City of Thieves/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Kolya:(upon finding out the Vika was the one who sniped six Germans in front of him and is also a girl) That's a German rifle, isn't it?
Vika: K ninety-eight. (slaps the barrel) Best rifle in the world.
Kolya: (to Lev, under his breath) I've got a bit of a hard-on.
Korsakov: What's that?
Kolya: I said my cock's going to fall off if we stand here much longer--pardon my language (bows to Vika)