Dave the Barbarian/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Steve the Egg, Steve the Egg
How'd he wear pants without no legs?
Steve the Egg, Steve the Egg
He woke up next to sausages!

  • BUGS!!! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!!!
    • THEY'RE IN MY PANTS!!!
  • "Here's a fork, so you can EAT YOUR WORDS!!!"