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So you need to kidnap someone to lure the hero to your lair. But for some reason, just grabbing someone close to him isn't an option. [[Superman|Lois Lane]] is out of town, and all the [[Action Girl|Action Girls]] have learned to overcome the [[Standard Female Grab Area]].
 
But heroes are willing to rescue strangers in the right circumstances. That's why '''[[Trope Co Â]]®''' is able to provide you with your own [[Damsel in Distress]]. We found some [[Upper Class Twit|Upper Class Twits]] are willing to do anything if they are bored/drunk/[[Hypnotize the Princess|hypnotized]] enough. So for a reasonable fee, they let you kidnap them, and the hero comes to the rescue.
 
If a rich ditz isn't an option, we also have a pool of interns who [[Fetish|don't mind being kidnapped]], or they just do what we tell them to. Either way you have a ready hostage.
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