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{{quote|''
''The kitten's voice is soft and purry.''
''The trouble with the kitten is that''
''Eventually it becomes a cat.
|'''[[Ogden Nash]]'''}}
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{{quote|''"No cat in the world ever gave anyone a straight answer."''|''[[The Last Unicorn (novel)|The Last Unicorn]]''}}
{{quote|''
''They whine like babies and sweat through their tongue,''
''The big ones are stupid, the small are high-strung,''
''But cats are cunts.
|'''Triumph the Insult Comic Dog'''}}
{{quote|''"Cats are asssholes."''|''[[Robot Chicken]]''}}
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{{quote|''"You should realize by now, your highness-- a cat has no duty but to do exactly as he pleases."''|'''[[Funny Animal|Perrault]]''', ''[[No Rest for The Wicked (webcomic)|No Rest for The Wicked]]''}}
{{quote|''"If cats are growing opposable thumbs, that means they can hold s*** like a [[Knife Nut|butcherknife]], [[Stuff Blowing Up|a stick of dynamite]], a [[Star Wars|lightsaber]], or [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|your mother's favourite toy]], which she refers to as a back massager but we all know that ain't what it's for. I'm just saying, I don't want cats taking over the world. Their videos are already taking over the damn Internet!"''|'''[[Ray William Johnson]]''' in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}x-h1RDfuxLQ this video]}}
{{quote|''"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to it."''|'''Anonymous'''}}
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