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  • The scene before Angela gets in the tub.

 Angela: Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?

John: ...

Angela: John?

John: I'm thinking...

  • When Constantine busts into Papa Midnite's and is too impatient to read the card so he belts the bouncer and marches downstairs. Chas stands over the unconscious bouncer and giggles: "Who's the rat in the dress now, huh bitch?"
  • AS Constantine ascends to Heaven, he flips off the Devil.
  • The very end of the movie, when Constantine punches Gabriel in the face instead of shooting him/her.

 Gabriel: You could have shot me John! But you took the higher path! Look how well you're doing!