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{{quote|''I mean, [[Catholic School Girls Rule|I like uniforms]], but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?''|'''Tedd''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''I mean, [[Catholic School Girls Rule|I like uniforms]], but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?''|'''Tedd''', ''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Report on Reports Sees Too Many Reports: Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.''|An Associated Press wire story, reproduced [http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Most_Painfully_Obvious_Newspaper_Articles_Ever here].}} |
{{quote|''Report on Reports Sees Too Many Reports: Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.''|An Associated Press wire story, reproduced [http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Most_Painfully_Obvious_Newspaper_Articles_Ever here].}} |
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'''She''': Oh, I thought you meant I'd said it badly.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', "Science Fiction Sketch"}} |
'''She''': Oh, I thought you meant I'd said it badly.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', "Science Fiction Sketch"}} |
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{{quote|"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."|Female Announcer, [[ |
{{quote|"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."|Female Announcer, [[Rabbids Go Home]]}} |
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{{quote|Zii, as [[Gratuitous French|une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''[[Bi the Way|I'm going to miss boooooooooys!]]'''|'''[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090310.html DiDi]''', [[Ménage à 3]]}} |
{{quote|Zii, as [[Gratuitous French|une lesbienne]], I'm... I'm... '''[[Bi the Way|I'm going to miss boooooooooys!]]'''|'''[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090310.html DiDi]''', [[Ménage à 3]]}} |
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'''Padme''': Hold your breaths!|''[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Darths and Droids]''}} |
'''Padme''': Hold your breaths!|''[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Darths and Droids]''}} |
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{{quote|"For a far more thought-provoking tale about the virtual realm, try ''[[The Social Network]].''"|A USA Today review of ''[[Tron |
{{quote|"For a far more thought-provoking tale about the virtual realm, try ''[[The Social Network]].''"|A USA Today review of ''[[Tron: Legacy]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Shoots him down dead on the floor''<br /> |
{{quote|''Shoots him down dead on the floor''<br /> |
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'''Troy McClure:''' Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.<br /> |
'''Troy McClure:''' Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.<br /> |
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'''Jimmy:''' Oooohhh!<br /> |
'''Jimmy:''' Oooohhh!<br /> |
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'''Troy McClure:''' Don't let the name throw you Jimmy! It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.|McClure misses the point ''and'' [[Squick|makes it worse]], ''[[The Simpsons ( |
'''Troy McClure:''' Don't let the name throw you Jimmy! It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.|McClure misses the point ''and'' [[Squick|makes it worse]], ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}} |
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{{quote|<'''Supercow'''>: i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry<br /> |
{{quote|<'''Supercow'''>: i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry<br /> |
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{{quote|'''Katara''': It says here, "[[An Offer You Can't Refuse|If you ever want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena]]." It's signed [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Xin Fu]] and [[Professional Wrestling|The Boulder]].<br /> |
{{quote|'''Katara''': It says here, "[[An Offer You Can't Refuse|If you ever want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena]]." It's signed [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Xin Fu]] and [[Professional Wrestling|The Boulder]].<br /> |
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'''Sokka''': I can't believe it. ''[[Fan Boy|I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH]]!!''|''[[ |
'''Sokka''': I can't believe it. ''[[Fan Boy|I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH]]!!''|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Gumball''': What do bald people need more of?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Gumball''': What do bald people need more of?<br /> |
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'''Gumball''': Yes! And what do you buy friends with?<br /> |
'''Gumball''': Yes! And what do you buy friends with?<br /> |
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'''Darwin''': Uhhhhh...<br /> |
'''Darwin''': Uhhhhh...<br /> |
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'''Gumball''': [[Family |
'''Gumball''': [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|With money!]]|''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Martin''': And I'm wondering, how did it all slip away?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Martin''': And I'm wondering, how did it all slip away?<br /> |
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'''Martin''': Yeah, that was a good party.|''[[Get Shorty]]''}} |
'''Martin''': Yeah, that was a good party.|''[[Get Shorty]]''}} |
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{{quote|I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[What an Idiot|i hate japenese music]] , [[Face Palm|it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]|''Teranovadra's reaction to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage] of Child of Eden''}} |
{{quote|I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[What an Idiot!|i hate japenese music]] , [[Face Palm|it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]|''Teranovadra's reaction to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esLkkJaeZk&feature=related final stage] of Child of Eden''}} |
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