Disproportionate Retribution/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"Don't you go messing with me emotionally,''

''Or else I will make you bleed internally."''|'''G. G. Allin''', "Automatic"}}

{{quote|''"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I ''killed him''. Do you think that was wrong?"''|'''Chandler''', |''[[Friends]]}}

{{quote|''"Oh, tryin' to be friends, but people are jerks,''

''So I'm gonna put some fleas on you''

''And the fleas'll have the plague, and they'll make you cough a lot,''

''And then you'll be too sick to hurt my feelings anymore"''|'''Plague rat''', ''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]''}}

''"Are you really asking the guy who just last week killed ''six'' people over ''nineteen'' dollars?"''|'''Klaus''' and '''Roger''', ''[[American Dad]]''}}

{{quote|''"You know, she ate my ice cream last night. I'll never forgive her for that."''|'''Asagi's mother''', |''[[Yotsuba&!]]''}}

{{quote|''"...Terminate With Extreme Prejudice did not simply require that the victim was [[Deadly Euphemism|inhumed]], preferably in an extremely thorough way, but that his associates and employees were also intimately involved, along with business premises, the building, and a large part of the surrounding neighborhood, so that everyone involved would know that the man had been unwise enough to make the kind of enemies who could get very angry and indiscriminate."''|'''[[Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld/Pyramids|Pyramids]]''}}

then Lamech’s is seventy-sevenfold."|'''Lamech''', ''[[The Bible]] (English Standard Version)'', Genesis 4:23-24}}

{{quote|''"So...because I didn't know what time it was, you ruined my chance to do something amazing that could've changed my whole life?!"''|'''Freddie Benson''', |''[[iCarly]], iCan't Take It'' }}

{{quote|''"I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs."''|'''Sue Sylvester''', |''[[Glee]]''}}

'''J.D.''': Well then I'm sure I can expect an appropriate retaliatory response. Maybe you could shoot me in the neck. |''[[Scrubs]]'', ''My Old Friend's New Friend''}}

{{quote|Every living creature that directly shares your bloodline is dead. Every living creature that is directly related to any of ''those'' creatures is also dead. Anyone who could possibly make a claim to be part of your family is gone now... This -- and no less -- is the price of threatening ''my'' family. [[Finger-Poke of Doom|Disintegrate.]]|'''Vaarsuvius,''' |''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}

{{quote|''"I don't think [[If I Can't Have You|murder]] is an appropriate reaction to [[All Love Is Unrequited|disappointment.]]"''|'''Anya,''' |''Anya's Ghost''}}

'''[[The Joker]]''': Freak?? Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches. Hmm? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.|''[[The Dark Knight]]''}}

{{quote|''"I tickle you, you hit me in the face with a frying pan?!"''|'''Peter Griffin''', |''[[Family Guy]]''}}

{{quote|"In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery six weeks, full psychological recovery six months, capacity to spit at back of head... neutralized.|'''Sherlock''', |''[[Sherlock Holmes (film)|Sherlock Holmes (2009 Film)]]''}}

{{quote|''"What?! You made me leave work and chase you through the neighborhood on a dog for $25?"''|'''Nicole Watterson''', |''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]''}}

{{quote|I guess it's time to nuke Washington DC and NYC..|'''Jxl5465''' [http://fav.me/d512pt4 on the S6779-2011 Bill http://fav.me/d512pt4]}}