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Doctor Doom is a [[Marvel Comics]] villain wh- ''[[Killed Mid Sentence|ARGH]]!''

'''''[[Silence You Fool|SILENCE]], [[~~TROPER~~]]!''''' '''[[Incoming Ham|You are not worthy to describe the glory of]]''' '''''[[Third Person Person|DOOM]]!''''' '''[[Self Demonstrating Article|This task can be achieved only by DOOM himself]]!''' That is why Doom honored this [[Surrounded By Idiots|useless wiki]] with his presence. Sit and enjoy the tale of the greatest [[Evil Overlord]] and [[Mad Scientist]] that ever lived, as well as the greatest [[Badass]] who could easily [[Take Over the World]] if not for that [[Memetic Mutation|Blasted]]...(''seethes'') Reed. Richards. (''deep breath'') '''''[[Say My Name|RRRRRRICHAAAAARRRRRDDDSS!!!]]'''''

'''''[[Silence You Fool|SILENCE]], [[Troper]]!''''' '''[[Incoming Ham|You are not worthy to describe the glory of]]''' '''''[[Third Person Person|DOOM]]!''''' '''[[Self Demonstrating Article|This task can be achieved only by DOOM himself]]!''' That is why Doom honored this [[Surrounded By Idiots|useless wiki]] with his presence. Sit and enjoy the tale of the greatest [[Evil Overlord]] and [[Mad Scientist]] that ever lived, as well as the greatest [[Badass]] who could easily [[Take Over the World]] if not for that [[Memetic Mutation|Blasted]]...(''seethes'') Reed. Richards. (''deep breath'') '''''[[Say My Name|RRRRRRICHAAAAARRRRRDDDSS!!!]]'''''

I, Victor Von Doom, was introduced by [[Stan Lee]] and [[Jack Kirby]] as the [[Arch Enemy]] of the [[Fantastic Four]], and one of the smartest men...no, the ''unquestioned smartest man'' on Earth. I was born in a Romani family in the [[Fictional Country]] of Latveria, as the son of a witch and a herbalist. When my beloved mother Cynthia was killed by the demons she had summoned to fight Latverian soldiers, I swore revenge, and the death of my father because of a Latverian tyrant only fueled my desire.