Chobits Abridged: Difference between revisions

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[[File:Chobits_OP_title_card_web_edition_6277.jpg|frame|Oh yeah.]]

{{quote|'''Hideki:''' Alright, she was in the garbage so I guess I should.. "recycle" her... yeah recycle. If she's anything like the CPR dummies back home I should probably start by fingering-UH I MEAN switching, switching, her on. ~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Hideki:''' Alright, she was in the garbage so I guess I should.. "recycle" her... yeah recycle. If she's anything like the CPR dummies back home I should probably start by fingering-UH I MEAN switching, switching, her on.

''(Activates Chii, [[Microsoft Windows|Windows startup noise]] included)''<br />

'''Hideki:''' Uh... hey Miss Persocom... uh hows it going? I was just trying to uh.. uhm... aw fuckit [[All Men Are Perverts|just gimme the damn porn lady]].|}}

'''Hideki:''' Uh... hey Miss Persocom... uh hows it going? I was just trying to uh.. uhm... aw fuckit [[All Men Are Perverts|just gimme the damn porn lady]].}}

Chobits Abridged is [[Follow the Leader|yet another]] abridged series, created by [http://www.youtube.com/user/Geassguy360 Geassguy360].

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* [[Actor Allusion]]: Of the extremely non-subtle variety. Everyone calls Hideki [[Crispin Freeman|Crispin]]...except Chi, but by then he's forgotten his original name entirely.

{{quote| "Oh god dammit, now I'm calling MYSELF [[Crispin Freeman]]!"}}

{{quote|"Oh god dammit, now I'm calling MYSELF [[Crispin Freeman]]!"}}

* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Almost Invoked. Does it count if its only 2 things?

** "[[Accidental Pervert|That guy stole someones underwear]], AND HE'S LOITERING."

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* [[God]]: The local [[Deadpan Snarker]] and [[Audience Surrogate]].

* [[Heh, Heh, You Said "X"]]: Hideki...er, Crispin does this to ''himself, while talking about porn:''

{{quote| Crispin: "This is where the C.E.O. to one of the porno industry's biggest firms lives! Heh, firm."}}

{{quote|Crispin: "This is where the C.E.O. to one of the porno industry's biggest firms lives! Heh, firm."}}

* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: "There are some [[All Myths Are True|totally legit rumors]] on the [[Image Boards|4chan forums]] about these things called Chobits or somethin'. I don't really know everythin' about it, but [[Blah Blah Blah|yada yada yada]], artificial intelligence is involved, and 9/11 was an inside job!"

* [[Most Definitely Not a Villain]]: The landlady; though she ''is'' a human, so her insistence is sort of weird:

{{quote| Landlady: "I'm human, like you. Human."~~<br />~~

{{quote|Landlady: "I'm human, like you. Human."

Crispin: "Oh. Okay, well I was wondering--"~~<br />~~

Crispin: "Oh. Okay, well I was wondering--"

Landlady: "Human." }}

* [[Running Gag]]: Crispin/Hideki. Can you say porno? Porno Porno Porno. Porno PORNO PORNO!!