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I'm surprised that we didn't have a Dan Quayle quote on the page. We do now.
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{{quote|'''Aragorn:''' Not for ourselves. But we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Eye fixed upon us. Keep him blind to all else that moves.
'''Legolas:''' (In tones of one having a great revelation) A diversion!
|''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''}}
{{quote|[[Overly Long Gag|If I kill you then you will die... If you die then you will be dead... If you're dead then you won't be alive... If you aren't alive you won't be able to breath and then you will die...]]
|'''[[Death Note|Rem]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}UUal-aTCL74
{{quote|'''Ron Weasley:''' You can't break an Unbreakable Vow.
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{{quote|It seems you have to defeat this one to win!
|'''[[Mission Control|Fuuka Yamagishi]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6p0gGj5iATw Gasp! The Enemy!]''}}
{{quote|- Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.
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{{quote|And he speaks; 'I don't think those jewels belong to you.' ([[Beat]]) [[Deadpan Snarker|I salute you, World's Greatest Detective!]]
|Catwoman, describing an early encounter with [[Batman]]: ''[[Cat
{{quote|You are huge! That means you have huge guts!
|'''Doom Marine''', ''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom Comics]]''}}
{{quote|Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!
|'''Doom Marine''', ''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom Comics]]''}}
{{quote|Now I'm in a completely different place!
|'''Doom Marine''', you guessed it, ''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom Comics]]''}}
{{quote|'''[[Animal Man]]:''' You must be Robot-Man.
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'''Sith Apprentice:''' Is there some problem here?
'''Darth Baras:''' Who would ask such a stupid question?! ''Clearly'', there's a problem here!
'''Sith Apprentice:''' I feel your anger, master.
'''Darth Baras:''' A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could ''feel my anger!''
|''[[Star Wars: The Old Republic]]'', as Darth Baras [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}4KhSIV0Xcs8 loses his patience.]}}
{{quote|My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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|''The Three Voices'' by [[Lewis Carroll]] }}
{{quote|If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
|Attributed to [[Dan Quayle]], quoted in ''Esquire'', August 1992}}
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