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{{quote|''Oh, I write love songs for my favorite girl~~ ~~

{{quote|''Oh, I write love songs for my favorite girl

And sing them soft and low~~ ~~

And sing them soft and low

But before I get to finish~~ ~~

But before I get to finish

She says she has to go~~ ~~

She says she has to go

She's nice and says, "Excuse me,~~ ~~

She's nice and says, "Excuse me,

I've got to find a bar~~ ~~

I've got to find a bar

I think I need refreshment~~ ~~

I think I need refreshment

'Fore I hear you play guitar."''|'''Harry Chapin''', "Six-String Orchestra"}}

{{quote|''Get off that piano. You're hurting its feelings!''|'''"Jelly Roll" Morton''' (legendary jazz musician)}}

{{quote|'''Klink''': ''Col. Hogan, I have decided not to play in your prisoners' orchestra. I may, however, do a solo over the loudspeaker system.''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Klink''': ''Col. Hogan, I have decided not to play in your prisoners' orchestra. I may, however, do a solo over the loudspeaker system.''

'''Hogan''': ''Well, if I were you, I'd wait until the general leaves, sir.''~~ ~~

'''Hogan''': ''Well, if I were you, I'd wait until the general leaves, sir.''

'''Klink''': ''Why?''~~ ~~

'''Klink''': ''Why?''

'''Hogan''': ''I mean, how would it look, a mass escape while he's here?''|'''[[Hogan's Heroes]]''', ''Movies Are Your Best Escape''}}