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• Birdy the drunken scarecrow literally pimping out the game manual. "You love manual long time."
• Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo).
  • This article from Destructoid sums it up perfectly.
    • Nintendo Capri Sun had a field day with this one. (Hey, I rhymed!)
    • Not on a good rhythm, though.
• Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.

• Screw it, every damn chracter. Some of the choicer lines:

The Fire Imps: "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." Brass Balls deployed Two Tediz doctors: "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! Me slice you-- *random Tediz gibberish*" Conker to Fangy: "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though.

• In Bats Tower:

Carl: "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f*cking-tastic!" Conker: "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round. Carl: "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F*ck!"

• In the "It's War" chapter:

The SHC General: "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw f*ck that shit!"

• "Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"
• After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door.

Conkula: Oh, shit. The villagers again.

• • This is slightly funnier in the X Box re-make, since the censor beep practically comes out of nowhere.
• "Time to wander around, aimlessly"