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* Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
** Worn Leather Bag 
{{quote|This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[Porn Stash|adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...}}
** Winness
{{quote|Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by [[Charlie Sheen]]}}
** Manbag
{{quote|[[Testosterone Poisoning|Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]}}
** Guard Dog
{{quote|Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[Eat the Dog|ends up as tasty burgers...]]}}
* [[Refuge in Audacity|The Giant BRD.]] [[Gag Penis|Its entire existance is one.]]

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