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Oh, I write love songs for my favorite girl

And sing them soft and low

But before I get to finish

She says she has to go

She's nice and says, "Excuse me,

I've got to find a bar

I think I need refreshment

'Fore I hear you play guitar."—Harry Chapin, "Six-String Orchestra"

Get off that piano. You're hurting its feelings!

—"Jelly Roll" Morton (legendary jazz musician)

Klink: Col. Hogan, I have decided not to play in your prisoners' orchestra. I may, however, do a solo over the loudspeaker system.

Hogan: Well, if I were you, I'd wait until the general leaves, sir.

Klink: Why?

Hogan: I mean, how would it look, a mass escape while he's here?

—Hogan's Heroes, Movies Are Your Best Escape

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

—Ambrose Bierce, The Devils Dictionary