some reason, his early [[IMDb]] page listed Kyle's name as "Ralph Oancitizen". It's since become a [[Running Gag]], as [[Phelous]], [[Obscurus Lupa]], and [[Sad Panda Q&A|Sad Panda]] have referred to him as Ralph on various occasions.
** ''Ghost Dog:''
** ''Ghost Dog:''
{{quote| '''Rap Critic:''' That's him! That's RZA!<br />
{{quote| '''Rap Critic:''' That's him! That's RZA!<br />
'''Oan:''' Oh, yeah, the-the Whooping Clan guy, right?<br />
'''Oan:''' Oh, yeah, the-the Whooping Clan guy, right?<br />
'''Rap Critic:''' '''''[[Wu Tang Clan|WU! TANG!!]]''''' }}
'''Rap Critic:''' '''''[[Wu-Tang Clan|WU! TANG!!]]''''' }}
* [[Narm]]: [[In-Universe|Oan]] bursts out laughing while watching the performance of the main character in ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' when he monologues about trees, comparing the voice to a deaf cracked-out [[Bill Murray]].
* [[Narm]]: [[In-Universe|Oan]] bursts out laughing while watching the performance of the main character in ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' when he monologues about trees, comparing the voice to a deaf cracked-out [[Bill Murray]].
* [[Never Heard That One Before]]: When Mario starts chopping off Dracula's limbs in ''Andy Warhol's Dracula'', Oancitizen says the audience is probably already going through the Black Knight's dialogue from ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]'' in their heads, and says they really need to do some reading on media saturation.
* [[Never Heard That One Before]]: When Mario starts chopping off Dracula's limbs in ''Andy Warhol's Dracula'', Oancitizen says the audience is probably already going through the Black Knight's dialogue from ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]'' in their heads, and says they really need to do some reading on media saturation.
** [''Tideland''] takes the honor of being 8,524th ''[[Alice in Wonderland (Literature)|Alice in Wonderland]]'' reference ever made. ''"[[Sarcastic Clapping|A round of applause]]'', everyone."
** [''Tideland''] takes the honor of being 8,524th ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]'' reference ever made. ''"[[Sarcastic Clapping|A round of applause]]'', everyone."
* [[Never Trust a Title]]: Discussed on occasion.
* [[Never Trust a Title]]: Discussed on occasion.
* [[Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]]: A flurry of them while describing the scenes in ''A Serbian Film''.
* [[Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]]: A flurry of them while describing the scenes in ''A Serbian Film''.
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{{quote| '''Oancitizen''' (in shock): '''''NAKED NAZI [[Shirley Temple]] MASTURBATING WITH A RIDING CROP!'''''}}
{{quote| '''Oancitizen''' (in shock): '''''NAKED NAZI [[Shirley Temple]] MASTURBATING WITH A RIDING CROP!'''''}}
* [[Nipple-and-Dimed]]: Since nudity crops up in his video reviews, he's forced to censor it creatively. Pictures of [[Incredibly Lame Pun|titmice, cats, donkeys, and Wii remotes]] are common, but sometimes, if he's feeling really silly, he covers them up with cropped pictures ''of nude statues.''
* [[Nipple-and-Dimed]]: Since nudity crops up in his video reviews, he's forced to censor it creatively. Pictures of [[Incredibly Lame Pun|titmice, cats, donkeys, and Wii remotes]] are common, but sometimes, if he's feeling really silly, he covers them up with cropped pictures ''of nude statues.''
** ''[[Perfume (Literature)|Perfume]] - The Story of A Murderer'' actually managed to '''[[Broke the Rating Scale|break]]''' the censor bar.
** ''[[Perfume]] - The Story of A Murderer'' actually managed to '''[[Broke the Rating Scale|break]]''' the censor bar.
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: An on-screen message pops up during {{spoiler|'90s Kid}}'s rant about the finer aspects of ''The Doom Generation'' to tell us that his words were actually part of the film's marketing.
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: An on-screen message pops up during {{spoiler|'90s Kid}}'s rant about the finer aspects of ''The Doom Generation'' to tell us that his words were actually part of the film's marketing.
** Assuring that his ''[[Myth Busters]]'' reference wasn't just random. Jamie Hyneman really did work the special effects on ''[[Naked Lunch]]''.
** Assuring that his ''[[Myth Busters]]'' reference wasn't just random. Jamie Hyneman really did work the special effects on ''[[Naked Lunch]]''.
* [[Not So Different]]: In the review of ''[[The Girlfriend Experience]]'', he 'inadvertently' draws similarities between escort and porn wesites, and being an internet reviewer. At the end of the review, he goes to work on his other job, as a host on webcam site LiveJasmin
* [[Not So Different]]: In the review of ''[[The Girlfriend Experience]]'', he 'inadvertently' draws similarities between escort and porn wesites, and being an internet reviewer. At the end of the review, he goes to work on his other job, as a host on webcam site LiveJasmin
** Possibly the reason some see him as a [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] ripoff is that the difference between a lot of his "arthouse" films and the Snob's exploitation movies seems to be purely [[In Name Only]], as they both tend to contain similarly dark and disturbing content. (The other reason is that Kyle is a straight version of what the Snob is a parody of--a sophisticated cinemaphile). This is lampshaded in the ''Tromeo and Juliet'' review.
** Possibly the reason some see him as a [[The Cinema Snob]] ripoff is that the difference between a lot of his "arthouse" films and the Snob's exploitation movies seems to be purely [[In Name Only]], as they both tend to contain similarly dark and disturbing content. (The other reason is that Kyle is a straight version of what the Snob is a parody of--a sophisticated cinemaphile). This is lampshaded in the ''Tromeo and Juliet'' review.
* [[Not So Stoic]]: He very rarely breaks down or goes over the top, making those few instances much more powerful (i.e. [[The Scream|his reaction to a disturbing scene]] in his review of ''Alice'').
* [[Not So Stoic]]: He very rarely breaks down or goes over the top, making those few instances much more powerful (i.e. [[The Scream|his reaction to a disturbing scene]] in his review of ''Alice'').
* [[Obligatory Joke]]: Has openly stated he will not do some of the obvious jokes, as they would be "[[Defied Trope|Too easy".]]
* [[Obligatory Joke]]: Has openly stated he will not do some of the obvious jokes, as they would be "[[Defied Trope|Too easy".]]
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** "Here's a diagram -- a primer on ''Primer'', if you will. [snooty chuckle] Huzzah."
** "Here's a diagram -- a primer on ''Primer'', if you will. [snooty chuckle] Huzzah."
** And so, the characters of ''The Doom Generation'' "invoke the [[A Threesome Is Hot|Power of Three!]]"
** And so, the characters of ''The Doom Generation'' "invoke the [[A Threesome Is Hot|Power of Three!]]"
{{quote| " Aaand I'm more than three-fourths of the way through a film starring [[Rose McGowan]], and I finally make a ''[[Charmed (TV)|Charmed]]'' reference. Go me."}}
{{quote| " Aaand I'm more than three-fourths of the way through a film starring [[Rose McGowan]], and I finally make a ''[[Charmed]]'' reference. Go me."}}
** ''Tideland'''s deranged beekeeper. "Aaaaand [[The Wicker Man|meme]] in 3....2....1..."
** ''Tideland'''s deranged beekeeper. "Aaaaand [[The Wicker Man|meme]] in 3....2....1..."
** When a character in ''[[Ken Park]]'' randomly asks his girlfriend's mother, "can I eat you out?", Kyle explains that even though it's become cliché, he now ''has'' to play the infamous scene from ''[[Shark Attack 3 Megalodon]]''.
** When a character in ''[[Ken Park]]'' randomly asks his girlfriend's mother, "can I eat you out?", Kyle explains that even though it's become cliché, he now ''has'' to play the infamous scene from ''[[Shark Attack 3: Megalodon]]''.
** ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'':
** ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'':
{{quote| "This guy must be on loan from ''[[A Raisin in The Sun|A Raisin in the Son of the Living Dead]]''. A theatre joke, thank you! [to Lupa] <small>[[Is This Thing On?|Don't use that take]]</small>.}}
{{quote| "This guy must be on loan from ''[[A Raisin in the Sun|A Raisin in the Son of the Living Dead]]''. A theatre joke, thank you! [to Lupa] <small>[[Is This Thing On?|Don't use that take]]</small>.}}
** "[[Pimp My Ride|Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs]], so put a dog in ''Ghost Dog'' so Ghost Dog can watch a dog and -- [[Overly Long Gag|oh, screw it]]."
** "[[Pimp My Ride|Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs]], so put a dog in ''Ghost Dog'' so Ghost Dog can watch a dog and -- [[Overly Long Gag|oh, screw it]]."
* [[Odd Couple]]: With [[Obscurus Lupa]] in their ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'' review; he's a highbrow critic and serious intellectual, she's a cheerfully goofy shlock reviewer who doesn't understand long words.
* [[Odd Couple]]: With [[Obscurus Lupa]] in their ''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'' review; he's a highbrow critic and serious intellectual, she's a cheerfully goofy shlock reviewer who doesn't understand long words.
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** During the ''Trash Humpers'' review (bear in mind, babies... don't tend to fare well in these kinds of movies):
** During the ''Trash Humpers'' review (bear in mind, babies... don't tend to fare well in these kinds of movies):
{{quote| "Was that a baby?...(''looks horrified'') '''''Was that a baby?!'''''"}}
{{quote| "Was that a baby?...(''looks horrified'') '''''Was that a baby?!'''''"}}
** Yet again during ''The Brown Bunny'', when he discovers, to his abject horror, that the film is revisiting ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]''.
** Yet again during ''The Brown Bunny'', when he discovers, to his abject horror, that the film is revisiting ''[[Gerry]]''.
{{quote| "...''No.'' Oh, '''''no'''''..."}}
{{quote| "...''No.'' Oh, '''''no'''''..."}}
** He realizes one second too late that he's invoked Rule34 and mentioned a Civil War real-person slash fic.
** He realizes one second too late that he's invoked Rule34 and mentioned a Civil War real-person slash fic.
* [[Oh My Gods]] '''"SWEET HEAVENLY MITHRAS!"'''
* [[Oh My Gods]] '''"SWEET HEAVENLY MITHRAS!"'''
* [[One of Us]]/[[One of Us/TV Tropes Trollers|TV Tropes Trollers]]: In his [http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/bhh-ken-park-commentary-4500529 commentary] for his review of ''[[Ken Park]]'', he mentions using [[TV Tropes]] to find films to review when he started the show, particularly on the now-deleted [[Euroshlock]] page. He has now taken on ''[[WR Mysteries of the Organism]]'', ''Sweet Movie'', ''Exterminating Angels'', and ''A Serbian Film'', along with several of the American examples that were on that page.
* [[One of Us]]/[[One of Us/TV Tropes Trollers|TV Tropes Trollers]]: In his [http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/bhh-ken-park-commentary-4500529 commentary] for his review of ''[[Ken Park]]'', he mentions using [[TV Tropes]] to find films to review when he started the show, particularly on the now-deleted [[Euroshlock]] page. He has now taken on ''[[W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism]]'', ''Sweet Movie'', ''Exterminating Angels'', and ''A Serbian Film'', along with several of the American examples that were on that page.
* [[Old Shame]]: When he posted the old review of ''The Girlfriend Experience'' on TGWTG, some comments came in, which he agreed with about the review coming off as slutshaming, and he contemplated removing the review altogether. He did say the intent wasn't to mock Sasha Grey for her adult film work, but the message he meant didn't come across clearly.
* [[Old Shame]]: When he posted the old review of ''The Girlfriend Experience'' on TGWTG, some comments came in, which he agreed with about the review coming off as slutshaming, and he contemplated removing the review altogether. He did say the intent wasn't to mock Sasha Grey for her adult film work, but the message he meant didn't come across clearly.
* [[Overly Long Gag]]: "TREES!"
* [[Overly Long Gag]]: "TREES!"
** 55.5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...
** 55.5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...
** The point in his review of ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]'' where he tries to make up background music... a cappella style.
** The point in his review of ''[[Gerry]]'' where he tries to make up background music... a cappella style.
* [[Phantasy Spelling]]: Oancitizen jokes that Mandragora from ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' is "also probably a place for people who spell 'fairy' as 'faerie.'"
* [[Phantasy Spelling]]: Oancitizen jokes that Mandragora from ''Twilight of the Ice Nymphs'' is "also probably a place for people who spell 'fairy' as 'faerie.'"
* [[Pass the Popcorn]]: Admittedly as what he's doing is in fact watching movies him breaking out a bowl of it in a review normally would be considered a normal film watching activity. However he's an arthouse film reviewer which people don't usually associate with popcorn, therefore he uses it in his review of ''Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai'' to highlight the more action movie aspects of some of the scenes.
* [[Pass the Popcorn]]: Admittedly as what he's doing is in fact watching movies him breaking out a bowl of it in a review normally would be considered a normal film watching activity. However he's an arthouse film reviewer which people don't usually associate with popcorn, therefore he uses it in his review of ''Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai'' to highlight the more action movie aspects of some of the scenes.
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* [[The Plot Thickens]]: "...Into a [[Primer|65 lb. lump of unshaped concrete]]."
* [[The Plot Thickens]]: "...Into a [[Primer|65 lb. lump of unshaped concrete]]."
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: "Jean-Claude Brisseau, '''fuck you.'''"
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: "Jean-Claude Brisseau, '''fuck you.'''"
* [[Pretty Fly for A White Guy]]: His rap at the end of the ''Ghost Dog'' review.
* [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy]]: His rap at the end of the ''Ghost Dog'' review.
{{quote| '''[[Rap Critic]]:''' [[Anything But That|Kyle, NO! There's no way you can make this look good!!]]}}
{{quote| '''[[Rap Critic]]:''' [[Anything But That|Kyle, NO! There's no way you can make this look good!!]]}}
* [[Psychic Nosebleed]]: Happens as Oancitizen struggles to talk about ''A Serbian Film'''s messages... then he [[Despair Event Horizon|snaps out]]. (in the bloopers, Kyle points out that given how much corn syrup he put on his nose for the scene, that could have been actual blood!)
* [[Psychic Nosebleed]]: Happens as Oancitizen struggles to talk about ''A Serbian Film'''s messages... then he [[Despair Event Horizon|snaps out]]. (in the bloopers, Kyle points out that given how much corn syrup he put on his nose for the scene, that could have been actual blood!)
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]: '''''GET....ME...[[Nuke'Em|NATO!]]'''''
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]: '''''GET....ME...[[Nuke'Em|NATO!]]'''''
** ARE. '''(SLAM)''' VIDEO. '''(SLAM)''' GAMES. '''(SLAM)''' ART-- [[Decided By One Vote|of course they are, that's not even a question]].
** ARE. '''(SLAM)''' VIDEO. '''(SLAM)''' GAMES. '''(SLAM)''' ART-- [[Decided by One Vote|of course they are, that's not even a question]].
* [[Rage Breaking Point]]: Happens during the review of ''A Serbian Film.'' [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Rage Breaking Point]]: Happens during the review of ''A Serbian Film.'' [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[A Rare Sentence]]: "[[We Are the Strange|The blood was laughing at me.]]"
* [[A Rare Sentence]]: "[[We Are the Strange|The blood was laughing at me.]]"
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* [[Real Song Theme Tune]]: "Procession of the Nobles" from ''Mlada'' by Rimsky-Korsakov.
* [[Real Song Theme Tune]]: "Procession of the Nobles" from ''Mlada'' by Rimsky-Korsakov.
* [[Reference Overdosed]]: Used mainly to showcase similar tropes or ideas in more mainstream movies to help de-mystify the films to his audience.
* [[Reference Overdosed]]: Used mainly to showcase similar tropes or ideas in more mainstream movies to help de-mystify the films to his audience.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: He comes to the conclusion that ''A Serbian Film'' is attempting this, and since [[True Art]] always crosses a line of some sort, this is why he must review the movie despite [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] and [[Phelous]] having also done it before.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: He comes to the conclusion that ''A Serbian Film'' is attempting this, and since [[True Art]] always crosses a line of some sort, this is why he must review the movie despite [[The Cinema Snob]] and [[Phelous]] having also done it before.
** "What Is It" was deliberately filled with all sorts of offensive things, the point being that the audience was to decide which of them was actually offensive. Oan takes umbrage at this, though, and says, "This is not art. This is ''[[Troll|trolling]]!''"
** "What Is It" was deliberately filled with all sorts of offensive things, the point being that the audience was to decide which of them was actually offensive. Oan takes umbrage at this, though, and says, "This is not art. This is ''[[Troll|trolling]]!''"
* [[Retraux]]: The intro to ''BHH'' shows a montage of auteur films, beginning with classics such as ''Citizen Kane'' and [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|ending with]] ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]'' and ''Trash Humpers'', giving them the illusion of being [[Deliberately Monochrome|old-timey films]].
* [[Retraux]]: The intro to ''BHH'' shows a montage of auteur films, beginning with classics such as ''Citizen Kane'' and [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|ending with]] ''[[Gerry]]'' and ''Trash Humpers'', giving them the illusion of being [[Deliberately Monochrome|old-timey films]].
* [[Rule 34]]: "Yes, Internet, there exists communist porn."
* [[Rule 34]]: "Yes, Internet, there exists communist porn."
** The review of ''Sebastiene'' contains a joke about American Civil War slashfics
** The review of ''Sebastiene'' contains a joke about American Civil War slashfics
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{{quote| '''Lupa:''' I just heard '[[Blah Blah Blah]] big words pinkie promise,' so I can't help you.}}
{{quote| '''Lupa:''' I just heard '[[Blah Blah Blah]] big words pinkie promise,' so I can't help you.}}
* [[Sexiled]]: For ''[[Nine Songs]]'', he claimed to have put a sock on his doorknob.
* [[Sexiled]]: For ''[[Nine Songs]]'', he claimed to have put a sock on his doorknob.
* [[Shaped Like Itself]]: From the ''[[WR Mysteries of the Organism]]'' review:
* [[Shaped Like Itself]]: From the ''[[W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism]]'' review:
{{quote| '''Narrator:''' In our sick society, everyone is sick.<br />
{{quote| '''Narrator:''' In our sick society, everyone is sick.<br />
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Oan:]]''' ...and our bad writers are bad at writing. }}
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Oan:]]''' ...and our bad writers are bad at writing. }}
* [[Ship Tease]]: Between him and his [[It Makes Sense in Context|trashcan.]]
* [[Ship Tease]]: Between him and his [[It Makes Sense in Context|trashcan.]]
* [[Shout-Out]]: In his ''Pinocchio'' review, he signs off with a monologue starting: "[[I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream|Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you since I started this review.]]"
* [[Shout-Out]]: In his ''Pinocchio'' review, he signs off with a monologue starting: "[[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream|Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you since I started this review.]]"
** The line "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" is a famous quote from [[Sid Meier]]'s ''[[Civilization]]''.
** The line "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" is a famous quote from [[Sid Meier]]'s ''[[Civilization]]''.
** The "Lecture Alarm", explained that he got it from the same guys who made [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]'s Continuity Alarm. He ends up breaking it during ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]''.
** The "Lecture Alarm", explained that he got it from the same guys who made [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]'s Continuity Alarm. He ends up breaking it during ''[[Gerry]]''.
** During the ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]'' review, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by [[Diamanda Hagan|Northern Irishmen in black masks]].
** During the ''[[Gerry]]'' review, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by [[Diamanda Hagan|Northern Irishmen in black masks]].
** He later paraphrases Hagan's "This film and reality don't often meet!" line. (''The Doom Generation'')
** He later paraphrases Hagan's "This film and reality don't often meet!" line. (''The Doom Generation'')
** He ends one review with the sign off "[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|I'm Oancitizen and I analyse it so you don't have to]]"
** He ends one review with the sign off "[[The Nostalgia Critic|I'm Oancitizen and I analyse it so you don't have to]]"
** The [[The Brown Bunny|Vincent Gallo blowjob]] is kicked off by shouting '''"[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Experience Bij]]"''', complete with bared teeth.
** The [[The Brown Bunny|Vincent Gallo blowjob]] is kicked off by shouting '''"[[The Spoony Experiment|Experience Bij]]"''', complete with bared teeth.
** "Heroin's [[Chappelles Show|a helluva drug]]." (''[[Tideland]]'')
** "Heroin's [[Chappelle's Show|a helluva drug]]." (''[[Tideland]]'')
** In his review of ''Prospero's Books'', after a scene that's supposed to be particularly meaningful, Oan halfheartedly raises his arms and blandly states "[[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|...Symbolism.]]"
** In his review of ''Prospero's Books'', after a scene that's supposed to be particularly meaningful, Oan halfheartedly raises his arms and blandly states "[[Bad Movie Beatdown|...Symbolism.]]"
** In his review of ''Trash Humpers'' he says he's expecting one of them to start a 90-minute ''[[Star Wars]]'' review. [[Red Letter Media|"Oh my god! What's wrong with your face?!"]] He also describes ''Trash Humpers'' as "a film which dares to make a return to that wonderful aesthetic known as, oh, what's the phrase, [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|'shot on shitteo?']]"
** In his review of ''Trash Humpers'' he says he's expecting one of them to start a 90-minute ''[[Star Wars]]'' review. [[Red Letter Media|"Oh my god! What's wrong with your face?!"]] He also describes ''Trash Humpers'' as "a film which dares to make a return to that wonderful aesthetic known as, oh, what's the phrase, [[The Cinema Snob|'shot on shitteo?']]"
** '''''JUST THIS ONCE, [[Doctor Who|EVERYBODY DIES!!]]''''' (''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'')
** '''''JUST THIS ONCE, [[Doctor Who|EVERYBODY DIES!!]]''''' (''Hamlet the Vampire Slayer'')
** In his ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' review; "Maybe you oughtta try your hand at writing pornography." "I tried. Nobody liked my ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'' [[Slash Fic]]. [[Bennett the Sage|Apparently, people think eating poop is weird.]]"
** In his ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' review; "Maybe you oughtta try your hand at writing pornography." "I tried. Nobody liked my ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'' [[Slash Fic]]. [[Bennett the Sage|Apparently, people think eating poop is weird.]]"
* [[Shown Their Work]]: Oancitizen makes a point of extensively researching the films he reviews, as he feels they deserve a thought out analysis.
* [[Shown Their Work]]: Oancitizen makes a point of extensively researching the films he reviews, as he feels they deserve a thought out analysis.
** In the vlog for "Anonymous," just off the top of his head he mentions a ton of stuff about Shakespeare and his contemporary historical figures. The man really knows his stuff.
** In the vlog for "Anonymous," just off the top of his head he mentions a ton of stuff about Shakespeare and his contemporary historical figures. The man really knows his stuff.
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]]: Oancitizen gets '90s Kid to shut up by telling him that [[Nirvana (Music)|Nirvana]] is directly responsible for the existence of [[Nickelback]].
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]]: Oancitizen gets '90s Kid to shut up by telling him that [[Nirvana]] is directly responsible for the existence of [[Nickelback]].
* [[Sick and Wrong]]: The man does not scare easily. Anything involving child exploitation makes him cringe, however.
* [[Sick and Wrong]]: The man does not scare easily. Anything involving child exploitation makes him cringe, however.
* [[Something Completely Different]]: The "Dreams of the Witch House" episode.
* [[Something Completely Different]]: The "Dreams of the Witch House" episode.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: Kyle himself. He will rarely swear, but when he does, it's either a striking [[Precision F-Strike]] or a full out [[Cluster F-Bomb]].
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: Kyle himself. He will rarely swear, but when he does, it's either a striking [[Precision F-Strike]] or a full out [[Cluster F-Bomb]].
* [[Soundtrack Dissonance]]: He decides to play the happy music from the scene after the death of [[Bambi (Disney)|Bambi's mother]] during the act cards in [[Antichrist (Film)|Antichrist]].
* [[Soundtrack Dissonance]]: He decides to play the happy music from the scene after the death of [[Bambi|Bambi's mother]] during the act cards in [[Antichrist]].
** He also jokes that playing stirring orchestral music over the puking scene in ''[[Sweet Movie]]'' would likely later inspire the choice of soundtrack for [[Shock Site|2 Girls 1 Cup]].
** He also jokes that playing stirring orchestral music over the puking scene in ''[[Sweet Movie]]'' would likely later inspire the choice of soundtrack for [[Shock Site|2 Girls 1 Cup]].
* [[Special Effects Failure]]: [[In-Universe|He laughs]] uproariously at the fake severed head in ''Flesh for Frankenstein''. "God, it looks like one of the [[Thunderbirds|Thunderbird pilots]]."
* [[Special Effects Failure]]: [[In-Universe|He laughs]] uproariously at the fake severed head in ''Flesh for Frankenstein''. "God, it looks like one of the [[Thunderbirds|Thunderbird pilots]]."
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** "So just remember, when you're trying to settle serious relationship issues with your special lady, '''[[Faux Symbolism|bust her water main open]]''' and then invite her to dance. She'll be thrilled! ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena|Utena]]'' told me so!"
** "So just remember, when you're trying to settle serious relationship issues with your special lady, '''[[Faux Symbolism|bust her water main open]]''' and then invite her to dance. She'll be thrilled! ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena|Utena]]'' told me so!"
{{quote| '''Jesu:''' I think you're beginning to [[Sanity Slippage|lose your mind.]]}}
{{quote| '''Jesu:''' I think you're beginning to [[Sanity Slippage|lose your mind.]]}}
* [[Stay in The Kitchen]]: ''Anatomy Of Hell'' closes with him {{spoiler|[[Straw Misogynist|finally coming to terms with his gender's supposed inherent misogyny and calling his mother to tell her]].}}
* [[Stay in the Kitchen]]: ''Anatomy Of Hell'' closes with him {{spoiler|[[Straw Misogynist|finally coming to terms with his gender's supposed inherent misogyny and calling his mother to tell her]].}}
* [[Stealth Insult]]: He ends the ''Anatomy of Hell'' review by commending [[Straw Feminist|Catherine Breillat]] for "teaching [him] so much about [[He-Man Woman Hater|the male psyche!]]"
* [[Stealth Insult]]: He ends the ''Anatomy of Hell'' review by commending [[Straw Feminist|Catherine Breillat]] for "teaching [him] so much about [[He-Man Woman Hater|the male psyche!]]"
{{quote| '''Oan:''' [dials phone] Hi, mom! Yeah, I just got done watching this French film and--'''''FUCK YOU!''''' }}
{{quote| '''Oan:''' [dials phone] Hi, mom! Yeah, I just got done watching this French film and--'''''FUCK YOU!''''' }}
** His epitaph for ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]''. Hey, it did '''one''' thing fantastically right.
** His epitaph for ''[[Gerry]]''. Hey, it did '''one''' thing fantastically right.
{{quote| "You ''really'' feel like you're lost in a desert. The scenery is repetitive, the sounds vacant. You wander aimlessly, every minute spent praying that the end to come. It will come when you reach the finish, or it will come with your own death. Hell, at some points you even begin to feel a little dehydrated at this movie. And should you emerge alive, you spend every waking minute wishing that you had never taken that wrong turn (or pushed that play button) and been dropped into a vast wasteland, traumatized by the void that you were dropped into -- and may never escape.}}
{{quote| "You ''really'' feel like you're lost in a desert. The scenery is repetitive, the sounds vacant. You wander aimlessly, every minute spent praying that the end to come. It will come when you reach the finish, or it will come with your own death. Hell, at some points you even begin to feel a little dehydrated at this movie. And should you emerge alive, you spend every waking minute wishing that you had never taken that wrong turn (or pushed that play button) and been dropped into a vast wasteland, traumatized by the void that you were dropped into -- and may never escape.}}
* [[Stealth Pun]]: The title. While he reviews "Highbrow" films, many of the films we see tend to raise Oan's eyebrows in a different way.
* [[Stealth Pun]]: The title. While he reviews "Highbrow" films, many of the films we see tend to raise Oan's eyebrows in a different way.
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* [[Sure Why Not|Sure, Why Not?]]: ''Goodbye, 20th Century'' was such a jumbled mess that it reduced Oan to saying this over and over again.
* [[Sure Why Not|Sure, Why Not?]]: ''Goodbye, 20th Century'' was such a jumbled mess that it reduced Oan to saying this over and over again.
* [[Take That]]: Halfway into ''Exterminating Angels'', he realizes that the entire film is basically an endless parade of thin, attractive women acting horny around a dumpy middle-aged man. [cue Robert Palmer music video]
* [[Take That]]: Halfway into ''Exterminating Angels'', he realizes that the entire film is basically an endless parade of thin, attractive women acting horny around a dumpy middle-aged man. [cue Robert Palmer music video]
* [[Tempting Fate]]: In ''Tideland'', Oan compares the ''[[Alice in Wonderland (Literature)|Alice]]'' themes to that older, creepier film he already covered.
* [[Tempting Fate]]: In ''Tideland'', Oan compares the ''[[Alice in Wonderland|Alice]]'' themes to that older, creepier film he already covered.
{{quote| "Well, at least they got rid of that cheesy, creepy stop-motion animation and [severed doll's head comes to life] -- '''''BLUUAAGH!'''''}}
{{quote| "Well, at least they got rid of that cheesy, creepy stop-motion animation and [severed doll's head comes to life] -- '''''BLUUAAGH!'''''}}
** Since it's [[Animation Age Ghetto|animated]], Oan is confident that explaining the themes and symbolism of ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' will be a trifling matter for his mighty brain.
** Since it's [[Animation Age Ghetto|animated]], Oan is confident that explaining the themes and symbolism of ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' will be a trifling matter for his mighty brain.
** After being thoroughly mindfucked by the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' movie, Oan resolves that he'll never let himself get roped into reviewing an allegedly deep animated show or movie again. Then the [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|bronies]] get a hold of him.
** After being thoroughly mindfucked by the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' movie, Oan resolves that he'll never let himself get roped into reviewing an allegedly deep animated show or movie again. Then the [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|bronies]] get a hold of him.
** Since ''Tromeo and Juliet'' is busy drowning itself in [[Parallel Porn Title|pornographic Shakespeare puns]], Oan decides to join in, too.
** Since ''Tromeo and Juliet'' is busy drowning itself in [[Parallel Porn Title|pornographic Shakespeare puns]], Oan decides to join in, too.
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Please. No ''[[Titus Andronicus|Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Coriolanus|Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[A Midsummer Nights Dream|A Midsummer Night's Cream]]''?<br />
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Please. No ''[[Titus Andronicus|Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Coriolanus|Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[A Midsummer Night's Dream|A Midsummer Night's Cream]]''?<br />
'''Snob:''' ...That one actually exists. }}
'''Snob:''' ...That one actually exists. }}
* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: Claudius' death in ''Hamlet'' (1996). "Oh I have to poison him? That's boring--'''''[[Falling Chandelier of Doom|EAT CHANDELIER, BITCH.]]'''''"
* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: Claudius' death in ''Hamlet'' (1996). "Oh I have to poison him? That's boring--'''''[[Falling Chandelier of Doom|EAT CHANDELIER, BITCH.]]'''''"
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* [[True Art Is Incomprehensible]]: A lot of his points are attacking this notion, either directly calling it out, or pretending to defend it while obviously twisting in logical knots.
* [[True Art Is Incomprehensible]]: A lot of his points are attacking this notion, either directly calling it out, or pretending to defend it while obviously twisting in logical knots.
* [[Unexpected Genre Change]]: His review of ''[[Angels in America]]'' is a completely serious, highly emotional piece that has nothing negative to say about the film and ends with him directly urging the audience to educate themselves about HIV.
* [[Unexpected Genre Change]]: His review of ''[[Angels in America]]'' is a completely serious, highly emotional piece that has nothing negative to say about the film and ends with him directly urging the audience to educate themselves about HIV.
* [[The Unfair Sex]]: Turns up a ''lot'' in the stuff he reviews, be it averted, subverted or played straight. Of particular merit in this regard is ''[[Antichrist (Film)|Antichrist]]'' and ''[[Anatomie De L Enfer]]'', which deconstruct and defend this trope, respectively.
* [[The Unfair Sex]]: Turns up a ''lot'' in the stuff he reviews, be it averted, subverted or played straight. Of particular merit in this regard is ''[[Antichrist]]'' and ''[[Anatomie De L Enfer]]'', which deconstruct and defend this trope, respectively.
* [[Unsound Effect]]: ''WANK!''
* [[Unsound Effect]]: ''WANK!''
* [[Very Special Episode]]: His [[Angels in America]] review, made in honor of National AIDS Day.
* [[Very Special Episode]]: His [[Angels in America]] review, made in honor of National AIDS Day.
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* [[Vomit Discretion Shot]]: Does this after making a ''[[Family Guy]]'' joke, which obviously is anathema to his high brow nature.
* [[Vomit Discretion Shot]]: Does this after making a ''[[Family Guy]]'' joke, which obviously is anathema to his high brow nature.
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: In ''Anatomy'': "She gets unimpressively naked and [[Madonna|lets you know what it feels like for a girl. Lets you know what it feels like in this world for a girl]]."
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: In ''Anatomy'': "She gets unimpressively naked and [[Madonna|lets you know what it feels like for a girl. Lets you know what it feels like in this world for a girl]]."
** In ''[[Zardoz]]'', "They're all, 'Oh, [[Queen (Music)|I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings]]' and '[[Highlander (Film)|Here we are. Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.]]'". Oancitizen lampshades shortly later. (specially as he had already used "[[Who Wants to Live Forever?]]" before, as "it's a movie with immortals with [[Sean Connery]]. I had to use [[Queen (Music)|Queen]]")
** In ''[[Zardoz]]'', "They're all, 'Oh, [[Queen|I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings]]' and '[[Highlander|Here we are. Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.]]'". Oancitizen lampshades shortly later. (specially as he had already used "[[Who Wants to Live Forever?]]" before, as "it's a movie with immortals with [[Sean Connery]]. I had to use [[Queen]]")
** ''[[Hamlet]]'' tells [[The Fresh Prince of Bel Air|the story all about how his life got flipped turned upside-down]].
** ''[[Hamlet]]'' tells [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|the story all about how his life got flipped turned upside-down]].
{{quote| "Ah Fresh Prince. Well, in the words of another [[Geto Boys|famous rap lyric]], DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE."}}
{{quote| "Ah Fresh Prince. Well, in the words of another [[Geto Boys|famous rap lyric]], DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE."}}
** In ''[[Ken Park]]'', after the "Thom Yorke-looking kid" has a sex scene with a woman who has had work done on her breasts: "[[Radiohead|She's his fake plastic love, and she wears him out. She wears him out.]]"
** In ''[[Ken Park]]'', after the "Thom Yorke-looking kid" has a sex scene with a woman who has had work done on her breasts: "[[Radiohead|She's his fake plastic love, and she wears him out. She wears him out.]]"
* [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]]: Upon viewing stock footage of the Katyn massacre that was spliced into ''Sweet Movie'', Oan's screaming face is replaced by a test pattern.
* [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]]: Upon viewing stock footage of the Katyn massacre that was spliced into ''Sweet Movie'', Oan's screaming face is replaced by a test pattern.
{{quote| '''Oan:''' ''[[Cannibal Holocaust|CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BOD]]--!! [cuts feed]}}
{{quote| '''Oan:''' ''[[Cannibal Holocaust]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BOD]]--!! [cuts feed]}}
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Didactic?]]: One of his in-universe specialties is finding deep symbolism where it almost certainly doesn't exist. This is emphasized in his early blog posts and "Between The Lines" videos.
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Didactic?]]: One of his in-universe specialties is finding deep symbolism where it almost certainly doesn't exist. This is emphasized in his early blog posts and "Between The Lines" videos.
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Would it be too didactic to reference Grotowski's ''Toward a Poor Theatre''?<br />
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Would it be too didactic to reference Grotowski's ''Toward a Poor Theatre''?<br />
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* [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?]]: Slumming it in the [[Animation Age Ghetto]] with [[Jesu Otaku]], Oan encounters the [[Yuri Genre|lesbian romance]] in ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'':
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?]]: Slumming it in the [[Animation Age Ghetto]] with [[Jesu Otaku]], Oan encounters the [[Yuri Genre|lesbian romance]] in ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'':
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Don't they know there are children watching this? <br />
{{quote| '''Oan:''' Don't they know there are children watching this? <br />
'''JO:''' Am I going to have to [[Three Hundred|Sparta kick]] you out of the window? [cracks her knuckles] }}
'''JO:''' Am I going to have to [[300|Sparta kick]] you out of the window? [cracks her knuckles] }}
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Has developed a phobia for bunnies.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Has developed a phobia for bunnies.
{{quote| "...Well, bunnies, chocolate, snails...trash cans, Italians-- this show is ''not'' healthy for me!"}}
{{quote| "...Well, bunnies, chocolate, snails...trash cans, Italians-- this show is ''not'' healthy for me!"}}
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* [[You Can Turn Back]]: From the intro to ''Trash Humpers''.
* [[You Can Turn Back]]: From the intro to ''Trash Humpers''.
* [[You Can't Handle the Parody]]: He attempts it while watching ''Zardoz'', but fails due to [[Got Me Doing It|absorbing too much]] of the characters' [[Spock Speak]].
* [[You Can't Handle the Parody]]: He attempts it while watching ''Zardoz'', but fails due to [[Got Me Doing It|absorbing too much]] of the characters' [[Spock Speak]].
* [[You Need to Get Laid]]: After watching ''[[WR Mysteries of the Organism]]'', Oancitizen starts believing that if he doesn't, he will be driven to murder.
* [[You Need to Get Laid]]: After watching ''[[W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism]]'', Oancitizen starts believing that if he doesn't, he will be driven to murder.


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