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* Chaos and Terriermon from the ''[[~~Tamers Forever Series (Fanfic)|~~Tamers Forever Series]]''

* Chaos and Terriermon from the ''[[Tamers Forever Series]]''

* And, for that matter, Chaos and Terriermon from ''[[Dimensions (Fanfic)|Dimensions]]''. No relation. Plus Impmon.

* Sarakshi, Marjani and Tora from ''[[~~Seduction (Fanfic)|~~Seduction]]''. Will often engage in [[Snark to Snark Combat|Snark-to-Snark Combats]]. Some examples:

* Sarakshi, Marjani and Tora from ''[[Seduction]]''. Will often engage in [[Snark to Snark Combat|Snark-to-Snark Combats]]. Some examples:

{{quote| '''Sarakshi:''' Your shirt smells of grass.

'''Marjani:''' That is a highly flattering compliment, Sarakshi. I don't know how I've survived so far without it. }}

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'''Sarakshi:''' Well-mannered. Chivalrous. Excuse me while I gag, Igarashi.

'''Tora:''' I'm sure something as unattractive as that would be right up your street. }}

* Matt, Arthur, and Chris from [[Part Right Half Wrong a Third Crazy ~~(Fanfic)~~|Part Right Half Wrong a Third Crazy]], although given that it's pretty much a [[World of Snark]], practically everyone is this at some point.

* Matt, Arthur, and Chris from [[Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy|Part Right Half Wrong a Third Crazy]], although given that it's pretty much a [[World of Snark]], practically everyone is this at some point.

* Bronzong of the Total Pokémon Island series. Moreso in Total Pokémon World Tour.

* [[Time Master|Nasira]] in [[~~Keepers of the Elements (Fanfic)|~~Keepers of the Elements]] is the most notable snarker in the whole story.

* [[Time Master|Nasira]] in [[Keepers of the Elements]] is the most notable snarker in the whole story.

* The four in ''[[~~With Strings Attached (Fanfic)|~~With Strings Attached]]''. Some examples:

* The four in ''[[With Strings Attached]]''. Some examples:

{{quote| John: "Why're you so bloody calm?"

George: "Because I'm a better person than you.” }}

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{{quote| The Hunter: “I warn you, children, I have little patience for fools.”

Ringo: “If you were a doctor, would you have little fools for patients?” }}

* While it's generally common for fans to portray [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Matt]] this way in most ''[[~~Death Note (Manga)|~~Death Note]]'' fanfics, [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos] decided to have a field day with it. Made [[Hilarity Ensues|even better]] by the fact that Linda generally [[Sarcasm Blind|doesn't get it right away]].

* While it's generally common for fans to portray [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Matt]] this way in most ''[[Death Note]]'' fanfics, [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos] decided to have a field day with it. Made [[Hilarity Ensues|even better]] by the fact that Linda generally [[Sarcasm Blind|doesn't get it right away]].

{{quote| '''Matt''': Lin, I told you I got this worked out, didn't I? [[It Makes Sense in Context|We're going out my bedroom window.]]

'''Linda''': [[Ask a Stupid Question|Out there? Um...are you sure?]]

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** L also fits this trope, and he and Matt even engage in [[Snark to Snark Combat]].

* Any time someone who's a snarker in real life, they'll usually turn the cast into snarkers, whether intentional or not.

* The eponymous [[Midnight Green ~~(Fanfic)~~|Midnight Green.]]

* The eponymous [[Midnight Green|Midnight Green.]]

* In [[Legend of Zelda Rings of Dualty ~~(Fanfic)~~|The Legend of Zelda: Rings of Dualty]], protagonists Link and Samba get their moments, as do various NPCs. Most humor comes from [[Lampshade Hanging]], though.

* In [[Legend of Zelda Rings of Dualty|The Legend of Zelda: Rings of Dualty]], protagonists Link and Samba get their moments, as do various NPCs. Most humor comes from [[Lampshade Hanging]], though.

{{quote| '''Link (after Samba advises him to use explosives to beat a beamos)''': But we're knee-deep in goron territory and have yet to find a bomb. [[Lampshade Hanging|Notice that little cosmic joke yet?]]}}

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'''Shifty Dingo:''' Deforestation. }}

* Everyone in ''[[~~The End Is Near (Fanfic)|~~The End Is Near]]'' but especially Light with his imaginary "advice column."

* Everyone in ''[[The End Is Near]]'' but especially Light with his imaginary "advice column."

* Harry becomes (or at least, becomes more obviously so) in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6335808/1/The_Wizard_in_the_Shadows The Wizard In The Shadows] getting steadily snarkier as time goes on. The narration owes a lot to the [[Discworld]] style of narration as well.

{{quote| '''Narrator''': Gimli, having reached the Horn, blew on it, causing one massive, and vaguely flatulent sound to echo over the deep.

'''Harry''': *at Helm's Deep* It looks Galadriel has sent crack squad of decorators. She must have heard about the poor aesthetics of the fortress and decided it must be cleaned up as soon as possible.

'''Harry''': *just after Gandalf free's Theoden from Saruman* Look upon your kingdom once more. I hear it’s very nice this time of year. }}

* Pretty much anyone who's not [[Too Dumb to Live|an idiot]] or [[Weirdness Censor|unobservant]] in ''[[Calvin and Hobbes The Series ~~(Fanfic)~~|Calvin and Hobbes The Series]]''.

* Pretty much anyone who's not [[Too Dumb to Live|an idiot]] or [[Weirdness Censor|unobservant]] in ''[[Calvin and Hobbes: The Series|Calvin and Hobbes The Series]]''.

* Tatl Beryllia in ''[[~~The Blue Blur of Termina (Fanfic)|~~The Blue Blur of Termina]]'', especially with Sonic:

* Tatl Beryllia in ''[[The Blue Blur of Termina]]'', especially with Sonic:

{{quote| '''Sonic:''' (spotting the doors out of the Clock Tower) Hey, is that the way out?

'''Tatl:''' You see any ''other'' doors, kid? Let's ''go'' already! }}

* Sho in [[~~How I Became Yours (Fanfic)|~~How I Became Yours]]

* Sho in [[How I Became Yours]]

* In the [[Katawa Shoujo]] fanfic, From Shizune's Perspective, Shizune may be one in canon, but Misha becomes one in here, as the author suggests that she would act that way in sign language-only conversations. At one point, Shizune becomes suspicious because Misha is not snarking at her.

{{quote| '''Misha''': Need a little help there, Shicchan?

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'''Misha''': No thanks, I already told you I don't go that way. <ref>This was written before the full game and [[The Reveal]] about how Misha felt about Shizune</ref>.

'''Shizune''': Your loss. Too late for you anyway; I'm over my big girl phase. (Misha laughs) }}

* [[Death Note ~~(Manga)~~|Matt, Light, and L]] in ''[[~~A Cure for Love (Fanfic)|~~A Cure for Love]]'' in a very [[Britcom]] way.

* [[Death Note|Matt, Light, and L]] in ''[[A Cure for Love]]'' in a very [[Britcom]] way.

* Shirou in [[The Hill of Swords]], so very much.

* Firefly in ''[[~~Ace Combat the Equestrian War (Fanfic)|~~Ace Combat: The Equestrian War]]''.

* Firefly in ''[[Ace Combat: The Equestrian War]]''.

* Elite Four Boss and Jack Noir in ''[[~~Dave Stdider Pokémon Traner (Fanfic)|~~Dave Stdider Pokémon Traner]]''.

* Elite Four Boss and Jack Noir in ''[[Dave Stdider Pokémon Traner]]''.