Dead Unicorn Trope/Quotes

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By the way, this princess and giant aren't supposed to be from any fairy tale in particular; I just made them up since I couldn't find a tale that suited the purpose. For all that a dashing prince rescuing a princess from danger is supposed to be a fairy tale cliche, it seems like it almost never happens in any actual fairy tales!
—Andrea L. Peterson, No Rest For The Wicked

General Crozier: Don't be ridiculous, there's no such thing as trolls.

Senator Stampingston: Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
—Metalocalypse
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