CRFH/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Dave (thinking): This is so depressing...why did she have to tell me now...I told Blue I loved her, what difference does it make, she sucks, I suck, and...
Roger (thinking): Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSH-ROOM MUSH-ROOM!

Mike (thinking): And a jacuzzi full of naked girls and chocolate milk and a monkey with a British accent and a really big TV and a big band that follows me everywhere and...