Dink Smallwood: Difference between revisions

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'''[[Rival|Milder]]''': Are you farming pigs right now? <br />

'''Dink''': Er... }}

''[[Dink Smallwood]]'' tells the [[The RPG Cliches Game|standard 32-bit RPG tale]] of [[Farm Boy|a farm boy]] who dreams of becoming a mighty warrior. After Dink receives a visit from a local wizard and Dink's mother and house burn in a fire, Dink begins his [[The ~~Heros~~ Journey|epic]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]] journey to save the kingdom from cults, rogue knights, goblins, famine, and {{spoiler|an ancient who destroyed all other ancients. Also, lets not forget the [[Die Chair Die|evil furniture.]]}}

''[[Dink Smallwood]]'' tells the [[The RPG Cliches Game|standard 32-bit RPG tale]] of [[Farm Boy|a farm boy]] who dreams of becoming a mighty warrior. After Dink receives a visit from a local wizard and Dink's mother and house burn in a fire, Dink begins his [[The Hero's Journey|epic]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]] journey to save the kingdom from cults, rogue knights, goblins, famine, and {{spoiler|an ancient who destroyed all other ancients. Also, lets not forget the [[Die Chair Die|evil furniture.]]}}

''Dink Smallwood'' was made by Seth Robinson of Robinson Technologies in 1997, and was originally sold in stores, with a shareware version online. In 1999, Seth released the game as freeware, and can be downloaded [http://www.rtsoft.com/dink/download.htm here]. Even later, Dink became open sourced in hopes of making it available on more systems.

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* [[Broken Bridge]]: Literally.

* [[Chivalrous Pervert]]: The degree of chivalry is partly for the player to decide, but Dink is always a pervert.

* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu]]

* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]

* <s>[[Doomed Hometown]]</s> [[Doomed Hometown|Doomed Home]]

* [[Easing Into the Adventure]]: "Dink, would you go feed the pigs?"