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{{quote|''"Hey, I got a plan. How 'bout miniature golf?"
"There's no course here."
"Okay, uh, miniature tennis! A very tiny form of tennis that we could invent..."''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}}

{{quote|''"Yo, G-man! What's up?"
"Nice to see you, and [[My Name Is Not Durwood|don't ever call me that.]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Giles'''}}

{{quote|''"Yes, I must consult my books."''
(to Willow) ''"OH! 8 minutes and 33 seconds. [[Side Bet|Pay up!]] I called 10 minutes before you'd '[[Catch Phrase|consult your books]]' about something."''|'''Giles''' and '''Xander''' }}

{{quote|''"The other night I dreamt that Xander--'' (off everyone's looks) [[Did I Say That Out Loud|Uh, it wasn't Xander]]. ...In fact, it wasn't me. ...In fact, [[I Have This Friend|it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it]]."''|'''Willow'''}}

{{quote|''"Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna be at The Bronze tonight?"
"Cibo Matto? They're'' playing?"
''"No, Willow, [[Ask a Stupid Question|they're gonna be clog dancing.]]"''<br />
(amazement) ''"[[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|Cibo Matto can clog dance?!]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}}

{{quote|''"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."''
"No, actually that would be [[Book Dumb|one of the five]]."''|'''Principal Snyder''' and '''Giles'''}}

{{quote|'''Cordelia:''' Oh, look, it's [[The Three Musketeers (novel)|The Three Musketeers]].<br />
'''Buffy''': ''(to Xander)'' Was that an insult?<br />
'''Xander:''' [[Insult Backfire|Kinda lacked punch]].<br />
'''Willow''': The Three Musketeers were cool.<br />
'''Cordelia''': ''(beat)'' I see your point.<br />
'''Xander:''' I woulda gone with [[The Three Stooges|Stooges]].<br />
'''Cordelia:''' Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?<br />
'''Willow:''' ''(loudly)'' Uh, yes! Our own '''personal demons'''!<br />
'''Xander''': Uh, such as-- as, as lust and, uh, thrift!<br />
'''Buffy:''' I would have to go with "Stooges" also. }}

{{quote|''"You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you?"
"As defending champion, you nervous?"
"[[Insult Backfire|I can hold my own]]."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Buffy'''}}

{{quote|'''Willow''': Why else would [Buffy] be acting like such a [[Censorship by Spelling|B-I-T-C-H?]]<br />
'''Giles''': Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.<br />
'''Xander''': [[Book Dumb|A Bitca?]] }}

{{quote|''"What would somebody want with Master bones?"
"A trophy? A horrible conversation piece?"''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}

{{quote|(reads [[I Have Your Wife|ransom note]]) ''"Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal."<br />
"They're [[Faux Horrific|gonna cook her dinner?!]] ''([[Beat]])'' ...[[Can't Believe I Said That|I'll pretend I didn't say that]]."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Xander'''}}

{{quote|''"Well, what about the rest of the note?"''
"What ''rest of the note?"
"The part that says, '{{smallcaps|[[Trap Is the Only Option|P.S., this is a trap]].}}'"''|'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''}}

{{quote|''"We were close. We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness."''|'''Buffy''', about The Master}}

{{quote|''"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say '[[Political Correctness Gone Mad|Undead American'?]]"''|'''Buffy'''}}

{{quote|''"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."''|'''Buffy''' }}

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