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* '''The Atlantic region''': basically [[Hollywood New England|Maine]] but [[Up to Eleven|even colder]], eh? Full of flannel-wearing fishermen with funny accents falling somewhere between Irish, Scottish, and [[Pirate]], eh?
* '''Quebec''', full of artsy, [[French Jerk|stuck up French-types]] who hate the people in the other parts and other Frenchmen. Abandoned by France in favour of the Caribbean, but who wouldn't, ''[[Foreign Cuss Word|ostie]]''?
* '''[[EskimoThe LandGreat White North|The Arctic]]''', full of igloos, playful polar bears and parka-wearing Inuit, quite possibly [[Polar Bears and Penguins|penguins]], and of course cute little baby seals... at least until the polar bears and people find them. Which is awesome, eh?
 
Keep in mind that '''Canada, Eh?''' has no West Coast (besides ''all'' of British Columbia), no Prairies (besides a fairly large hunk of the middle of the country), and certainly no punishingly hot weather (except for [[Stargate City|Vancouver]]). The hot weather stops right aboot at the border (unless it presents a passport), eh!?