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[[File:snip 3336.jpg|link=The Spectre|frame|If he were [[A Worldwide Punomenon|a cut above the rest]], he'd have picked [[Rock-Paper-Scissors|rock]].]]
{{quote|"The Council had decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded throughout the city."
|'''The High Prophet of Truth''', ''[[Halo 2]]''}}
Death sucks. That's why most people are afraid of it. Some people die of old age, or gradually succumb to one of a number of illnesses. When death comes, the lucky among us will go out peacefully with dignity. Some of us might go out fighting the good fight, saving the lives of some unfortunate person whom our consciences cannot ignore and force us to help. They'll all die "good deaths" (and in some cases, heroic deaths).
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== Western Animation ==
* ''[[South Park]]'':
** About 95% of all Kenny's deaths
** Chef's death in the episode "Return Of Chef." He falls down a cliff, gets impaled by a rock, has a mountain lion and bear tear him limb from limb (as well as rip his face off), gets shot, and finally voids his bowels.
* Though there were quite a few different deaths in the [[One-Episode Wonder]] ''[[Korgoth of Barbaria]]'', nothing matches the death of a [[Giant Mook]] named [[Punny Name|Scrotus]], who gets interrupted in the middle of a wonderful [[To the Pain]]/[[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon]] speech. After the title character is unimpressed by the overly long speech, he proceeds to dish out a brutal murdering by ripping half of the mook's skin off from the ponytail straight down, tossing a full glass of alcohol into the godawful wound, [[Kill It with Fire|then setting the alcohol set on fire]].
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