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{{quote|'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-<br />
{{quote|'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-
'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[Combat Pragmatist|shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''<br />
'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[Combat Pragmatist|shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''<br />
'''The Operative''': [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.]]|''[[Serenity]]''}}
'''The Operative''': [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.]]|''[[Serenity]]''}}
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'''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way.|''[[Farscape]]''}}
'''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way.|''[[Farscape]]''}}


{{quote|'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof! <br />
{{quote|'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
'''Cheryl''': Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!<br />
'''Cheryl''': Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!
'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.|''[[Archer]]'', "El Secuestro"
'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.|''[[Archer]]'', "El Secuestro"
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Latest revision as of 10:54, 8 August 2014


The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-
Malcolm Reynolds: Good. (shoots him, turns to leave, and gets jumped)

The Operative: ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.

Rygel: (To Scorpius' body) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.

Scorpius: (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?

Rygel: I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.

Scorpius: What if you were wrong?

Rygel: Not so bad for me either way.

Archer: Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
Cheryl: Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!

Archer: But it is, y'know, a vest.
Archer, "El Secuestro"