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''"I am '''not''' green!"'' }}
''"I am '''not''' green!"'' }}


''[[Excited Show Title|Destroy All Humans!]]'' is a [[Wide Open Sandbox]] action game released in 2005 by Pandemic Games.
''[[Excited Show Title!|Destroy All Humans!]]'' is a [[Wide Open Sandbox]] action game released in 2005 by Pandemic Games.


Taking place in a satirical version of [[Eagle Land|America]] in [[The Fifties]], it follows a sarcastic, trigger-happy "grey" alien named Cryptosporidium-137 ([[Some Call Me... Tim|or just "Crypto" for short]]). Crypto's species, the Furons, have been rendered sterile through centuries of nuclear warfare, and are dependent on cloning to reproduce. To keep their genetic code from becoming too corrupted, the Furons must steal DNA from human brainstems. Apparently, Furon sailors on furlough [[Boldly Coming|left some untainted genes in the human pool]] back when the species still had genitals. Unfortunately, it seems Crypto's predecessor, Cryptosporidium-136, has been captured by [[The Government]]. Crypto's mission is to harvest human brains, find out what happened to the last Crypto, and generally cause mayhem. Along the way, Crypto confronts paranoia, mad science, the military, a government conspiracy, and exploding cows.
Taking place in a satirical version of [[Eagle Land|America]] in [[The Fifties]], it follows a sarcastic, trigger-happy "grey" alien named Cryptosporidium-137 ([[Some Call Me... Tim|or just "Crypto" for short]]). Crypto's species, the Furons, have been rendered sterile through centuries of nuclear warfare, and are dependent on cloning to reproduce. To keep their genetic code from becoming too corrupted, the Furons must steal DNA from human brainstems. Apparently, Furon sailors on furlough [[Boldly Coming|left some untainted genes in the human pool]] back when the species still had genitals. Unfortunately, it seems Crypto's predecessor, Cryptosporidium-136, has been captured by [[The Government]]. Crypto's mission is to harvest human brains, find out what happened to the last Crypto, and generally cause mayhem. Along the way, Crypto confronts paranoia, mad science, the military, a government conspiracy, and exploding cows.
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Also notable for being pitched by Matt Harding. Yes, as in "Where the hell is".
Also notable for being pitched by Matt Harding. Yes, as in "Where the hell is".


[[I Thought It Meant|Not to be confused]] with [[Kill All Humans]].
[[I Thought It Meant|Not to be confused]] with [[Kill All Humans]].


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* [[Enemy Mine]]: Several humans team up with Crypto during the series.
* [[Enemy Mine]]: Several humans team up with Crypto during the series.
* [[Escort Mission]]: A FREAKING NUCLEAR BOMB in the first game. One in the second game even involves escorting a girl spy to her hot pink car.
* [[Escort Mission]]: A FREAKING NUCLEAR BOMB in the first game. One in the second game even involves escorting a girl spy to her hot pink car.
* [[Excited Show Title]]
* [[Excited Show Title!]]
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: Crypto, AKA Crypto 137/8/9, AKA Cryptosporidium, AKA Cryptosporidium 137/8/9.
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: Crypto, AKA Crypto 137/8/9, AKA Cryptosporidium, AKA Cryptosporidium 137/8/9.
* [[Everything Fades]]
* [[Everything Fades]]
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*** Pox is also far more nerdy and speaks more properly and with more big words. He still loves destroying stuff though.
*** Pox is also far more nerdy and speaks more properly and with more big words. He still loves destroying stuff though.
** ... ''[[Nicktoons Unite!|Nicktoons: Globs of Doom]]'' (which stars Zim among others) notwithstanding.
** ... ''[[Nicktoons Unite!|Nicktoons: Globs of Doom]]'' (which stars Zim among others) notwithstanding.
* [[Excited Show Title]]
* [[Excited Show Title!]]
* [[Fan Service]]: Silhouette, Natalya, and Veronica Stone.
* [[Fan Service]]: Silhouette, Natalya, and Veronica Stone.
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: The Furon race views the human race as "inferior, filthy, pathetic, stupid monkeys" that are only useful for the strand of Furon DNA in their heads. Once the humans lose their usefulness via various means, they're just things to shoot/zoo animals/game pieces/something to try out their new sex organs on, and then throw away.
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: The Furon race views the human race as "inferior, filthy, pathetic, stupid monkeys" that are only useful for the strand of Furon DNA in their heads. Once the humans lose their usefulness via various means, they're just things to shoot/zoo animals/game pieces/something to try out their new sex organs on, and then throw away.
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* [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]
* [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]
* [[Hide Your Children]]
* [[Hide Your Children]]
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]] / [[Technicolor Ninja]]: There's a reason why the White clan and Black clan of ninjas exist and hate each other. Originally, they were united under one clan of Gray ninjas, but the clans started to split over personal preference between black and white uniforms when they ran out of gray fabric.
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]] / [[Technicolor Ninja]]: There's a reason why the White clan and Black clan of ninjas exist and hate each other. Originally, they were united under one clan of Gray ninjas, but the clans started to split over personal preference between black and white uniforms when they ran out of gray fabric.
{{quote|'''White Ninja Leader''': Wrong! Supplier stop selling gray fabric. We wanted to be black ninja, but bastards put their order in first!}}
{{quote|'''White Ninja Leader''': Wrong! Supplier stop selling gray fabric. We wanted to be black ninja, but bastards put their order in first!}}
* [[Hive Mind]]: The Blisk
* [[Hive Mind]]: The Blisk
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* [[Human Resources]]: ''Big Willie Unleashed'' features a fast food shop which makes burgers out of the humans used to remove brain stems.
* [[Human Resources]]: ''Big Willie Unleashed'' features a fast food shop which makes burgers out of the humans used to remove brain stems.
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: Roboprez and Big Willy.
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: Roboprez and Big Willy.
* [[Hundred-Percent Completion]]
* [[100% Completion]]
* [[Hyperspace Arsenal]]: Crypto carries up to 8 weapons on him at a time, and it ''DAH!3'', all the saucer's giant weapons pop out of the hull.
* [[Hyperspace Arsenal]]: Crypto carries up to 8 weapons on him at a time, and it ''DAH!3'', all the saucer's giant weapons pop out of the hull.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: {{spoiler|Silhouette disguises herself as a man simply so that they would take her seriously....yet ironically she is quite sexist.}}
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: {{spoiler|Silhouette disguises herself as a man simply so that they would take her seriously....yet ironically she is quite sexist.}}
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* [[Monumental Damage]]
* [[Monumental Damage]]
* [[The Mothership]]
* [[The Mothership]]
* [[Move Along, Nothing to See Here]]: Crypto tries this on the crowd in "Citizen Crypto". It obviously doesn't work, leading to a brief Q&A session.
* [[Move Along, Nothing to See Here]]: Crypto tries this on the crowd in "Citizen Crypto". It obviously doesn't work, leading to a brief Q&A session.
* [[Ms. Fanservice]]: Natalya
* [[Ms. Fanservice]]: Natalya
* [[My Brain Is Big]]
* [[My Brain Is Big]]
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* [[Satire, Parody, Pastiche]]: All the games are generally a satirical parody of the date the setting takes place in. For example, the first game spoofs and parodies hundreds of events from [[The Fifties]], including the first big Sci-Fi craze and America's fear of communism.
* [[Satire, Parody, Pastiche]]: All the games are generally a satirical parody of the date the setting takes place in. For example, the first game spoofs and parodies hundreds of events from [[The Fifties]], including the first big Sci-Fi craze and America's fear of communism.
* [[Satellite Character]]: Crypto and Pox would be pretty bland alone.
* [[Satellite Character]]: Crypto and Pox would be pretty bland alone.
* [[Say My Name]]: "CRYPTO!" Pox does this often in the second game.
* [[Say My Name]]: "CRYPTO!" Pox does this often in the second game.
* [[Scary Dogmatic Aliens]]
* [[Scary Dogmatic Aliens]]
* [[Sequel Hook]]
* [[Sequel Hook]]