Darkness Rising/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Who says apocalypse role-plays can't have humor in them?

  • Pike confessing to Neil she likes him. Even she thinks it's hilarious!
  • “Whee. Adventure.”
  • Neil singing "I'm Forever Blowing Pretty Bubbles" to Hakumei while his face looking like an angry British man.
  • The skeleton mouse talking to Pike.

Mouse: Ok! Miss Pike, are we going on an adventure? Cause Neil says adventures are good!
Pike: Yeah, we are soon. Even though adventures are good, some of them can go out of hand.
Mouse: If it got too bad Neil would just come in and save us! Don't tell him I said but I think he likes you.

  • Laire's reaction for seeing Pike and Neil as a couple. Same with Yoshida.
  • All of Laire trying to admit his "crush" on Hakumei.

Laire: Hey Neil, you want to sing something?
Neil: *Big sigh* No.
Laire: Aw, why not?
Neil: Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the freaking angel of death! I am not going to help you get a girl by singing a song."
...
Pike: You want Haku-chan, right? Her old love... who died didn't really do anything to impress her.
Laire: *Hangs head and nods*
Neil: He's got a little crush on Hakumei.
Laire: It's not a crush! I love her!
Neil: *Mouths* That was really loud.

  • When Laire commits hari kari:

Laire: Oh yeah, watch this. *Stabs himself* Ow!
Neil: Did he just...
Laire: I fucking told you I could do it!
Pike: You... didn't have to go that far to prove it.

  • The battle between one-shot characters Morzeth and Jaysen.

Morzeth "Agh! What the hell kind of gun are you using? That... that is... wow. Nonetheless, there are ways around that sneaky little trick..."
Jaysen: "It's called a flamethrower, smart one."

    • The middle finger made of light.
  • Most of Yoshida's lines while fighting are this. Most.
  • Zonbi upon having to watch Barney and Friends:

Zonbi: NOOO NOT BARNEY.
Zonbi: Whoever created that show needs to be shot.

  • Do you know what Yoshida says while stabbing into a group of demons? (Also doubles with Narm. )

Yoshida: WOOHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
....
Yoshida: HEY GUYS, THE ENTIRE ARMY IS MY TREADMILL!

    • The dead body falling near Pike:

Pike: Well that was odd…
Yoshida: Oops, didn't mean for that to happen, SORRY PIKE!

  • When Yoshida kills Amdusais:

Yoshida: Jesus Christ! That noise is unbearable!

  • Yoshida's and Neil's reactions to Satan melting:

Yoshida: Uh...not really what I expected, but I guess I'll take it? He melted cause his horn got ripped off? ...I'm so confused right now.
Neil: If only we would've known that a couple of days ago.

  • Yosuke: "What happened to you? Did you finally fall off a roof like I wanted you to?"
  • Arkana: "Damn, that monster is one ugly son of a gun. And it woke me up."