Conspiracy Theories/Quotes
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If you BOUGHT this in EITHER sense of the word? Please, please do us all a favor and jump under a fucking truck. I'm not even joking. You cannot be THIS dumb and still have motor functions. It defies all known laws of science.
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It is a vast conspiracy. And the total lack of evidence is all the evidence I need.
—Stephen Colbert on Obama's conspiracy to take our guns
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