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* [[Running Gag]] |
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{{quote|You're not a mutant! ...and you're not an X-Man!}} |
{{quote|You're not a mutant! ...and you're not an X-Man!}} |
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* [[Shapeshifting Squick]]: Ah [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/b3/Copycat233.jpg/200px-Copycat233.jpg Vanessa], the great love of my life and best thing that ever happened to me; always seeing me as her [[Knight in Shining Armour]] after I rescued her from slavery, prostitution, and various assassins; always appreciating my awesome sense of humour; [[Stalker with a Crush|always knowing that the proper way to a man's heart is through seduction as random drop-dead gorgeous bombshells]]; [[All Men Are Perverts|always willing to fulfill my fantasies in ways that would let me blackmail every superheroine on the planet, if I could find wherever I put the pictures]]; always too [[Girls Need Role Models|politically incorrect]] to be allowed to exist, or the writers get beaten by their wives; taken from us far too soon... in a [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/378/523291-deadpool05922wj6_super.jpg way that totally didn't make any sense], since she can [[Meaningful Name|copycat]] abilities like healing factors, and [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061110144114/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/be/Copycat_ |
* [[Shapeshifting Squick]]: Ah [https://web.archive.org/web/20140913144920/http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/b3/Copycat233.jpg/200px-Copycat233.jpg Vanessa], the great love of my life and best thing that ever happened to me; always seeing me as her [[Knight in Shining Armour]] after I rescued her from slavery, prostitution, and various assassins; always appreciating my awesome sense of humour; [[Stalker with a Crush|always knowing that the proper way to a man's heart is through seduction as random drop-dead gorgeous bombshells]]; [[All Men Are Perverts|always willing to fulfill my fantasies in ways that would let me blackmail every superheroine on the planet, if I could find wherever I put the pictures]]; always too [[Girls Need Role Models|politically incorrect]] to be allowed to exist, or the writers get beaten by their wives; taken from us far too soon... in a [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/378/523291-deadpool05922wj6_super.jpg way that totally didn't make any sense]{{Dead link}}, since she can [[Meaningful Name|copycat]] abilities like healing factors, and [https://web.archive.org/web/20131022075742/http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061110144114/marveldatabase/images/thumb/b/be/Copycat_%28Vanessa_Carlysle%29_Deadpool-TheCircleChase%2820%29.jpg/200px-Copycat_%28Vanessa_Carlysle%29_Deadpool-TheCircleChase%2820%29.jpg I saved her from exactly this type of damage before]. Remind me to go desecrate that <anatomically impossible explicitive deleted> [[I'm a Humanitarian|Sabretooth's]] grave by selling his [[Off with His Head|carcass]] as dog food. [[Calling the Old Man Out|Oh, and Tieri]]! [[Old Shame|Since you wrote it before you became a rock star]], better make up [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|all the lost nookie]] to me by making me super-ultra-special-with-cookies-on-top-uber-pwnage-awesome in [[Capcom vs. Whatever|that whatevah game]] [[Sarcasm Mode|you never bother to market]]! |
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* [[The Scrappy]]: In-universe, folks! Most people can't stand to be around me. |
* [[The Scrappy]]: In-universe, folks! Most people can't stand to be around me. |
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* [[Sidekick]]: Bob, hapless, captured [[Mook|agent]] of HYDRA! |
* [[Sidekick]]: Bob, hapless, captured [[Mook|agent]] of HYDRA! |