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Crowning Moment of Funny: Jack McCall haplessly trying to recreate an insult he was handed by Wild Bill to another poker player.
"NOT WU, WHO, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CHINK!"
The scene after Al "promotes" Johnny to being a Road Agent. Al's talking to Dan about it, when Johnny comes down the stairs.

Johnny: Hey, Al. Any reason I can't share with Dan what you told me about me taking over for Persimmon Phil? (Note that Dan is standing right there)

Al: Yeah. Keep Dan in the dark.

Dan: Hey Johnny. What's new?

(Johnny looks at his feet.)

- The swatches scene with the German tailor. To say more would ruin it.
- "Among humans, for grip, the China-woman's snatch has no peer. In all nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale..."
"I will profane your fucking remains, E.B... Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
Al's near perfect impression of E.B.
Jimmy the opium courier soiling himself after Al punches him.
E.B. advising some new arrivals to "not look to your left as you egress," if they're religiously inclined, as Pete is doing a Pagan-like ritual with the antler Alma gave him.
"THE TIT-LICKER!"

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 * [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: Jack McCall haplessly trying to recreate an insult he was handed by Wild Bill to another poker player.
-* "[[Whos On First|NOT WU, WHO,]] YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CHINK!"
+* "[[Who's On First?|NOT WU, WHO,]] YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CHINK!"
 * The scene after Al "promotes" Johnny to being a Road Agent. Al's talking to Dan about it, when Johnny comes down the stairs.
 {{quote| '''Johnny:''' Hey, Al. Any reason I can't share with Dan what you told me about me taking over for Persimmon Phil? ''(Note that Dan is standing right there)''<br />