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• When Igor is trying to teach Duckula about his ancestors:

Duckula: "I don't want to hear about by forebears, my three bears, Goldilocks or anything else of this rotten drivel"

• When Duckula's computer messes with some numbers at the bank we see an old lady checking her balance. The teller reads (mistakenly) that she is worth ten million Drachmas.

"Ten million! Marry me, you temptress. You vixen of desire"

• In the Himalayas, the thieves are climbing up a mountain, and the head thief tells the others to beware of yaks.

"Wot's a yak?" "A yak is a great, big, stupid-looking hairy cow wot grows in the Himalayas." He clambers up onto a ledge, and finds out that he has thrown his rope not over a rocky outcrop, but over the horns of a ticked off yak. Cue long drop and Goofy holler.