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{{quote|'''Kendra''': I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
'''Willow''': There's a Slayer handbook?
'''Buffy''': Wait. [[Read the Freaking Manual|Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?]]
'''Willow''': Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
'''Giles''': After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would [[Stealth Insult|be of no use in your case]].
'''Buffy''': Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case?? }}
{{quote|''"I'd rather be worm food than [[Anything But That|look at your pathetic face!]]"
"Then go! I'm not stopping ya."
"I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd [[You Can Keep Her|let a girl go off to her doom]] all by herself!"
"Not just any girl. ''[[Stealth Insult|You're special.]]''
"I can't believe that I'm [[Locked in a Room|stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth]] here WITH YOU!"
"I ''hope'' these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna..."''
(gets in his face)'' "'I'm gonna' ''what? Coward!"
"Moron!"
"''I ''hate'' you!
"I HATE YOU!"
''(they start [[Slap Slap Kiss|kissing each other madly]])''
"We ''so'' [[Oh Crap|need to get outta here.]]"''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}}
{{quote|''"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or [[The Slacker|a work of any kind person.]]"
"They why'd they select you?"
"Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except that [[Brilliant but Lazy|it leads to jobs.]]"
"Well, don't you have some ambition?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth."
"Huh?"
"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|it's a man's chord]]. You could lose a finger."''|'''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}}
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