Dinner for Schmucks/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Anything done or said by the blind swordsman. Some of his best moments include: "I love to paint!" "Oh? Are you any good?" "...I don't know." And his attempt to battle the business men in a fair fight by shutting off the light... just to shut off one of several, leaving the room completely lit.
  • Barry mind duelling Therman.
  • "This was a contest to find the biggest idiot." lifts trophy, "Which I nailed!"
  • The entire "Tower Of Dreams" sequence. And heartwarming, too.