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{{quote|It is a dark time: far to the north, the gate of chaos has opened once more. Archaon, Lord of End Times, had waged his insane war on the civilized world, although he was beaten back at the last moment, Chaos is still prevalent throughout the land: Beasts ravage the countryside, Mutation and Insanity are rife. Heroes are needed, heroes who will beat back the darkness, heroes the like of which who have better things to do than to save inbred, misbegotten peasants like these.
So, you lot will have to do. May the lords of ruination spare your souls.
{{quote|'''Legolas:''' We defeated a balrog, you know.
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'''DM:''' You ran away from it!
'''Legolas:''' Okay, fine. We were '''near''' a balrog. For several seconds.
'''DM:''' Wow, you guys must be so proud. Maybe you guys can find a bard and have your story of heroic balrog proximity put into verse.
|''The [[DM of the Rings]]'', "[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p{{=}}983 Deeds of Legend]"}}
{{quote|Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fuck on. Medusa was a woman who turned down the sexual advances of a god, who then raped her, which caused another god to put a curse on her that turns anyone to stone when they look at her. Now we’re going to track down this poor woman who did nothing wrong and just wants to be left alone, then cut off her fucking head to use it as a weapon? There were like fifty writers on this screenplay and nobody realized the main characters are total wangholes?
|'''The Editing Room''', ''[[Clash of the Titans]]: [http://www.the-editing-room.com/clash-of-the-titans.html The Abridged Script]''}}
{{quote|"We need someone who can look into this ... someone brave and fearless who can get the job done! But all we have is Crash, so he'll have to do.|'''Aku Aku''', ''[[Crash Bandicoot]] [[Crossover|Purple:]] [[Spyro the Dragon|Ripto]][[Crossover|'s Rampage]]''}}
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{{quote|I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man.|'''The Stranger''', ''[[The Big Lebowski]]''}}
{{quote|...Ladies and Gentlemen? Our hero.
{{quote|Beating people up in little room... he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things.|[[Terry Pratchett]], ''[[Thud!]]''}}
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{{quote|"And so our brave hero roasts the disabled man!"|''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' on ''[[Space Mutiny]]''}}
{{quote|"Why is the main character even going after the Black Knight in the first place? For all I know, he's just pissed off that the country is less dependent on foreign imports, while the country's GDP has increased by 20 percent over the last five years!"
|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}TINvUbTdt4k Urinating Tree] on the protagonist from ''[[Dark Castle]]''}}
{{quote|"If we are to survive, a new balance must be found. In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil."|''Opening narration to [[The Chronicles of Riddick]]''}}
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