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[[File:berkey_450-resized.jpg|link=Sector General|frame| Try as you might, your ships will never be as cool as John Berkey's.]]
[[File:berkey 450-resized.jpg|link=Sector General|frame| Try as you might, your ships will never be as cool as John Berkey's.]]


{{quote|''"The only thing between you and the vacuum of space is six feet of solid style."''|'''[[Spore]]'''}}
{{quote|''"The only thing between you and the vacuum of space is six feet of solid style."''|'''[[Spore]]'''}}
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Cool ships can even be single-seaters with no room to get up and walk around but capable of [[Faster-Than-Light Travel|zipping across the cosmos in no time]]. The [[Nobody Poops|lack of facilities]] is a non-issue, [[Handwaved]] for the [[Rule of Cool]].
Cool ships can even be single-seaters with no room to get up and walk around but capable of [[Faster-Than-Light Travel|zipping across the cosmos in no time]]. The [[Nobody Poops|lack of facilities]] is a non-issue, [[Handwaved]] for the [[Rule of Cool]].


To be even cooler, the cool starship may also be a [[Face Ship]] or come with [[Escape Pod|escape pods]], [[Frickin' Laser Beams|lasers]], [[Faster-Than-Light Travel|faster than light drive]]<ref>If it really is a ''star'' ship, i.e. designed to cross interstellar distances, then it had better have a faster-than-light drive if you don't want to wait several thousand years to get where you're going</ref>, and [[Teleporters and Transporters|transporters]]. If enemies try to board it, you may need to activate the [[Self-Destruct Mechanism|self destruct mechanism]].
To be even cooler, the cool starship may also be a [[Face Ship]] or come with [[Escape Pod|escape pods]], [[Frickin' Laser Beams|lasers]], [[Faster-Than-Light Travel|faster than light drive]],<ref>If it really is a ''star'' ship, i.e. designed to cross interstellar distances, then it had better have a faster-than-light drive if you don't want to wait several thousand years to get where you're going</ref> and [[Teleporters and Transporters|transporters]]. If enemies try to board it, you may need to activate the [[Self-Destruct Mechanism|self destruct mechanism]].


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** ''[[Angel Links]]''
** ''[[Angel Links]]''
** ''[[Infinite Ryvius]]''
** ''[[Infinite Ryvius]]''
** ''[[Super Dimension Fortress Macross]]'' -- Originally intended as a parody of ''Mobile Suit Gundam,'' and the ''Macross's'' is topologically similar to the ''White Base.''
** ''[[Super Dimension Fortress Macross]]''—Originally intended as a parody of ''Mobile Suit Gundam,'' and the ''Macross's'' is topologically similar to the ''White Base.''
** ''[[Martian Successor Nadesico]]'' -- Another topological homage to the ''White Base'', as well as a play on Uchuu Senkan Yamato. See [[Yamato Nadeshiko]] for more info.
** ''[[Martian Successor Nadesico]]''—Another topological homage to the ''White Base'', as well as a play on Uchuu Senkan Yamato. See [[Yamato Nadeshiko]] for more info.
* ''[[UFO Robo Grendizer]]'': The titular [[Humongous Mecha]] was both a giant robot and a starship. Grendizer could [[Combining Mecha|combining]] with a flying device to form a [[Cool Starship]] allow [[Faster-Than-Light Travel]] between planets. Vegans' spaceships also count.
* ''[[UFO Robo Grendizer]]'': The titular [[Humongous Mecha]] was both a giant robot and a starship. Grendizer could [[Combining Mecha|combining]] with a flying device to form a Cool Starship allow [[Faster-Than-Light Travel]] between planets. Vegans' spaceships also count.
* The ''Bebop'' from ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]''.
* The ''Bebop'' from ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]''.
** Also, the personal fighter ships used by Spike (Swordfish), Faye (Redtail), and Jet (Hammerhead). Especially Jet's.
** Also, the personal fighter ships used by Spike (Swordfish), Faye (Redtail), and Jet (Hammerhead). Especially Jet's.
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** It gets decooled in ''[[Nanoha Striker S]]'' when the ship is in the process of decommissioning, but rides one last time to serve as a base. In return, the third season gives us ''The Saint's Cradle'', a [[Evil Is Cool|wickedly cool]] looking and extremely powerful warship.
** It gets decooled in ''[[Nanoha Striker S]]'' when the ship is in the process of decommissioning, but rides one last time to serve as a base. In return, the third season gives us ''The Saint's Cradle'', a [[Evil Is Cool|wickedly cool]] looking and extremely powerful warship.
** ''[[Nanoha Force]]'' gives the ''Esquad Hückebein'' (which is so cool, it violates the laws of magi-physics) to the villains, and the ''Wolfram'' (a [[Spiritual Successor]] to ''Arthra'') to the heroes.
** ''[[Nanoha Force]]'' gives the ''Esquad Hückebein'' (which is so cool, it violates the laws of magi-physics) to the villains, and the ''Wolfram'' (a [[Spiritual Successor]] to ''Arthra'') to the heroes.
* The Bay Tower Base, and later the Orbit Base from ''[[GaoGaiGar|Yuusha-Oh GaoGaiGar]]'' are multiple [[Cool Ship|Cool Ships]] connected to a hub, which can deploy and serve various purposes. Three of them transform into the handle of a [[Drop the Hammer|giant hammer]] in the OVA.
* The Bay Tower Base, and later the Orbit Base from ''[[GaoGaiGar|Yuusha-Oh GaoGaiGar]]'' are multiple [[Cool Ship]]s connected to a hub, which can deploy and serve various purposes. Three of them transform into the handle of a [[Drop the Hammer|giant hammer]] in the OVA.
** Also the J-Ark, a [[Cool Starship]] whose bridge detaches from the ship and turns into a [[Humongous Mecha|Cool Robot]] that can then recombine with the rest of the Ark to form the even ''[[Up to Eleven|Cooler]]'' Robot King J-Der. It's also piloted by Soldato-J, one of the biggest [[Badass|Badasses]] in the series, for even ''more'' cool points.
** Also the J-Ark, a Cool Starship whose bridge detaches from the ship and turns into a [[Humongous Mecha|Cool Robot]] that can then recombine with the rest of the Ark to form the even ''[[Up to Eleven|Cooler]]'' Robot King J-Der. It's also piloted by Soldato-J, one of the biggest [[Badass]]es in the series, for even ''more'' cool points.
* The Shangri-La from ''[[Toward the Terra]]'' contains wide open fields, gardens, flowing rivers, palisades, a massive shrine for its leader, and a "bridge" in the form of a platform suspended above the aforementioned fields. Further, the ship uses psychic energy to attack, defend, and conceal itself, is capable of both space and atmospheric flight, and can even warp from the surface of a planet.
* The Shangri-La from ''[[Toward the Terra]]'' contains wide open fields, gardens, flowing rivers, palisades, a massive shrine for its leader, and a "bridge" in the form of a platform suspended above the aforementioned fields. Further, the ship uses psychic energy to attack, defend, and conceal itself, is capable of both space and atmospheric flight, and can even warp from the surface of a planet.
* Believe it or not, the manga version of ''[[Chrono Crusade]]'' actually contains a (spoileriffic) example. {{spoiler|Pandaemonium, the demon's world, is actually a gigantic spaceship that crashed into Earth and sank to the bottom of the ocean. It's huge, containing a huge city inside of it, including a large field of grass and trees. And yes, this means the [[Our Demons Are Different|demons]] are actually [[Sufficiently Advanced Aliens|aliens]].}}
* Believe it or not, the manga version of ''[[Chrono Crusade]]'' actually contains a (spoileriffic) example. {{spoiler|Pandaemonium, the demon's world, is actually a gigantic spaceship that crashed into Earth and sank to the bottom of the ocean. It's huge, containing a huge city inside of it, including a large field of grass and trees. And yes, this means the [[Our Demons Are Different|demons]] are actually [[Sufficiently Advanced Aliens|aliens]].}}
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== Comic Books ==
== Comic Books ==
* The Ship of ''Starlord'', simply called "Ship", a sleek, highly maneuverable starship-- which is actually a sentient shapeshifting [[Energy Being]] who is in love with her pilot.
* The Ship of ''Starlord'', simply called "Ship", a sleek, highly maneuverable starship—which is actually a sentient shapeshifting [[Energy Being]] who is in love with her pilot.
* The giant Celestial-built Ship (also simply called Ship) of [[X-Factor]]. Eventually blew up, but the AI survived and became an ally of Cable.
* The giant Celestial-built Ship (also simply called Ship) of [[X-Factor]]. Eventually blew up, but the AI survived and became an ally of Cable.
* Friday, the "Smartship" of [[Power Pack]].
* Friday, the "Smartship" of [[Power Pack]].
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* The possible patron saint of this trope is the bubble spaceship from [[The Fountain]]. It's a freaking ''bubble'', and it houses some land, the Tree Of Life, and Hugh Jackman. How can you beat that?
* The possible patron saint of this trope is the bubble spaceship from [[The Fountain]]. It's a freaking ''bubble'', and it houses some land, the Tree Of Life, and Hugh Jackman. How can you beat that?
* The NSEA ''Protector'' from ''[[Galaxy Quest]]''. Lovingly and accurately modeled by the Thermians after the ship from the (cancelled) TV show, it can do everything a TV starship can do. It's also the last holdout of Thermian civilization against Sarris's forces.
* The NSEA ''Protector'' from ''[[Galaxy Quest]]''. Lovingly and accurately modeled by the Thermians after the ship from the (cancelled) TV show, it can do everything a TV starship can do. It's also the last holdout of Thermian civilization against Sarris's forces.
* Centauri's car in ''[[The Last Starfighter]]'' took the angular wedge design of the DeLorean, turned it [[Up to Eleven]], then made it a ''[[Transforming Mecha|transforming]]'' [[Flying Car]] and [[Cool Starship]].
* Centauri's car in ''[[The Last Starfighter]]'' took the angular wedge design of the DeLorean, turned it [[Up to Eleven]], then made it a ''[[Transforming Mecha|transforming]]'' [[Flying Car]] and Cool Starship.
** Then there are the [http://rpggamer.org/uploaded_images/gunstar_concept_ship.jpg Gunstars] themselves, with the iconic quad engine pods and 360-degree gunner's chair. Alex's [[Super Prototype]] even gets a [[Macross Missile Massacre]] add-on.
** Then there are the [http://rpggamer.org/uploaded_images/gunstar_concept_ship.jpg Gunstars] themselves, with the iconic quad engine pods and 360-degree gunner's chair. Alex's [[Super Prototype]] even gets a [[Macross Missile Massacre]] add-on.
* The ''Messiah'' from [[Deep Impact]]. An ambitious [[Orion Drive]]-powered spacecraft, theoretically capable of interstellar travel (but put to emergency use as a comet-buster). Oddly, the coolest thing about it -- how the Orion drive actually ''works'' (it throws nuclear bombs out the back of the space ship and rides the blast waves) -- was never mentioned in the film.
* The ''Messiah'' from [[Deep Impact]]. An ambitious [[Orion Drive]]-powered spacecraft, theoretically capable of interstellar travel (but put to emergency use as a comet-buster). Oddly, the coolest thing about it—how the Orion drive actually ''works'' (it throws nuclear bombs out the back of the space ship and rides the blast waves) -- was never mentioned in the film.
* Spaceball-1 from ''[[Spaceballs]]'' is a parody of cool starships. Its introduction is an [[Overly Long Gag]] about how huge the actual thing is (to the point that even the ''BGM'' grows impatient for it to end), it [[Transforming Mecha|transforms]] into a [[Humongous Mecha]] [[Robot Maid]], and it includes a mall, a three-ring circus, and a zoo.
* Spaceball-1 from ''[[Spaceballs]]'' is a parody of cool starships. Its introduction is an [[Overly Long Gag]] about how huge the actual thing is (to the point that even the ''BGM'' grows impatient for it to end), it [[Transforming Mecha|transforms]] into a [[Humongous Mecha]] [[Robot Maid]], and it includes a mall, a three-ring circus, and a zoo.
** Lonestar's space ship is, likewise, a parody of the Millennium Falcon. It's an RV with wings.
** Lonestar's space ship is, likewise, a parody of the Millennium Falcon. It's an RV with wings.
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* On the subject of Weber, "Star Runner". An AI-controlled light cruiser equipped with ''battleship-grade'' engines and shields. As it's too small to carry useful numbers of the long-range SLAMS (Supra-Light Accelerated Missiles - essentially [[Wave Motion Gun|targeted black holes]]), the designers pretty much decide 'sod it' and [[Beam Spam|pack it bow to stern]] with [[Frickin' Laser Beams]], [[Macross Missile Massacre|missile launchers]] and [[Point Defenceless|point defence]]. It can outrun destroyers and ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|outgun battleships]]''. And as I said before, it's a ''light cruiser''.
* On the subject of Weber, "Star Runner". An AI-controlled light cruiser equipped with ''battleship-grade'' engines and shields. As it's too small to carry useful numbers of the long-range SLAMS (Supra-Light Accelerated Missiles - essentially [[Wave Motion Gun|targeted black holes]]), the designers pretty much decide 'sod it' and [[Beam Spam|pack it bow to stern]] with [[Frickin' Laser Beams]], [[Macross Missile Massacre|missile launchers]] and [[Point Defenceless|point defence]]. It can outrun destroyers and ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|outgun battleships]]''. And as I said before, it's a ''light cruiser''.
** And it also has a hologram projector capable of making it look like a down-on-its-luck tramp freighter rather than, say, a stolen military experimental ship piloted by the most wanted woman in the ''sector''.
** And it also has a hologram projector capable of making it look like a down-on-its-luck tramp freighter rather than, say, a stolen military experimental ship piloted by the most wanted woman in the ''sector''.
* In the classic ''[[Skylark Series|Skylark]]'' series by [[E. E. "Doc" Smith]], Doctor Richard Seaton and friends trade up through a series of increasingly powerful spacecraft. He discovers a substance that catalyzes the conversion of copper to energy and linear momentum, then makes contact with a succession of alien races and gains galaxy-turning scientific insights. The original ''Skylark'' is a forty-foot steel-hulled sphere, refitted with the alien metal [http://www.rogermwilcox.com/arenak.html "arenak"] into ''Skylark II'', then replaced with the mile-long blimp-shape of ''Skylark III'' using an even stronger metal, "inoson." He finally constructs the gargantuan ''Skylark of Valeron'' (his wife being tired of numbers) out of thin air and raw computation (having discovered the secrets of Sixth Order Forces and time manipulation), a ''thousand-mile-wide'' sphere. Its size wasn't ego -- he simply needed that much room for mechanisms to lock onto Earth after being thrown to the far side of the universe.
* In the classic ''[[Skylark Series|Skylark]]'' series by [[E. E. "Doc" Smith]], Doctor Richard Seaton and friends trade up through a series of increasingly powerful spacecraft. He discovers a substance that catalyzes the conversion of copper to energy and linear momentum, then makes contact with a succession of alien races and gains galaxy-turning scientific insights. The original ''Skylark'' is a forty-foot steel-hulled sphere, refitted with the alien metal [http://www.rogermwilcox.com/arenak.html "arenak"] into ''Skylark II'', then replaced with the mile-long blimp-shape of ''Skylark III'' using an even stronger metal, "inoson." He finally constructs the gargantuan ''Skylark of Valeron'' (his wife being tired of numbers) out of thin air and raw computation (having discovered the secrets of Sixth Order Forces and time manipulation), a ''thousand-mile-wide'' sphere. Its size wasn't ego—he simply needed that much room for mechanisms to lock onto Earth after being thrown to the far side of the universe.
* The Great Glass Elevator in ''[[Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator]]''. Ordinary elevators can't travel to the Moon and back.
* The Great Glass Elevator in ''[[Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator]]''. Ordinary elevators can't travel to the Moon and back.
* [[The Culture]] series by [[Iain Banks|Iain M. Banks]], and how!
* [[The Culture]] series by [[Iain Banks|Iain M. Banks]], and how!
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** Arguably culminates in ''Surface Detail'' with the [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Abominator class]] "Picket Ship" the Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints. {{spoiler|It [[Curb Stomp Battle|curbstomps]] a Culture tech (they thought) equivalent battle group in milliseconds and then proceeds to wipe out thousands of smaller craft per minute. It also keeps very high resolution recordings of all its engagements as possibly the closest thing a warship-Mind can have to porn.}}
** Arguably culminates in ''Surface Detail'' with the [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Abominator class]] "Picket Ship" the Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints. {{spoiler|It [[Curb Stomp Battle|curbstomps]] a Culture tech (they thought) equivalent battle group in milliseconds and then proceeds to wipe out thousands of smaller craft per minute. It also keeps very high resolution recordings of all its engagements as possibly the closest thing a warship-Mind can have to porn.}}
* In James Blish's ''Cities in Flight'' books, devices called "spin-dizzies" lift up whole cities and send them into space. It's just as cool as it sounds. {{spoiler|They can also be used on whole entire planets.}}
* In James Blish's ''Cities in Flight'' books, devices called "spin-dizzies" lift up whole cities and send them into space. It's just as cool as it sounds. {{spoiler|They can also be used on whole entire planets.}}
* Subversion? The cool ships in the "[[The Ship Who]]..." series tend to be middle of the road, completely average ships. Not too junky, not too edge of the tech. Mainly because it's too expensive. And the ships can't afford it (yeah, the ships are alive -- each ship is controlled by a "brain", a human born with incapacitating disabilities raised as a "shellperson" and trained to control ships, space stations, or cities, who are cybernetically connected to the ship/station/city systems). Oddly, few have weapons.
* Subversion? The cool ships in the "[[The Ship Who]]..." series tend to be middle of the road, completely average ships. Not too junky, not too edge of the tech. Mainly because it's too expensive. And the ships can't afford it (yeah, the ships are alive—each ship is controlled by a "brain", a human born with incapacitating disabilities raised as a "shellperson" and trained to control ships, space stations, or cities, who are cybernetically connected to the ship/station/city systems). Oddly, few have weapons.
* [[Larry Niven]]'s ''[[Known Space]]'' series of novels and short stories features ships built into the Puppeteer-produced General Products Hull. Sure, you can only get them in "cigar-shape" or "kilometer-wide-sphere" models, but they're '''''completely invulnerable to anything short of antimatter'''''. [[Rule of Cool|And they're transparent.]]
* [[Larry Niven]]'s ''[[Known Space]]'' series of novels and short stories features ships built into the Puppeteer-produced General Products Hull. Sure, you can only get them in "cigar-shape" or "kilometer-wide-sphere" models, but they're '''''completely invulnerable to anything short of antimatter'''''. [[Rule of Cool|And they're transparent.]]
** They actually come in 4 sizes/types. A sphere, roughly the size of a basketball, a cylinder 300 feet long and 20 feet wide, pointed at both ends and with a slight "wasp-waist" constriction near the tail., a cylinder with rounded ends and a flattened belly. and a transparent sphere around 1,000 feet in diameter.
** They actually come in 4 sizes/types. A sphere, roughly the size of a basketball, a cylinder 300 feet long and 20 feet wide, pointed at both ends and with a slight "wasp-waist" constriction near the tail., a cylinder with rounded ends and a flattened belly. and a transparent sphere around 1,000 feet in diameter.
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* In Poul Anderson's ''[[Tau Zero]]'', almost the whole story takes place aboard the good ship ''Leonora Christine''. It's a [[Ramscoop|Bussard Ramscoop]] that sucks in its fuel from the interstellar medium, and so can theoretically keep accelerating indefinitely. {{spoiler|Which it does.}}
* In Poul Anderson's ''[[Tau Zero]]'', almost the whole story takes place aboard the good ship ''Leonora Christine''. It's a [[Ramscoop|Bussard Ramscoop]] that sucks in its fuel from the interstellar medium, and so can theoretically keep accelerating indefinitely. {{spoiler|Which it does.}}
* ''Executor'''s sister ship, the ''[[X Wing Series|Lusankya]]''. It was buried under Coruscant's surface and used as a brainwashing facility; the New Republic knew of the facility and the name, but they thought it was a secret prison on a distant planet, not right in the heart of the Empire. Its rising, to the utter gaping shock and horror of the New Republic, which had just captured the planet, was a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. When the New Republic captured it they did not rename it, unlike virtually every other captured capital ship. And, well, face it. If there was ever a ship's name that went really well with terrified/awed bits of [[Ominous Latin Chanting]], it's ''Lusankya''.
* ''Executor'''s sister ship, the ''[[X Wing Series|Lusankya]]''. It was buried under Coruscant's surface and used as a brainwashing facility; the New Republic knew of the facility and the name, but they thought it was a secret prison on a distant planet, not right in the heart of the Empire. Its rising, to the utter gaping shock and horror of the New Republic, which had just captured the planet, was a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. When the New Republic captured it they did not rename it, unlike virtually every other captured capital ship. And, well, face it. If there was ever a ship's name that went really well with terrified/awed bits of [[Ominous Latin Chanting]], it's ''Lusankya''.
** Even the ''Lusankya'''s death was incredibly epic - the ship was damaged during a long siege, and so it was slowly stripped of weapons, and a reinforced spar full of explosives constructed along its 8km central spine. In the final battle of ''[[New Jedi Order|Rebel Dream]]'', it ''rammed an enemy [[That's No Moon|worldship]]'' and exploded, wiping out the attackers' command cadre and allowing the garrison to evacuate from what was ''supposed'' to be a suicide mission.
** Even the ''Lusankya'''s death was incredibly epic - the ship was damaged during a long siege, and so it was slowly stripped of weapons, and a reinforced spar full of explosives constructed along its 8&nbsp;km central spine. In the final battle of ''[[New Jedi Order|Rebel Dream]]'', it ''rammed an enemy [[That's No Moon|worldship]]'' and exploded, wiping out the attackers' command cadre and allowing the garrison to evacuate from what was ''supposed'' to be a suicide mission.
* The page image is a [[Cool Starship]] from ''A Maze of Stars''
* The page image is a Cool Starship from ''A Maze of Stars''
* Scott Westerfeld's '[[Succession|The Risen Empire]]' and 'The Killing of Worlds' are full of [[Cool Spaceship|Cool Spaceships]]. [http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/books/killing_of_worlds_book_two_of_succession/scott_westerfeld Pictured here] are the Rix battlecruzer (top) and the Lynx (bottom).
* Scott Westerfeld's '[[Succession|The Risen Empire]]' and 'The Killing of Worlds' are full of [[Cool Spaceship]]s. [http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/books/killing_of_worlds_book_two_of_succession/scott_westerfeld Pictured here] are the Rix battlecruzer (top) and the Lynx (bottom).
* In Arthur C. Clarke's ''[[The Songs of Distant Earth]]'', the ''Magellan'' is powered by zero-point energy. It can keep accelerating 'til it's travelling just a hair shy of the speed of light. To protect itself from the interstellar medium -- which at 0.999''c'' is more like a constant shower of cosmic rays -- the front of the starship is one huge long chunk of ice, which slowly wears down over the course of a voyage and has to be replaced.
* In Arthur C. Clarke's ''[[The Songs of Distant Earth]]'', the ''Magellan'' is powered by zero-point energy. It can keep accelerating 'til it's travelling just a hair shy of the speed of light. To protect itself from the interstellar medium—which at 0.999''c'' is more like a constant shower of cosmic rays—the front of the starship is one huge long chunk of ice, which slowly wears down over the course of a voyage and has to be replaced.
** Also the titular spaceship from [[Rendezvous With Rama]]
** Also the titular spaceship from [[Rendezvous With Rama]]
* The ''Phoenix Exultant'' of [[The Golden Oecumene]]. It's designed and built by the greatest engineer in the system and tough enough to fly into the heart of the sun.
* The ''Phoenix Exultant'' of [[The Golden Oecumene]]. It's designed and built by the greatest engineer in the system and tough enough to fly into the heart of the sun.
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* In Tony Daniel's ''Metaplanetary'' series, the forces of the outer system have Cloudships: spiral-shaped clouds of connected meteoroids with uploaded minds named after classic writers; males are shaped clockwise, females counter-clockwise. They regularly travel to Alpha Centauri. The forces of the inner system have 5-mile long ships shaped like bundles of scythes with limited intangibility. There's also {{spoiler|[[Makes Sense in Context|a Jeep with an FTL-engine-in-a-Thermos]]}}
* In Tony Daniel's ''Metaplanetary'' series, the forces of the outer system have Cloudships: spiral-shaped clouds of connected meteoroids with uploaded minds named after classic writers; males are shaped clockwise, females counter-clockwise. They regularly travel to Alpha Centauri. The forces of the inner system have 5-mile long ships shaped like bundles of scythes with limited intangibility. There's also {{spoiler|[[Makes Sense in Context|a Jeep with an FTL-engine-in-a-Thermos]]}}
* ''The Emiline'' is the tricked-out space yacht belonging to Miles Flint, [[Retrieval Artist]]. A man of otherwise simple tastes, it's the one thing he spends his lavish fortune on: black, sleek, fast, upgraded with the latest defense and security whenever a new version comes out, richly carpeted and furnished and modified with a few features he's used to from his days with Armstrong police: handcuff mounting points, a brig, and so on.
* ''The Emiline'' is the tricked-out space yacht belonging to Miles Flint, [[Retrieval Artist]]. A man of otherwise simple tastes, it's the one thing he spends his lavish fortune on: black, sleek, fast, upgraded with the latest defense and security whenever a new version comes out, richly carpeted and furnished and modified with a few features he's used to from his days with Armstrong police: handcuff mounting points, a brig, and so on.
* The ''Troy'' class Battle Globes from the ''[[Troy Rising]]'' series. A nickel-iron asteroid, hollowed and inflated to 9km in diameter, with walls 1.5km thick, acting as [[The Battlestar|home-port and carrier]] to ''Constitution'' class cruisers, and hundreds of assault shuttles. Plus an armament of tens of thousands of missiles, and laser emitters capable of throwing a petawatt or so (and more to come). Two-point-two ''trillion'' tons of death. {{spoiler|And they fitted ''Troy'' with an [[Orion Drive]] to make it mobile}}. So far, they've built two of them, with a third on the way...
* The ''Troy'' class Battle Globes from the ''[[Troy Rising]]'' series. A nickel-iron asteroid, hollowed and inflated to 9&nbsp;km in diameter, with walls 1.5&nbsp;km thick, acting as [[The Battlestar|home-port and carrier]] to ''Constitution'' class cruisers, and hundreds of assault shuttles. Plus an armament of tens of thousands of missiles, and laser emitters capable of throwing a petawatt or so (and more to come). Two-point-two ''trillion'' tons of death. {{spoiler|And they fitted ''Troy'' with an [[Orion Drive]] to make it mobile}}. So far, they've built two of them, with a third on the way...
* Far Star from [[Isaac Asimov]]'s ''[[Foundation|Foundation's Edge]]'' and ''Foundation and Earth''. The most advanced Foundation ship so far, with a highly advanced drive and a computer that responded to human thought. It was so advanced {{spoiler|that it could decide the fate of a galaxy, depending on the thoughts of its captain by enforcing either the [[Psychic Static]] of a Foundation ship or strengthening the telepathic powers of either a Second Foundation or a Gaia agent.}}.
* Far Star from [[Isaac Asimov]]'s ''[[Foundation|Foundation's Edge]]'' and ''Foundation and Earth''. The most advanced Foundation ship so far, with a highly advanced drive and a computer that responded to human thought. It was so advanced {{spoiler|that it could decide the fate of a galaxy, depending on the thoughts of its captain by enforcing either the [[Psychic Static]] of a Foundation ship or strengthening the telepathic powers of either a Second Foundation or a Gaia agent.}}.
** Not ''quite'' the most advanced Foundation ship so far: {{spoiler|Munn Li Compor}} has a nearly-identical ship provided to him for the purpose of following the Far Star, and both the Far Star and {{spoiler|Compor's}} ship lack weapons, to keep their captains from going out of control. {{spoiler|Mayor Branno's gravitic warship, on the other hand, is ''not'' lacking in weapons... including ones [[Psychic Static|aimed]] at the Second Foundation.}}
** Not ''quite'' the most advanced Foundation ship so far: {{spoiler|Munn Li Compor}} has a nearly-identical ship provided to him for the purpose of following the Far Star, and both the Far Star and {{spoiler|Compor's}} ship lack weapons, to keep their captains from going out of control. {{spoiler|Mayor Branno's gravitic warship, on the other hand, is ''not'' lacking in weapons... including ones [[Psychic Static|aimed]] at the Second Foundation.}}
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== Live Action TV ==
== Live Action TV ==
* ''Serenity'' from ''[[Firefly]]'' and ''Serenity''. She's a clapped-out, rusty cargo transport, but she still gets you where you want to go.
* ''Serenity'' from ''[[Firefly]]'' and ''Serenity''. She's a clapped-out, rusty cargo transport, but she still gets you where you want to go.
** The über awesome city ships that the Alliance have, a collection of skyscrapers floating through space, [[Rule of Cool|just because you can]]. They were designed to be a sort of counterpoint to ''[[Star Wars]]'' Star Destroyers, tall as opposed to long, and made to resemble office buildings to reflect the bureaucratic nature of the Alliance. <ref>And because space is a virtual vacuum and [[Fridge Brilliance|you don't need to streamline ships in space.]]</ref>
** The über awesome city ships that the Alliance have, a collection of skyscrapers floating through space, [[Rule of Cool|just because you can]]. They were designed to be a sort of counterpoint to ''[[Star Wars]]'' Star Destroyers, tall as opposed to long, and made to resemble office buildings to reflect the bureaucratic nature of the Alliance.<ref>And because space is a virtual vacuum and [[Fridge Brilliance|you don't need to streamline ships in space.]]</ref>
* "The [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/8/8b/USS_Enterprise_leaving_galactic_barrier%2C_remastered.jpg Starship Enterprise]" of ''[[Star Trek]]'', in its various incarnations, is likely the archetypal [[Cool Ship]] for television. But a franchise this wide has room for plenty more:
* "The [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/8/8b/USS_Enterprise_leaving_galactic_barrier%2C_remastered.jpg Starship Enterprise]" of ''[[Star Trek]]'', in its various incarnations, is likely the archetypal [[Cool Ship]] for television. But a franchise this wide has room for plenty more:
** The [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/2/26/Kavis_Alpha_sector.jpg Enterprise-D] of ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]'' positively made every other Star Trek ship that came before it look a sedan compared to a Porsche.
** The [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/2/26/Kavis_Alpha_sector.jpg Enterprise-D] of ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]'' positively made every other Star Trek ship that came before it look a sedan compared to a Porsche.
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*** More impressive because the Voth are genetically related to humans, being descended from Earth dinosaurs, who managed to escape the extinction in primitive ships and made it all the way to the Delta Quadrant where they dominate all the species in their area of influence. They could probably give the Borg a run for their money.
*** More impressive because the Voth are genetically related to humans, being descended from Earth dinosaurs, who managed to escape the extinction in primitive ships and made it all the way to the Delta Quadrant where they dominate all the species in their area of influence. They could probably give the Borg a run for their money.
** The Vulcan High Command ringships from ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]]''; particularly the [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081008011025/memoryalpha/en/images/5/58/D%27Kyr_type%2C_ventral_particle_beam.jpg ''D'Kyr''-class Combat Cruiser], but also the ''Surak''-class ships and the larger ''Suurok''-class vessels like ''Sh'raan''.
** The Vulcan High Command ringships from ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]]''; particularly the [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081008011025/memoryalpha/en/images/5/58/D%27Kyr_type%2C_ventral_particle_beam.jpg ''D'Kyr''-class Combat Cruiser], but also the ''Surak''-class ships and the larger ''Suurok''-class vessels like ''Sh'raan''.
** Many of Starfleet's ships have a Fridge Coolness factor to them: before the ''Defiant'', Starfleet weren't really into actual warships<ref>That would be ''why'' the Defiant isn't officially classified as a warship</ref>, and so their ships had other primary purposes (exploration, mostly). Didn't keep them from going up against ''dedicated'' warships and winning...
** Many of Starfleet's ships have a Fridge Coolness factor to them: before the ''Defiant'', Starfleet weren't really into actual warships,<ref>That would be ''why'' the Defiant isn't officially classified as a warship</ref> and so their ships had other primary purposes (exploration, mostly). Didn't keep them from going up against ''dedicated'' warships and winning...
* This was subverted in ''[[That '70s Show]]''. The camera moves underneath a chassis to display it as a huge behemoth flying in space, only to reveal that it's a Vista Cruiser with Eric and Donna sitting in it. Incidentally, it could be considered a [[Cool Car]].
* This was subverted in ''[[That '70s Show]]''. The camera moves underneath a chassis to display it as a huge behemoth flying in space, only to reveal that it's a Vista Cruiser with Eric and Donna sitting in it. Incidentally, it could be considered a [[Cool Car]].
* The ''[http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/White_Star_class White Star]''(s) from ''[[Babylon 5]]''.
* The ''[http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/White_Star_class White Star]''(s) from ''[[Babylon 5]]''.
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** Then you've got Starbug, a transport ship used for ferrying people from the surface of planets to the Mining ship and exploration of planets. Has no FTL travel yet somehow managed to track the massive mining ship (although it did take a few centuries) and somehow managed to increase the amount of space within it. Oh and then after the main crew is killed by their future selves the ship somehow changes shape again to allow more extra room.
** Then you've got Starbug, a transport ship used for ferrying people from the surface of planets to the Mining ship and exploration of planets. Has no FTL travel yet somehow managed to track the massive mining ship (although it did take a few centuries) and somehow managed to increase the amount of space within it. Oh and then after the main crew is killed by their future selves the ship somehow changes shape again to allow more extra room.
*** And it's also the very model that was withdrawn due to major flight design flaws. Go figure.
*** And it's also the very model that was withdrawn due to major flight design flaws. Go figure.
* Needless to say the Gerry and Sylvia Anderson series ''[[UFO]]'' abounds with them. SST's, tilt-fan aircraft decades before the Osprey <s>got off the ground</s> crashed, jet-powered seaplanes, [[Military Mashup Machine|submarine-launched jet fighters]], Lunar Modules piggyback-launched from VTOL carrier aircraft, bug-like Moon Mobiles that travel with an eerie ''[[Sound in Space|wooo]]'' sound <ref> Any time you hear an eerie sound in a Gerry Anderson series, it's produced by composer Barry Gray on his 'Ondes Martenot' synthesizer</ref>, Interceptors with a [[Nuke'Em|Big Fucking Nuke]] in the nose. [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MuXIBOqBitg What more could a teenage fanboy ask for?]
* Needless to say the Gerry and Sylvia Anderson series ''[[UFO]]'' abounds with them. SST's, tilt-fan aircraft decades before the Osprey <s>got off the ground</s> crashed, jet-powered seaplanes, [[Military Mashup Machine|submarine-launched jet fighters]], Lunar Modules piggyback-launched from VTOL carrier aircraft, bug-like Moon Mobiles that travel with an eerie ''[[Sound in Space|wooo]]'' sound,<ref>Any time you hear an eerie sound in a Gerry Anderson series, it's produced by composer Barry Gray on his 'Ondes Martenot' synthesizer</ref> Interceptors with a [[Nuke'Em|Big Fucking Nuke]] in the nose. [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MuXIBOqBitg What more could a teenage fanboy ask for?]
** But ... but ... are any of those starships?
** But ... but ... are any of those starships?
*** To paraphrase [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]: "More like lower-atmosphere-ships."
*** To paraphrase [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]: "More like lower-atmosphere-ships."
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* ''[[Warhammer 40000]]: [[Battlefleet Gothic]]''. Ten-thousand-year-old mile-long cathedrals to war and destruction with broadside guns that can screw continents. In space.
* ''[[Warhammer 40000]]: [[Battlefleet Gothic]]''. Ten-thousand-year-old mile-long cathedrals to war and destruction with broadside guns that can screw continents. In space.
** Just to clarify: Escorts (the lightest ships) are supposed half a mile to a mile long, Cruisers generally range from 4 to 8 miles long, and Battleships are larger than [[Star Wars|Super Star Destroyers]].
** Just to clarify: Escorts (the lightest ships) are supposed half a mile to a mile long, Cruisers generally range from 4 to 8 miles long, and Battleships are larger than [[Star Wars|Super Star Destroyers]].
** The Blackstone Fortresses. Enormous and fantastically ancient mobile starbases built to slay [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]] and armed with cannons that shoot [[Negative Space Wedgie|Negative Space Wedgies]]!
** The Blackstone Fortresses. Enormous and fantastically ancient mobile starbases built to slay [[Eldritch Abomination]]s and armed with cannons that shoot [[Negative Space Wedgie]]s!
** Anything the Necrons build as well. It's pretty uncommon for anything to slip by Cadia and Ultramar but a bunch of necron frigates snuck through half the Imperium controlled galaxy unnoticed and managed to land on Mars, one of the most heavily defended planets in the setting that has about half the imperial navy in orbit at all times with a considerable nextdoor on Terra as well.
** Anything the Necrons build as well. It's pretty uncommon for anything to slip by Cadia and Ultramar but a bunch of necron frigates snuck through half the Imperium controlled galaxy unnoticed and managed to land on Mars, one of the most heavily defended planets in the setting that has about half the imperial navy in orbit at all times with a considerable nextdoor on Terra as well.
*** The Cairn-class Tombship deserves special mention here. Not only is it the size of the Imperium's biggest battleships, it's much, much tougher, and it can carry a Sepulchre. No one's sure what exactly is in the Sepulchre, but given that it can [[Mind Rape]] entire crew of an aforementioned miles-long flying cathedral from hundreds of thousands of kilometers away, it's doubtful anyone ''wants'' to know.
*** The Cairn-class Tombship deserves special mention here. Not only is it the size of the Imperium's biggest battleships, it's much, much tougher, and it can carry a Sepulchre. No one's sure what exactly is in the Sepulchre, but given that it can [[Mind Rape]] entire crew of an aforementioned miles-long flying cathedral from hundreds of thousands of kilometers away, it's doubtful anyone ''wants'' to know.
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* One of the possible settings in [[Maid RPG]] is space. Given the nature of the game, at least one of these will be involved in any game taking place in that setting.
* One of the possible settings in [[Maid RPG]] is space. Given the nature of the game, at least one of these will be involved in any game taking place in that setting.
* In [[Exalted]] the very ''Sun'' itself is a battlestation known as '''Dirigible Engine Daystar''' designed to fight back armies of billions of Raksha and rogue Primordials. The Daystar is detailed in five parts on the Ink Monkeys' Blog ([http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/19/ink-monkeys-vol-13-the-daystar-part-i.aspx I], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/22/ink-monkeys-vol-14-the-daystar-part-ii-1.aspx II-1], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/23/ink-monkeys-vol-15-the-daystar-part-ii-2.aspx II-2], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/24/ink-monkeys-vol-16-the-daystar-part-ii-3.aspx II-3], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/31/ink-monkeys-vol-17-the-daystar-part-iii.aspx III], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/11/09/ink-monkeys-vol-the-daystar-finale.aspx Final]).
* In [[Exalted]] the very ''Sun'' itself is a battlestation known as '''Dirigible Engine Daystar''' designed to fight back armies of billions of Raksha and rogue Primordials. The Daystar is detailed in five parts on the Ink Monkeys' Blog ([http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/19/ink-monkeys-vol-13-the-daystar-part-i.aspx I], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/22/ink-monkeys-vol-14-the-daystar-part-ii-1.aspx II-1], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/23/ink-monkeys-vol-15-the-daystar-part-ii-2.aspx II-2], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/24/ink-monkeys-vol-16-the-daystar-part-ii-3.aspx II-3], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/05/31/ink-monkeys-vol-17-the-daystar-part-iii.aspx III], [http://forums.white-wolf.com/cs/blogs/freelancers/archive/2010/11/09/ink-monkeys-vol-the-daystar-finale.aspx Final]).
* The ''[[Starfire]]'' hex-map-based wargame was ''all about'' combat between fleets of starships. The units varied in size from tiny one-man fighters all the way up to Monitors four times as large as a space battleship, armed with quasi-inertialess ion engines, nuclear missiles, [[Antimatter]] missiles, [[Frickin' Laser Beams]], [[Tractor Beam|Tractor Beams]], [[Deflector Shields]], and a host of other deadly hardware.
* The ''[[Starfire]]'' hex-map-based wargame was ''all about'' combat between fleets of starships. The units varied in size from tiny one-man fighters all the way up to Monitors four times as large as a space battleship, armed with quasi-inertialess ion engines, nuclear missiles, [[Antimatter]] missiles, [[Frickin' Laser Beams]], [[Tractor Beam]]s, [[Deflector Shields]], and a host of other deadly hardware.


== Video Games ==
== Video Games ==
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* ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]'' gives us [[Face Ship|Starship Mario]], which is not only shaped like Mario himself, but also doubles as a planetoid!
* ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]'' gives us [[Face Ship|Starship Mario]], which is not only shaped like Mario himself, but also doubles as a planetoid!
** An even cooler example is the Comet Observatory from the first ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]''.
** An even cooler example is the Comet Observatory from the first ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]''.
* ''[[Halo]]'''s Pillar of Autumn was a Halcyon-class cruiser. According to the novels, this class of ship had been retired years previously and were destined for the scrap yard. They were slow, under armoured, had very few weapons, and were generally considered a joke among the fleet. The Autumn itself was in bad shape and could be accurately described as a junk-heap. This made it the perfect candidate to ferry the resident [[Super Soldier|Super Soldiers]] on their top-secret mission, and as such was refitted with top-of-the-line reactors and experimental weapons. That's right, a techno-miracle disguised as a rustbucket.
* ''[[Halo]]'''s Pillar of Autumn was a Halcyon-class cruiser. According to the novels, this class of ship had been retired years previously and were destined for the scrap yard. They were slow, under armoured, had very few weapons, and were generally considered a joke among the fleet. The Autumn itself was in bad shape and could be accurately described as a junk-heap. This made it the perfect candidate to ferry the resident [[Super Soldier]]s on their top-secret mission, and as such was refitted with top-of-the-line reactors and experimental weapons. That's right, a techno-miracle disguised as a rustbucket.
** The ''Pillar of Autumn'' was chosen for the mission because the ''Halcyon''-class was designed with an absurd amount of internal structural bracing. It could take a beating to the point of looking like swiss cheese and still maintain basic structural integrity. ...then they put in the self-cooling engines, special MAC Gun ammo and capacitors, and replaced an entire set of shuttle-bays with missile launchers, and put Jacob Keyes in command, and it became the most badass ship in the fleet. You first meet it in the first Halo game, as Cortana drives it around Halo's solar system terrorising ships twelve times it's size.
** The ''Pillar of Autumn'' was chosen for the mission because the ''Halcyon''-class was designed with an absurd amount of internal structural bracing. It could take a beating to the point of looking like swiss cheese and still maintain basic structural integrity. ...then they put in the self-cooling engines, special MAC Gun ammo and capacitors, and replaced an entire set of shuttle-bays with missile launchers, and put Jacob Keyes in command, and it became the most badass ship in the fleet. You first meet it in the first Halo game, as Cortana drives it around Halo's solar system terrorising ships twelve times it's size.
** Other ships in the series include the significantly less-cool In Amber Clad and Forward Unto Dawn. However, you also get to see High Charity - a giant ship/asteroid/city, which more than holds its own in the awesomeness category.
** Other ships in the series include the significantly less-cool In Amber Clad and Forward Unto Dawn. However, you also get to see High Charity - a giant ship/asteroid/city, which more than holds its own in the awesomeness category.
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** No mention of the [[Alien Geometries|Forerunner dreadnought?]] Incredibly fast and able to power a moon-sized city.
** No mention of the [[Alien Geometries|Forerunner dreadnought?]] Incredibly fast and able to power a moon-sized city.
** The Covenant flagship ''Ascendant Justice'' from the novel ''Halo: First Strike'', which is enhanced by Cortana to the point of "ridiculous badassness" (superior shields, pinpoint jump-drives, one-hit-kill weapons, etc.). ''Welding'' the ''Ascendant Justice'' to the hulk of a UNSC ship in a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] solely for the purpose of providing [[More Dakka]].
** The Covenant flagship ''Ascendant Justice'' from the novel ''Halo: First Strike'', which is enhanced by Cortana to the point of "ridiculous badassness" (superior shields, pinpoint jump-drives, one-hit-kill weapons, etc.). ''Welding'' the ''Ascendant Justice'' to the hulk of a UNSC ship in a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] solely for the purpose of providing [[More Dakka]].
** The ''Long Night of Solace'', the Covenant Supercarrier in ''Halo: Reach'', counts, partly due to its impressive entrance (one-shotting a UNSC Frigate from out of nowhere), and partly because of its sheer size - the thing is completely fucking '''huge''', around 27 kilometers long from the looks of it <ref>and from comparing it to the ~300-meter Covenant Corvette</ref>. Covenant Supercarriers are the largest warships ever made by the Covenant, and only about a dozen of them are known to have existed throughout the Human-Covenant War. As a comparison: [[Mass Effect]]'s Citadel is about 47 kilometers long. A Covenant Supercarrier is more than half of that length, and is about a dozen kilometers wide and at least half a dozen kilometers "tall". It carries enough firepower to take on half of the Reaper fleet singlehandedly and win. A trio of them would defeat the Reapers by themselves. They also carry hundreds of thousands of troops (and all of the armored vehicles, aircraft, gigantic cloaking-teleporting-jamming pylons, and more). One wonders how even the Covenant build these, let alone in significant numbers.
** The ''Long Night of Solace'', the Covenant Supercarrier in ''Halo: Reach'', counts, partly due to its impressive entrance (one-shotting a UNSC Frigate from out of nowhere), and partly because of its sheer size - the thing is completely fucking '''huge''', around 27 kilometers long from the looks of it.<ref>and from comparing it to the ~300-meter Covenant Corvette</ref> Covenant Supercarriers are the largest warships ever made by the Covenant, and only about a dozen of them are known to have existed throughout the Human-Covenant War. As a comparison: [[Mass Effect]]'s Citadel is about 47 kilometers long. A Covenant Supercarrier is more than half of that length, and is about a dozen kilometers wide and at least half a dozen kilometers "tall". It carries enough firepower to take on half of the Reaper fleet singlehandedly and win. A trio of them would defeat the Reapers by themselves. They also carry hundreds of thousands of troops (and all of the armored vehicles, aircraft, gigantic cloaking-teleporting-jamming pylons, and more). One wonders how even the Covenant build these, let alone in significant numbers.
** Pretty much any Forerunner ship as described in [[The Forerunner Saga|Cryptum]]: some are made up primarily from hardened light, which can be turned transparent in some areas to simulate being completely outside. Of particular note is the unnamed ship used by the Didact, which, while small compared to some other ships, was equipped to singularly wage a large battle, and the Fortress ships, which were 50 kilometers long and capable of {{spoiler|destroying Halos on their own}}.
** Pretty much any Forerunner ship as described in [[The Forerunner Saga|Cryptum]]: some are made up primarily from hardened light, which can be turned transparent in some areas to simulate being completely outside. Of particular note is the unnamed ship used by the Didact, which, while small compared to some other ships, was equipped to singularly wage a large battle, and the Fortress ships, which were 50 kilometers long and capable of {{spoiler|destroying Halos on their own}}.
* ''[[EVE Online]]'' has many of these, but the Veldnaught, piloted by Chribba, gets special mention. Beyond being a capital ship, it is located in high-security space, where capital ships are not allowed to enter, but the Veldnaught was already THERE when the rule was put in place. So what does Chribba use it for? Mining.
* ''[[EVE Online]]'' has many of these, but the Veldnaught, piloted by Chribba, gets special mention. Beyond being a capital ship, it is located in high-security space, where capital ships are not allowed to enter, but the Veldnaught was already THERE when the rule was put in place. So what does Chribba use it for? Mining.
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*** And now even the noob ships look cool now that they have also received a visual overhaul on par of that of the aforementioned Scorpion.
*** And now even the noob ships look cool now that they have also received a visual overhaul on par of that of the aforementioned Scorpion.
* ''[[Star Trek Online]]'', naturally, allows you to command the cool starships of the franchise practically at-will. They even slipped in the original Enterprise design as a preorder bonus [[Rule of Cool|just because]].
* ''[[Star Trek Online]]'', naturally, allows you to command the cool starships of the franchise practically at-will. They even slipped in the original Enterprise design as a preorder bonus [[Rule of Cool|just because]].
** You can also [[Design It Yourself Equipment|mix and match parts from ships with (roughly) identical roles and performance capabilities]], and then give it a custom paint job, to make your own, personalized [[Cool Starship]] that still fits the setting.
** You can also [[Design It Yourself Equipment|mix and match parts from ships with (roughly) identical roles and performance capabilities]], and then give it a custom paint job, to make your own, personalized Cool Starship that still fits the setting.
** To fill out the ship roster, Cryptic had to generate cosmetic variations on pre-existing ships, and some of said variations are... somewhat lacking.
** To fill out the ship roster, Cryptic had to generate cosmetic variations on pre-existing ships, and some of said variations are... somewhat lacking.
* ''[[Final Fantasy IV]]'' has one of the understated ones. The Lunar Whale is a mobile free inn with an enormously fat bird that serves as a [[Hyperspace Arsenal]] access point. It may not be the biggest out there, but it's more than enough for world-saving adventurers battling the forces of ultimate evil.
* ''[[Final Fantasy IV]]'' has one of the understated ones. The Lunar Whale is a mobile free inn with an enormously fat bird that serves as a [[Hyperspace Arsenal]] access point. It may not be the biggest out there, but it's more than enough for world-saving adventurers battling the forces of ultimate evil.
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*** The ''Naggarok'' {{spoiler|the ship that [[The Virus|The Beast]] entered this galaxy in}} is one of the most intimidating ships in that entire series. It's huge, armed, infectious, and once {{spoiler|the [[Game Breaker|super-advanced engines]] are repaired it can cross vast distances in seconds, while it would take your fastest ships tens of minutes. Something that large simply should not move that fast!}}
*** The ''Naggarok'' {{spoiler|the ship that [[The Virus|The Beast]] entered this galaxy in}} is one of the most intimidating ships in that entire series. It's huge, armed, infectious, and once {{spoiler|the [[Game Breaker|super-advanced engines]] are repaired it can cross vast distances in seconds, while it would take your fastest ships tens of minutes. Something that large simply should not move that fast!}}
**** It can do that because it has an '''inertialess drive'''. Though if we are already there, the counter to the ''Naggarok'' must be mentioned: Super Acolytes. A fighter with dual '''rapid-fire ion cannons'''. Mind you, that's destroyer-level firepower packed into a fighter!
**** It can do that because it has an '''inertialess drive'''. Though if we are already there, the counter to the ''Naggarok'' must be mentioned: Super Acolytes. A fighter with dual '''rapid-fire ion cannons'''. Mind you, that's destroyer-level firepower packed into a fighter!
** Apparently it's [[Cool Starship|so cool]] it needs a second mention here, apart from being the first videogame entry. The {{spoiler|Sajuuk}} from Homeworld 2 is a very cool one as well, packing the most powerful weapon in the game. In addition, remember the thingy that enabled the Mothership to make such long-range hyperjumps? {{spoiler|Sajuuk}} has ''three'' which means it can hyperjump during battle with absolutely no cost. Let's recount: a super-heavily armored, 5km long and 1,500,000 ton ship with a [[Wave Motion Gun|Phased Cannon Array]], medium-range nanite cannons, quite fast self-repair and slow speed offset by the ability to execute tactical hyperjumps with no resource cost.
** Apparently it's so cool it needs a second mention here, apart from being the first videogame entry. The {{spoiler|Sajuuk}} from Homeworld 2 is a very cool one as well, packing the most powerful weapon in the game. In addition, remember the thingy that enabled the Mothership to make such long-range hyperjumps? {{spoiler|Sajuuk}} has ''three'' which means it can hyperjump during battle with absolutely no cost. Let's recount: a super-heavily armored, 5&nbsp;km long and 1,500,000 ton ship with a [[Wave Motion Gun|Phased Cannon Array]], medium-range nanite cannons, quite fast self-repair and slow speed offset by the ability to execute tactical hyperjumps with no resource cost.
* The Furon Mothership and Scoutship(saucer) from the ''[[Destroy All Humans!]]!'' series.
* The Furon Mothership and Scoutship(saucer) from the ''[[Destroy All Humans!]]!'' series.
* The ''[[Free Space|FreeSpace series]]'' turns the [[Cool Starship]] into an art form. Both games feature several classes of massive capital ships that are thousands of times the size of the player's fighter, armed with not one but ''several'' [[Wave Motion Gun|Wave Motion Guns]] apiece, including a fleet of 80 alien juggernauts that, together, ''blow up a star''.
* The ''[[Free Space|FreeSpace series]]'' turns the Cool Starship into an art form. Both games feature several classes of massive capital ships that are thousands of times the size of the player's fighter, armed with not one but ''several'' [[Wave Motion Gun]]s apiece, including a fleet of 80 alien juggernauts that, together, ''blow up a star''.
** One of the series' shining examples has to be the ''Lucifer'', the [[Nigh Invulnerable]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9soWW_haNbM planet-killing superdestroyer] that functioned as the first game's [[Big Bad]].
** One of the series' shining examples has to be the ''Lucifer'', the [[Nigh Invulnerable]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9soWW_haNbM planet-killing superdestroyer] that functioned as the first game's [[Big Bad]].
*** By the second game, both sides have bigger nastier juggernauts that could take out a Lucifer without breaking a sweat. Unfortunately, the Shivans have the aforementioned 80 of them (that we see; they may well have far more elsewhere), but there's only one Colossus.
*** By the second game, both sides have bigger nastier juggernauts that could take out a Lucifer without breaking a sweat. Unfortunately, the Shivans have the aforementioned 80 of them (that we see; they may well have far more elsewhere), but there's only one Colossus.
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* Pick any starship type boss from [[Fraxy]].
* Pick any starship type boss from [[Fraxy]].
* The [[Starship Titanic]]: a t-shaped hotel in space with a luxury restaurant, bar, canals and lots of marble.
* The [[Starship Titanic]]: a t-shaped hotel in space with a luxury restaurant, bar, canals and lots of marble.
* ''[[Star Control]]'' had a number of these, but the crowning example has to be the ''Vindicator''<ref>You can actually name it whatever you want, but that's its default name</ref>, the protagonist's starship from ''Star Control II''. Properly equipped, it was far and away the most powerful ship that could be fielded, outclassing even the mighty Ur-Quan Dreadnoughts... and it was just a [[Precursors|Precursor]] utility ship, not even designed for combat!
* ''[[Star Control]]'' had a number of these, but the crowning example has to be the ''Vindicator'',<ref>You can actually name it whatever you want, but that's its default name</ref> the protagonist's starship from ''Star Control II''. Properly equipped, it was far and away the most powerful ship that could be fielded, outclassing even the mighty Ur-Quan Dreadnoughts... and it was just a [[Precursors|Precursor]] utility ship, not even designed for combat!
** And not even *finished*... the factory ran out of minerals long before construction was complete, so it's only the skeleton of a starship and *still* scares the crap out of most of the races you meet.
** And not even *finished*... the factory ran out of minerals long before construction was complete, so it's only the skeleton of a starship and *still* scares the crap out of most of the races you meet.
* Several of ships from ''[[Tyrian]]'' have [[Healing Factor|self-healing armour]] and secret weapons.
* Several of ships from ''[[Tyrian]]'' have [[Healing Factor|self-healing armour]] and secret weapons.
* Olimar's starship, The Dolphin, from [[Pikmin]] is a cool starship if only because it is the size of a soda can, yet can travel between star systems at hyperspeed, can more or less withstand an asteroid impact and re-entry, and can even repair itself. And the ship from Pikmin 2 is certainly cool after it's bling upgrade.
* Olimar's starship, The Dolphin, from [[Pikmin]] is a cool starship if only because it is the size of a soda can, yet can travel between star systems at hyperspeed, can more or less withstand an asteroid impact and re-entry, and can even repair itself. And the ship from Pikmin 2 is certainly cool after it's bling upgrade.
* Each player class in [[The Old Republic]] gets their own [[Cool Starship]] around the late tens of their character level, give or take, and can use it to fly [[Star Fox]] style missions as well as transporting themselves around the galaxy.
* Each player class in [[The Old Republic]] gets their own Cool Starship around the late tens of their character level, give or take, and can use it to fly [[Star Fox]] style missions as well as transporting themselves around the galaxy.




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== Real Life ==
== Real Life ==
* There is so far nothing in existence that can be called a true "spaceship", i.e, a space-equivalent of an oceangoing vessel, which could be loosely defined as a reusable space vehicle <ref>Oceangoing ships are reusable - they can be resupplied, and make the same trip several times, or travel to different destinations. A one-shot exploratory craft could be more accurately described as a probe, than a ship.</ref> capable of practically traversing interplanetary or at least cislunar distances <ref>I.e, they're not limited to the harbor of Earth orbit.</ref>, and not necessarily aerodynamic in any sense or designed to land anywhere<ref>I.e, the vehicle stays in space, although it can deploy landers or shuttles to planetary/lunar surfaces - similar to ocean vessels, which never intentionally come ashore, but can carry small boats or hovercraft which do.</ref>. And a true starship - a spaceship which can practically traverse the huge distances between stars - is much farther off. The International Space Station was built and space and stays in space, but it doesn't go anywhere, and even the Apollo command modules were one-shot non-reusable deals. So technically, this trope is not yet [[Truth in Television]]. That doesn't stop the following quasi-examples - unmanned probes, surface-to-orbit launch craft, and realistic proposed spaceships which we could (but have not yet) built - from being cool.
* There is so far nothing in existence that can be called a true "spaceship", i.e, a space-equivalent of an oceangoing vessel, which could be loosely defined as a reusable space vehicle <ref>Oceangoing ships are reusable - they can be resupplied, and make the same trip several times, or travel to different destinations. A one-shot exploratory craft could be more accurately described as a probe, than a ship.</ref> capable of practically traversing interplanetary or at least cislunar distances,<ref>I.e, they're not limited to the harbor of Earth orbit.</ref> and not necessarily aerodynamic in any sense or designed to land anywhere.<ref>I.e, the vehicle stays in space, although it can deploy landers or shuttles to planetary/lunar surfaces - similar to ocean vessels, which never intentionally come ashore, but can carry small boats or hovercraft which do.</ref> And a true starship - a spaceship which can practically traverse the huge distances between stars - is much farther off. The International Space Station was built and space and stays in space, but it doesn't go anywhere, and even the Apollo command modules were one-shot non-reusable deals. So technically, this trope is not yet [[Truth in Television]]. That doesn't stop the following quasi-examples - unmanned probes, surface-to-orbit launch craft, and realistic proposed spaceships which we could (but have not yet) built - from being cool.
* The Space Shuttles, in spite of their flaws, qualify as "cool", if for no other reason than that they are among the relative few spacecraft actually in use at present (though not by July 2011, when the fleet is to be retired).
* The Space Shuttles, in spite of their flaws, qualify as "cool", if for no other reason than that they are among the relative few spacecraft actually in use at present (though not by July 2011, when the fleet is to be retired).
** The flaws have been overstated somewhat. And the other two manned spacecraft currently in use are [[Boring but Practical|disposable 3-man capsules]] with no cargo capacity to speak of - you can't really compare them to humanity's first [[Outlaw Star|grappler ship]]...
** The flaws have been overstated somewhat. And the other two manned spacecraft currently in use are [[Boring but Practical|disposable 3-man capsules]] with no cargo capacity to speak of - you can't really compare them to humanity's first [[Outlaw Star|grappler ship]]...
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* [[wikipedia:Deep Space 1|Deep Space 1]] was only an unmanned space probe, but it was propelled by an ion engine, several times more efficient than a normal (chemical) rocket.
* [[wikipedia:Deep Space 1|Deep Space 1]] was only an unmanned space probe, but it was propelled by an ion engine, several times more efficient than a normal (chemical) rocket.
** ''Dawn'' and ''Hayabusa'' are also propelled by ion engines - the latter being the first spacecraft to collect samples form an asteroid and bring them back to Earth, and the former being the first double-orbiter probe - planned to orbit the asteroid Vesta, then leave under power once its done collecting data and fly to the dwarf planet Ceres. Ion engines accelerate much much more slowly than rockets<ref>at max. throttle, Deep Space 1's engine produced a third of an ''ounce'' of thrust</ref> so they can't be used as launch engines, but once in space, their ability to fire for a very, very long time means that they eventually hit velocities far greater than what a rocket with the same amount of propellant could manage.
** ''Dawn'' and ''Hayabusa'' are also propelled by ion engines - the latter being the first spacecraft to collect samples form an asteroid and bring them back to Earth, and the former being the first double-orbiter probe - planned to orbit the asteroid Vesta, then leave under power once its done collecting data and fly to the dwarf planet Ceres. Ion engines accelerate much much more slowly than rockets<ref>at max. throttle, Deep Space 1's engine produced a third of an ''ounce'' of thrust</ref> so they can't be used as launch engines, but once in space, their ability to fire for a very, very long time means that they eventually hit velocities far greater than what a rocket with the same amount of propellant could manage.
* ''Voyager 1'' and ''Voyager 2'' -- so far, among humanity's ''only'' starships, together with Pioneers 10 and 11, as they've recently left the Solar System. Bonus coolness points for the fact that they're still working after ''thirty years'' in space, plus ''Voyager 2'' being the unique probe that has explored the four outer planets.
* ''Voyager 1'' and ''Voyager 2''—so far, among humanity's ''only'' starships, together with Pioneers 10 and 11, as they've recently left the Solar System. Bonus coolness points for the fact that they're still working after ''thirty years'' in space, plus ''Voyager 2'' being the unique probe that has explored the four outer planets.
* The ''Cassini'' spacecraft, currently in orbit around Saturn. Extra coolness points because she carried a lander -Huygens- that landed in Saturn's moon Titan in January 2005. .
* The ''Cassini'' spacecraft, currently in orbit around Saturn. Extra coolness points because she carried a lander -Huygens- that landed in Saturn's moon Titan in January 2005. .
* Heck, pretty much ''any'' real-life spacecraft qualifies as cool, even if only because they're going to be the great-granddaddies of everything you see above. Also, because while everything else listed above might be only plastic/CGI models in real life, these things ''actually go into space''. Can't beat that.
* Heck, pretty much ''any'' real-life spacecraft qualifies as cool, even if only because they're going to be the great-granddaddies of everything you see above. Also, because while everything else listed above might be only plastic/CGI models in real life, these things ''actually go into space''. Can't beat that.