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{{quote|In the morning I woke early and experienced that sinking sensation that overcomes you when you first open your eyes and realize that instead of a normal day ahead of you, with its scatterings of simple gratifications, you are going to have a day without even the tiniest of pleasures; you are going to drive across Ohio.|Bill Bryson, ''The Lost Continent''.}}

{{quote|''Come on down to Cleveland-town everyone
Under construction since 1868!
See our river that catches on fire!
It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS!''|'''Mike Polk,''' local comedian, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=related Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt]}}

{{quote|Look here. To the west of us lie ruins of a considerable settlement marked Cleve-land. I give you my advice as a salvager who has been in such places--keep away. Move to the south, around it.|Greenberg, to Kinkaid, ''A Secret History of Time to Come'' by Robie Macauley.}}

{{quote|Remember the time you lit your cigarette backwards? Smoked it right down. Said it reminded you of Cleveland.|'''Happy Hour Is The Saddest Hour Of The Day''', by [[Ray Stevens]]}}

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