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* The line from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'', which [[Too Dumb to Live|Randy]] delivered like it was a huge revelation.
{{quote|'''Randy:''' If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know that we aren't dead.}}
:* The "Coon and Friends" saga has an actual super hero, Captain Hindsight, who arrives at the scenes of disasters to point out that the accident could have been prevented and then leaves. Usually the rescue workers then pack up and leave as well.
* A line from ''[[American Dad]]'':
{{quote|'''Hayley''': They think you're Kevin Bacon!