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* The scene before Angela gets in the tub.
* The scene before Angela gets in the tub.
{{quote| '''Angela''': Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?<br />
{{quote|'''Angela''': Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
'''John''': ...<br />
'''John''': ...
'''Angela''': John?<br />
'''Angela''': John?
'''John''': [[Covert Pervert|I'm thinking]]... }}
'''John''': [[Covert Pervert|I'm thinking]]... }}
* When Constantine busts into Papa Midnite's and is too impatient to read the card so he belts the bouncer and marches downstairs. Chas stands over the unconscious bouncer and giggles: "Who's the rat in the dress now, huh bitch?"
* When Constantine busts into Papa Midnite's and is too impatient to read the card so he belts the bouncer and marches downstairs. Chas stands over the unconscious bouncer and giggles: "Who's the rat in the dress now, huh bitch?"
* AS Constantine ascends to Heaven, he flips off the Devil.
* AS Constantine ascends to Heaven, he flips off the Devil.
* The very end of the movie, when Constantine punches Gabriel in the face instead of shooting [[Ambiguous Gender|him/her]].
* The very end of the movie, when Constantine punches Gabriel in the face instead of shooting [[Ambiguous Gender|him/her]].
{{quote| '''Gabriel:''' You could have ''shot'' me John! But you took the higher path! Look how well you're doing!
{{quote|'''Gabriel:''' You could have ''shot'' me John! But you took the higher path! Look how well you're doing!
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Latest revision as of 09:13, 8 August 2014


  • The scene before Angela gets in the tub.

Angela: Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
John: ...
Angela: John?
John: I'm thinking...

  • When Constantine busts into Papa Midnite's and is too impatient to read the card so he belts the bouncer and marches downstairs. Chas stands over the unconscious bouncer and giggles: "Who's the rat in the dress now, huh bitch?"
  • AS Constantine ascends to Heaven, he flips off the Devil.
  • The very end of the movie, when Constantine punches Gabriel in the face instead of shooting him/her.

Gabriel: You could have shot me John! But you took the higher path! Look how well you're doing!