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{{quote|"''A 'critic' is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased — he hates all creative people equally.''"|'''Lazarus Long''', ''[[Time Enough for Love]]''}}
{{quote|"''A 'critic' is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased — he hates all creative people equally.''"|'''Lazarus Long''', ''[[Time Enough for Love]]''}}


{{quote|'''Simon:''' (Reading correspondence on ''[[Transformers: Dark of the Moon]]'') "...big alien machines, big explosions, big army stuff, fast cars, and battles and thats-gonna-hurt scenes. Very very entertaining, better than the last effort by miles. And with that spirit of optimism, let's find out what Mark thinks."<br />
{{quote|'''Simon:''' (Reading correspondence on ''[[Transformers: Dark of the Moon]]'') "...big alien machines, big explosions, big army stuff, fast cars, and battles and thats-gonna-hurt scenes. Very very entertaining, better than the last effort by miles. And with that spirit of optimism, let's find out what Mark thinks."
'''Mark:''' Well it's horrible, vile, vulgar and hideous, but it's important to understand why.|''[[Mark Kermode|Kermode and Mayo's Film Review]]''}}
'''Mark:''' Well it's horrible, vile, vulgar and hideous, but it's important to understand why.|''[[Mark Kermode|Kermode and Mayo's Film Review]]''}}



Latest revision as of 14:27, 7 August 2014


"I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it."

"You're too fucking nice!"
The Nostalgia Critic on Ebert's quote (after reviewing said movie)
"A 'critic' is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased — he hates all creative people equally."
Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

Simon: (Reading correspondence on Transformers: Dark of the Moon) "...big alien machines, big explosions, big army stuff, fast cars, and battles and thats-gonna-hurt scenes. Very very entertaining, better than the last effort by miles. And with that spirit of optimism, let's find out what Mark thinks."

Mark: Well it's horrible, vile, vulgar and hideous, but it's important to understand why.