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{{quote| '''Almond:''' Awesome! I've always wanted to fight a real monster.<br />
{{quote|'''Almond:''' Awesome! I've always wanted to fight a real monster.
'''Cucumber:''' ''I haven't!'' }}
'''Cucumber:''' ''I haven't!'' }}


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** Also Peridot, Almond, what little we've seen of Saturday, the two cake ladies, Saturday's butler...
** Also Peridot, Almond, what little we've seen of Saturday, the two cake ladies, Saturday's butler...
** ...The Nightmare Knight...
** ...The Nightmare Knight...
{{quote| '''NK''': This is the queen.<br />
{{quote|'''NK''': This is the queen.
'''Splashmaster''': So?<br />
'''Splashmaster''': So?
'''NK''': '''So''', this isn't the princess. They're ''two different people.'' Surely even [[The Ditz|''you'']] can grasp this concept.<br />
'''NK''': '''So''', this isn't the princess. They're ''two different people.'' Surely even [[The Ditz|''you'']] can grasp this concept.<br />
'''Splashmaster''': [[Crowning Moment of Funny|But queen just older fatter princess!]] }}
'''Splashmaster''': [[Crowning Moment of Funny|But queen just older fatter princess!]] }}
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* [[Idiot Ball]]: {{spoiler|Time will tell if Almond's decision to simply ''hand over the last Disaster Stone because she feels the quest wouldn't be epic enough if they didn't'' will be this or simply the [[Functional Genre Savvy|usual genre enforcement of the world]]. Or both.}}
* [[Idiot Ball]]: {{spoiler|Time will tell if Almond's decision to simply ''hand over the last Disaster Stone because she feels the quest wouldn't be epic enough if they didn't'' will be this or simply the [[Functional Genre Savvy|usual genre enforcement of the world]]. Or both.}}
* [[Insistent Terminology]]:
* [[Insistent Terminology]]:
{{quote| '''Nautilus:''' It's not a ''cell phone'', Cucumber. It's a ''Royal Instrument of Summoning'' that's been passed down through my ''family'' for ''generations.''}}
{{quote|'''Nautilus:''' It's not a ''cell phone'', Cucumber. It's a ''Royal Instrument of Summoning'' that's been passed down through my ''family'' for ''generations.''}}
* [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|It Is Pronounced Peri-DOH]]
* [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|It Is Pronounced Peri-DOH]]
* [[It's Up to You]]: As much as Cucumber attempts to avert this, no one will let him off the hook about this world-saving business.
* [[It's Up to You]]: As much as Cucumber attempts to avert this, no one will let him off the hook about this world-saving business.
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* [[Mad Scientist]]: Cosmo seems to be this.
* [[Mad Scientist]]: Cosmo seems to be this.
* [[Medium Awareness]]
* [[Medium Awareness]]
{{quote| '''Almond:''' We haven't had a decent fight this whole chapter! Put up your dukes, Grandpa!}}
{{quote|'''Almond:''' We haven't had a decent fight this whole chapter! Put up your dukes, Grandpa!}}
* [[My Friends and Zoidberg]]: We don't talk about Bacon.
* [[My Friends and Zoidberg]]: We don't talk about Bacon.
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]:
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]:
{{quote| '''Dream Oracle:''' Listen, Zucchini--<br />
{{quote|'''Dream Oracle:''' Listen, Zucchini--
'''Cucumber:''' ''Cucumber.''<br />
'''Cucumber:''' ''Cucumber.''
'''Dream Oracle:''' Camembert, that's what I said. }}
'''Dream Oracle:''' Camembert, that's what I said. }}
* [[Non-Action Guy]]: Cucumber. He's a [[Squishy Wizard]] who hasn't quite gotten the "wizard" part down yet.
* [[Non-Action Guy]]: Cucumber. He's a [[Squishy Wizard]] who hasn't quite gotten the "wizard" part down yet.
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* [[Rose-Haired Girl]]: Tartelette.
* [[Rose-Haired Girl]]: Tartelette.
* [[Schizo-Tech]]:
* [[Schizo-Tech]]:
{{quote| ''[[Word of God|Well…the people of Dreamside have television, electric lighting and space travel, but they’re still fighting with swords. I probably decided on this because I’ve always liked cartoons and comics that blend old-timey fantasy stuff with modern technology for the sake of humor or whimsy or whatever.]]''}}
{{quote|''[[Word of God|Well…the people of Dreamside have television, electric lighting and space travel, but they’re still fighting with swords. I probably decided on this because I’ve always liked cartoons and comics that blend old-timey fantasy stuff with modern technology for the sake of humor or whimsy or whatever.]]''}}
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]: "Puffington's Academy for the Magically Gifted and/or Incredibly Wealthy" would imply that to get in you need either magical skill or enough money for lack of skill to not matter.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]: "Puffington's Academy for the Magically Gifted and/or Incredibly Wealthy" would imply that to get in you need either magical skill or enough money for lack of skill to not matter.
* [[Sibling Yin-Yang]]:
* [[Sibling Yin-Yang]]:
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* [[Unusual Ears]]: The Dream Oracle's resemble membranous wings.
* [[Unusual Ears]]: The Dream Oracle's resemble membranous wings.
* [[Vague Age]]: [[Word of God]] on Cucumber's and Almond's ages:
* [[Vague Age]]: [[Word of God]] on Cucumber's and Almond's ages:
{{quote| ''Cucumber and Almond are just Kids. Almond is a Slightly Younger Kid.''}}
{{quote|''Cucumber and Almond are just Kids. Almond is a Slightly Younger Kid.''}}
** We at least know that Cucumber is not 9. Because that's how old his father thinks he is.
** We at least know that Cucumber is not 9. Because that's how old his father thinks he is.
* [[Valley Girl]]: Lettuce. [[Word of God|There's, like, something irritating about the way she talks.]]
* [[Valley Girl]]: Lettuce. [[Word of God|There's, like, something irritating about the way she talks.]]
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Baguette has a tic, man. Tartelette does too, hon. Lettuce, like, probably counts, too.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Baguette has a tic, man. Tartelette does too, hon. Lettuce, like, probably counts, too.
* [[Verbal Backspace]]: Cucumber does an impressive one while being introduced to Princess Nautilus:
* [[Verbal Backspace]]: Cucumber does an impressive one while being introduced to Princess Nautilus:
{{quote| '''Cucumber:''' Oh, or how about I call you [[Innocent Innuendo|Nautie]] for sh--<br />
{{quote|'''Cucumber:''' Oh, or how about I call you [[Innocent Innuendo|Nautie]] for sh--<br />
'''Princess Nautilus:''' ''(Gives him a Look of Death.)''<br />
'''Princess Nautilus:''' ''(Gives him a Look of Death.)''<br />
'''Cucumber:''' ...how about I call you Nautilus.<br />
'''Cucumber:''' ...how about I call you Nautilus.<br />
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* [[Wine Is Classy]]: Cordelia in [http://gigidigi.tumblr.com/post/4549186733/cat-planet this] bit of artwork.
* [[Wine Is Classy]]: Cordelia in [http://gigidigi.tumblr.com/post/4549186733/cat-planet this] bit of artwork.
* [[A Wizard Did It]]: [http://gigidigi.tumblr.com/post/12320870982/whurfbuilding How a flat planet physically works.]
* [[A Wizard Did It]]: [http://gigidigi.tumblr.com/post/12320870982/whurfbuilding How a flat planet physically works.]
{{quote| ''Wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, w''}}
{{quote|''Wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, w''}}
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: Tomato threatens Almond, saying he has no qualms about hitting a girl. [[Badass Adorable|Almond never gives him the chance]].
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: Tomato threatens Almond, saying he has no qualms about hitting a girl. [[Badass Adorable|Almond never gives him the chance]].
* [[You Can't Thwart Stage One]]: Cuco would very much like to avert this trope by preventing the Nightmare Knight's summoning, but the enemy--and even some of his ''allies''--are determined to have it played straight.
* [[You Can't Thwart Stage One]]: Cuco would very much like to avert this trope by preventing the Nightmare Knight's summoning, but the enemy--and even some of his ''allies''--are determined to have it played straight.