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{{quote|'''Me''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Astute observation]], [[Captain Obvious]].<br />
'''Me''': Wait, [[Take That Us|did I just diss myself?]]<br />
'''Me''': [[
* [[Blessed with Suck]]: I'm a living cancer! Of course I would enjoy the sweet smell of Death... in more ways than one.
* [[Blood Knight]]: I love fighting and killing.
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* [[Downer Ending]]: {{spoiler|Wade Wilson's War all took place in my head and Dom and I are reduced to a pair of foam-in-the-mouth paraplegics! Actually, there are some parts that are left vague and open to interpretation. [[Gainax Ending|GUH! MY BRAIN!]]}}
* [[Dream Sequence]]: In one issue of Priscila and Deadpool, Black Mamba used her powers to distract me by making me dream of my greatest desire—which at the time was rubbing sunscreen on Cable's back on a sunny beach. Drinks with tiny umbrellas and WD-40 may also have been involved.
* [[Duct Tape for Everything]]: Check [https://web.archive.org/web/20160309212944/http://lafinjack.net/images/comicz/deadpool/deadpool_ducttape.jpg this] out. Oh, there was also that time when Cable, [[Captain America (comics)]] and a few others frickin' ''cocooned'' me with duct tape in an empty warehouse and left me there for hours. And to make things worse... [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I had to pee]].
* [[Dude, Where's My Respect?]]: Despite being one of the deadliest characters in the Marvel Universe, I get close to no respect from anyone.
* [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?]]: I do this a ''lot'' (for all you know, this whole thing might have been transcribed from me babbling in the ear of one o' you tropers for a few hours). My internal yellow caption box monologue is often 'broken', usually without me realizing it, meaning everyone else on the page can hear what I think. Sometimes, I only think I'm doing an internal monologue, when I'm really talking. Also, I tend to have very disturbing dreams, plus a habit of sleeptalking just before I wake up, creating very embarrassing moments for everyone involved.
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* [[Hit Me Dammit|Snikt Me, Dammit!]]: I spent the better part of an issue trying to get [[Wolverine]] to stab me. But he was being a wuss, so I [[Street Fighter|Shoryuken'd]] Kitty Pryde instead. That worked.
** Also, for me to unleash the fury of [[Power Level|my Level 3 special]] in [[Marvel vs. Capcom]] 3, people have to hit me whilst I am doing a [[Sexy Walk]].
* [[Super Speed]]: Okay, so maybe it isn't one of my [[No Fourth Wall|official powers]], but it darn well oughta be. I mean, I can outrun a friggin' ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100706002009/http://i082.radikal.ru/0909/d5/77f59eab6e86.jpg jetliner]'' fer Bea Arthur's sake!
* [[The Starscream]]: Occasionally Weasel.
* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Dr. Ella Whitby, she's obsessed with me and she even has a fridge full of all the body parts i've lost over the years. She's creepy, even by my standards.
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