Dastardly Whiplash/Quotes

Crichton: Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat!
Maldis: I don't have a moustache, John.

—Farscape

"I mean, threatening innocents to get the Good Guy to cave? I might as well grow a mustache and twirl the end while I'm at it."

—Redcloak, The Order of the Stick

The vizier twirled his mustache, probably foreclosing another dozen mortgages.

—Sourcery gives us two tropes for the price of one

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