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[[File:goldie_gold_captive_2332.jpg|link=Goldie Gold and Action Jack|frame|Goldie Gold, [[Fiction 500|the world's]] [[Pretty in Mink|richest]] [[Damsel in Distress]].]]

[[Do Not Adjust Your Set|Greetings, tropers]]. It may shock you to know that [[I Have Your Index]]. How I came to obtain it is not important at this particular point in time. All that is important is that I'm willing to give it back...[[Hostage for Macguffin|for a price]]. If you want your precious index back, I request... the sum of forty three dollars and seventy cents.

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I appreciate your cooperation. Here is your index, safe and sound.

Contrast [[Index to The Rescue]].

Not to be confused with any story in ''[[A Certain Magical Index]]'' where Index is captured. No, none of them.

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[[Category:Drama Tropes]]
[[Category:Just for Pun]]
[[Category:Action Adventure Tropes]]
[[Category:Index to The Rescue]]
[[Category:Crime and Punishment Tropes]]