Chobits Abridged

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
    Oh yeah.
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    Hideki: Alright, she was in the garbage so I guess I should.. "recycle" her... yeah recycle. If she's anything like the CPR dummies back home I should probably start by fingering-UH I MEAN switching, switching, her on.
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    Hideki: Uh... hey Miss Persocom... uh hows it going? I was just trying to uh.. uhm... aw fuckit just gimme the damn porn lady.

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    Chobits Abridged is yet another abridged series, created by Geassguy360. Watch it here.

    Tropes used in Chobits Abridged include:
    • Actor Allusion: Of the extremely non-subtle variety. Everyone calls Hideki Crispin...except Chi, but by then he's forgotten his original name entirely.
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    "Oh god dammit, now I'm calling MYSELF Crispin Freeman!"

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    Crispin: "This is where the C.E.O. to one of the porno industry's biggest firms lives! Heh, firm."

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    Landlady: "I'm human, like you. Human."
    Crispin: "Oh. Okay, well I was wondering--"
    Landlady: "Human."

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