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** Bob is an exterminator and takes out Cthulhu [[Feed It a Bomb|with a 'roach bomb]].
** Bob is an exterminator and takes out Cthulhu [[Feed It a Bomb|with a 'roach bomb]].
** Bob ''literally'' punched out Cthulhu in a boxing match.
** Bob ''literally'' punched out Cthulhu in a boxing match.
*** Complete with [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome|super-slo-mo shot of the knockout punch.]]
*** Complete with [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|super-slo-mo shot of the knockout punch.]]
*** And the referee was Nyarlathotep, so Cthulhu was really punched-out: the referee declared so!
*** And the referee was Nyarlathotep, so Cthulhu was really punched-out: the referee declared so!
* '''Deconstructed''':
* '''Deconstructed''':
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** [[Lovecraft Lite|Bob just punches out every deity that appears after Cthulhu]].
** [[Lovecraft Lite|Bob just punches out every deity that appears after Cthulhu]].
** Cthulhu is the weakest among the [[Eldritch Abomination]] pantheon. With him defeated, the whole group decide their safest option is to leave humanity alone.
** Cthulhu is the weakest among the [[Eldritch Abomination]] pantheon. With him defeated, the whole group decide their safest option is to leave humanity alone.
* '''Zig Zagged''': Bob faces a long sequence of [[One Winged Angel]] forms of Cthulhu.
* '''Zig Zagged''': Bob faces a long sequence of [[One-Winged Angel]] forms of Cthulhu.
* '''Averted''': Cthulhu really is invulnerable, so Bob never tries.
* '''Averted''': Cthulhu really is invulnerable, so Bob never tries.
* '''Enforced''': "We should inspire our readers/viewers to do great things... how about the main character is able to defeat a god?"
* '''Enforced''': "We should inspire our readers/viewers to do great things... how about the main character is able to defeat a god?"
* '''Lampshaded''':
* '''Lampshaded''':
** "Oh, are you some kind of super-[[Badass]] that can even defeat gods?" [[Pre Ass Kicking One Liner|"Allow me to demonstrate."]]
** "Oh, are you some kind of super-[[Badass]] that can even defeat gods?" [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|"Allow me to demonstrate."]]
** [[Badass Boast|"In strange aeons, even Death may die...but once he's dead, your destruction isn't so hard to wrap my head around!"]]
** [[Badass Boast|"In strange aeons, even Death may die...but once he's dead, your destruction isn't so hard to wrap my head around!"]]
* '''Invoked''': Upon hearing that Cthulhu is unbeatable, Bob says "[[Screw Destiny]]!" and makes it his mission to defeat it.
* '''Invoked''': Upon hearing that Cthulhu is unbeatable, Bob says "[[Screw Destiny]]!" and makes it his mission to defeat it.
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* '''Conversed''': "I'm so going to end up going against Cthulhu at the end of this game, aren't I?"
* '''Conversed''': "I'm so going to end up going against Cthulhu at the end of this game, aren't I?"
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In strange aeons even Death may die, but the [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu]] page endures!
In strange aeons even Death may die, but the [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]] page endures!


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