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{{quote|'''Green Arrow:''' Does ''everything'' have a sinister motive in your world? |
{{quote|'''Green Arrow:''' Does ''everything'' have a sinister motive in your world? |
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'''The Question:''' Yours too; you just don't know it. |
'''The Question:''' Yours too; you just don't know it. |
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|''[[Justice League]]'', "Fearful Symmetry"}} |
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Everything you've heard is true: [[The Illuminati]] rule the world, the moon landings were faked, JFK was assassinated by a bunch of gray aliens, and you surely don't think the Cuban Missile Crisis was about Cuban Missiles, do you? |
Everything you've heard is true: [[The Illuminati]] rule the world, the moon landings were faked, JFK was assassinated by a bunch of gray aliens, and you surely don't think the Cuban Missile Crisis was about Cuban Missiles, do you? |
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* A [[Secret War]] between [[The Illuminati]], [[The Knights Templar]], [[The Hashshashin]], the [[Our Vampires Are Different|Vampire]] [[Deadly Decadent Court|Courts]], [[The Fair Folk]], Freemasons, Opus Dei, [[The Mafia]], [[CIA Evil, FBI Good|CIA]] and [[KGB]], [[A.I. Is a Crapshoot|Rogue AIs]], [[Cosmic Horror Story|Lovecraftian]] and [[Hollywood Satanism|Satanic]] [[cult]]s, [[The Pentagon]], Bilderberg Group, Majestic-12, [[The Greys]], and [[The Reptilians]]. Yes, all at once in one merry free-for-all that no [[Gullible Lemmings]] ever notices. |
* A [[Secret War]] between [[The Illuminati]], [[The Knights Templar]], [[The Hashshashin]], the [[Our Vampires Are Different|Vampire]] [[Deadly Decadent Court|Courts]], [[The Fair Folk]], Freemasons, Opus Dei, [[The Mafia]], [[CIA Evil, FBI Good|CIA]] and [[KGB]], [[A.I. Is a Crapshoot|Rogue AIs]], [[Cosmic Horror Story|Lovecraftian]] and [[Hollywood Satanism|Satanic]] [[cult]]s, [[The Pentagon]], Bilderberg Group, Majestic-12, [[The Greys]], and [[The Reptilians]]. Yes, all at once in one merry free-for-all that no [[Gullible Lemmings]] ever notices. |
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* Prominent involvement of [[Area 51]], [[The Bermuda Triangle]], [[Mysterious Antarctica]], and [[Atlantis]], as well as the respective headquarters of the factions listed above. And [[Big Applesauce|New York]]. |
* Prominent involvement of [[Area 51]], [[The Bermuda Triangle]], [[Mysterious Antarctica]], and [[Atlantis]], as well as the respective headquarters of the factions listed above. And [[Big Applesauce|New York]]. |
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* Nonchalant [[The Reveal|revelations]] of the ''real'' allegiances and agendas of [[Jesus]], [[Leonardo da Vinci]], [[Jack the Ripper]], [[Nikola Tesla]], [[Rasputin |
* Nonchalant [[The Reveal|revelations]] of the ''real'' allegiances and agendas of [[Jesus]], [[Leonardo da Vinci]], [[Jack the Ripper]], [[Nikola Tesla]], [[Grigori Rasputin|Rasputin]], [[Adolf Hitler]], and [[Elvis Presley]]. |
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* The sinister purpose of [[Ley Line]]s, [[The Pyramids]], the [[Holy Grail]], the [[Philosopher's Stone]], [[What the Heck Is An Aglet?|aglets]], and any number of other [[Public Domain Artifact]]s. |
* The sinister purpose of [[Ley Line]]s, [[The Pyramids]], the [[Holy Grail]], the [[Philosopher's Stone]], [[What the Heck Is An Aglet?|aglets]], and any number of other [[Public Domain Artifact]]s. |
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* The Truth behind the [[Phlebotinum Killed the Dinosaurs|K–T extinction]], [[Ancient Astronauts]], [[The Tunguska Event]], [[Roswell Incident]], [[Spontaneous Human Combustion]], Operation Paperclip, Project MKULTRA, Monarch [[Mind Control]] program, [[Who Shot JFK?|Kennedy]] and Palme assassinations, the Moon landings, the [[Subliminal Seduction|25th frame]], the Watergate scandal, the first [[Gulf War]] (well, the ''real'' truth, anyway), [[The End of the World as We Know It]] as predicted by the Mayans/Nostradamus/John of Patmos, and any number of other [[Stock Unsolved Mysteries]] you can think of. |
* The Truth behind the [[Phlebotinum Killed the Dinosaurs|K–T extinction]], [[Ancient Astronauts]], [[The Tunguska Event]], [[Roswell Incident]], [[Spontaneous Human Combustion]], Operation Paperclip, Project MKULTRA, Monarch [[Mind Control]] program, [[Who Shot JFK?|Kennedy]] and Palme assassinations, the Moon landings, the [[Subliminal Seduction|25th frame]], the Watergate scandal, the first [[Gulf War]] (well, the ''real'' truth, anyway), [[The End of the World as We Know It]] as predicted by the Mayans/Nostradamus/John of Patmos, and any number of other [[Stock Unsolved Mysteries]] you can think of. |