Damsel in Distress/Trope Co: Difference between revisions

So you need to kidnap someone to lure the hero to your lair. But for some reason, just grabbing someone close to him isn't an option. [[Superman|Lois Lane]] is out of town, and all the [[Action Girl|Action Girls]]s have learned to overcome the [[Standard Female Grab Area]].

But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''[[Trope Co]]®''' is able to provide you with your own [[Damsel in Distress]]. We found some [[Upper Class Twit|Upper Class Twits]]s are willing to do anything if they are bored/drunk/[[Hypnotize the Princess|hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.

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