Desert Bus for Hope/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Alex: So, you're stuck in a bewitched tree.
Caller: My fantastic business is stuck inside.
Alex: Yeah, you're like Merlin, only a pervert. Maybe whoever pulls you out will become king of the sex offenders list.

Alex: That sounds like a poor person problem.

Alex: Are you asking for my credentials? They're loaded in a drawer upstairs, I'll show them to you anytime. This one holds eighteen doctorates and a master's I'm working on.
Caller: Are you threatening me?
Alex: No, I'm promising you.