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* "If I'm not mistaken, this is precisely how vikings slept together."

** "I understand that the brain is not a vital organ to the vikings..."

** "That's the [[Does This Remind You of Anything|biggest piece of wood]] your Samurai has ever seen!" (referring to a Viking shield).

** "That's the [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|biggest piece of wood]] your Samurai has ever seen!" (referring to a Viking shield).

* Near the end of the Pirate vs. Knight simulation, the Pirate tries to escape the fight by boarding his crew's ship, [[Epic Fail|but it's already sailing without him]].

** His rowboat was still anchored to the shore; the "bloody hell" was because he saw [[Oh Crap|the Knight was still chasing him]].

* "Computer's probably Chinese."

** Probably the funniest part of that episode was when the Shaolin team was demonstrating the emei piercers, going ''completely ape-shit'' on the gel head, utterly destroying it while the Maori team simply stood back, calmly watching and nodding, mildly impressed. The contrast of the team representing [[The Stoic]] shaolin monk going so over the top and the team representing the [[Hot Blooded]] Maori warrior acting so calm and collected was hilarious.

** Probably the funniest part of that episode was when the Shaolin team was demonstrating the emei piercers, going ''completely ape-shit'' on the gel head, utterly destroying it while the Maori team simply stood back, calmly watching and nodding, mildly impressed. The contrast of the team representing [[The Stoic]] shaolin monk going so over the top and the team representing the [[Hot-Blooded]] Maori warrior acting so calm and collected was hilarious.

** The what the fuck expression the monk had in the head in the showdown.

* The William Wallace expert's opinion of the Zulu poison spit: "There is one problem with that weapon..." (holds up 3 1/2 foot-long claymore) "How far can you spit, chief?"

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** After said decapition ([[Deadliest Warrior/Awesome|a different type of moment in and of itself]]), Coley Mustafa Speaks, the Zande expert testing the makraka, goes and takes a drink of fake blood spouting from the neck.

** The Zande war cry basically amounts to shouting [[Memetic Mutation|OM NOM NOM NOM]]. Well, it's more like NYAM NYAM NYAM, but yeah.

* Testing the Centurion's pickax, they put Rajput chest armor on the gel torso, but no armor anywhere else. What does the tester do? [[Off ~~With~~ His Head|Exactly what you'd expect.]] Then, to top it all off, they start their analysis of the slightly shorter target at the busted ARM. And Geoff's line after deciding the arm shot was a kill. "OK, now let's move...to... (seems to just realize that the head was missing) the...head?" Cue laughter.

* Testing the Centurion's pickax, they put Rajput chest armor on the gel torso, but no armor anywhere else. What does the tester do? [[Off with His Head|Exactly what you'd expect.]] Then, to top it all off, they start their analysis of the slightly shorter target at the busted ARM. And Geoff's line after deciding the arm shot was a kill. "OK, now let's move...to... (seems to just realize that the head was missing) the...head?" Cue laughter.

** Any comment about the long range weapons made by the opposing side's experts. For example, this exchange about the Rajput's chakram:

{{quote| ''Terence Rotolo, Ancient Combat Specialist:'' You have to remember, all Roman Centurions carried shields with them.<br />